“Boss, Little Junior has been playing games with a live streamer every day recently!”
Lin Jiage’s eyebrows knitted together, and a sense of crisis immediately crept up his entire body.
“Boss, if you don’t show up soon, Little Junior is going to have an affair!”
Lin jiage abruptly sat up from the bathtub. Due to his overreaction, he knocked over the wine glass placed beside him, and red liquid spilled all over the floor.
He had no time to spare, so he raised his phone and dialed Xia Shangzhou’s number.
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Xia Shangzhou was probably playing with his phone right now, so he picked up the call swiftly. “Boss, you…”
Faced with Xia Shangzhou’s passionate voice, Lin jiage coldly interrupted him, “What do you mean by cheating on me?”
“Having an affair with another woman?”Xia Shangzhou asked doubtfully. Following which, a few tapping sounds could be heard from the keyboard, following which, Xia Shangzhou began reciting as if he was reading a book, “Having an affair with another woman means that a red apricot flower has pierced through the wall. It can be said that spring is in full bloom, and it can also mean that your wife is having an affair with another woman…”
Lin jiage: “I scored 150 out of 149 in my Chinese College Entrance Examination. I was only deducted one point from my essay. Thank you.”
Xia Shangzhou: “Huh? ?”
He had probably turned on the speakerphone when Lu Benlai’s voice sounded from the other end of the line, “Boss, please don’t take it to heart. My Grandson’s surname is ‘retard’.”
Xia Shangzhou: “Get lost! My name is ‘retard’, and you’re a Retard!”
Lu benlai: “You really are a retard when I call you ‘retard’. If your name is ‘retard’, my surname is definitely ‘Zhi’. Do you know what my real name is? ‘Zhi’!”
“…”Lin Jiage cleared his throat in time to interrupt the usual bickering between the two on the other end of the phone.
Lu benlai braked in time, “Boss, are you asking about Little Junior’s affair?”
After Lu Benlai’s reminder.., xia Shangzhou came to a sudden realization, “Oh, you’re talking about that streamer. Boss, you don’t know that he es over every day to play games with little junior. He has a lot of slutty words, but little junior seems to like him a lot. He often makes her laugh, and she even praises him for his cuteness…”
Lu benlai: “That’s right, boss. I’m clearly the cutest, but little junior actually praises him for his cuteness. I’m unhappy, and I have to resist…”
If it weren’t for soft bun, he really wouldn’t have bothered with these two lunatics..
Lin jiage asked in a calm voice, “What’s the name of that streamer?”
Xia Shangzhou: “Bean sprouts TV. It’s called desolate year.”
Lin Jiage didn’t say a word. He immediately opened bean sprouts TV and searched for desolate year. He had already logged off, but he could see that he had 360,000 fans.
Xia Shangzhou was still on the phone, he was chattering non-stop: “He has quite a lot of fans, and he has quite a few fangirls as well. A lot of people are constantly spamming the screen, saying that aunties love you every year… we’re both young people, so how can there be so many aunties loving him? On the other hand, I don’t even have a grandma, let alone an Auntie…”
Lu benlai: “The Heck? I didn’t think that you would have such a strong taste. You actually like Grandma?”
Xia Shangzhou: “The Heck! I’m just trying to make a metaphor here. Do you understand?”
Lin jiage raised his finger and rubbed the space between his eyebrows, which had been slightly irritated by the two of them, before asking, “When did they meet?”
Lu benlai: “Early August. We’ve known each other for half a month.”
Xia Shangzhou: “Boss, this person is really here to pry into someone else’s side. Let me tell you something even scarier. Just before you called, little junior was still chatting with him in the game!”
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