Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
After hearing those words, Shi Yao finally reached her limit. In a moment of rage, she bellowed, “Don’t think I don’t know that you’re just an old virgin!”
Unaware of what she was saying out of anger, Shi Yao continued to rage on, “And it’s one thing for you to be an old virgin, but you’ve never even had a girlfriend!
“Not only is your first night still intact, your first love, first kiss, first hand-holding, first hug… All in all, anything that can count as a first time, they’re all still intact for you!”
Making a personal attack, who didn’t know how to do it?!
Furiously thinking this, Shi Yao continued her outburst, “I had male classmates who had girlfriends even in kindergarten, but you’ve never even held a girl’s hand? Are you actually an unbelievably ugly person in real life?!
“Are you so ugly that both men and gods alike spit in your presence, and your roommates lose their appetite when they see your face?!”
Shi Yao spat out a whole string of insults out of a moment’s rage, and by the time she finally stopped, she suddenly realized that there was no sound in her earpiece other than the BGM 1 . [111111] hadn’t said a word.
In the game, [111111]’s avatar was also standing on the spot, perfectly still.
Hm? Weren’t they escaping from the blue zone? Why wasn’t he moving at all?
Was he reflecting on himself after being rendered speechless at her words?
She might have been harsh, but who asked him to go overboard in the first place!
Besides, it wasn’t as if she’d lied. She was just repeating what [Expert of the Monkeys] told her…
Thinking up to this point, Shi Yao suddenly froze altogether, as if someone had sealed her acupoints 2 .
Even the avatar which she’d been diligently maneuvering towards the safe zone had stopped as well.
Her mind blanked out for about three seconds before a huge explosion broke out inside it.
D-d-did I really just say that [111111] is an old virgin?
It’s one thing to call him that, but I even recited everything [Expert of the Monkeys] said!
First night, first love, first kiss, first hand-holding, first hug…
AHHHHH! As a modest lady, how could I say those things to a man?
Even if he was asking for it, she could have retaliated in another way. Why did she have to say that he was an old virgin?
Unaware of what [111111] was doing on the other end, Shi Yao listened closely into the earpiece, and she could vaguely hear a bit of movement on the other end.
Her heart trembled in fright and anxiety, and she immediately backed out of the game, forcefully tossing her phone to the side.
“Yaoyao, what are you doing?”
“Also, the things you said just now, who were you talking about?”
Ignoring He Tiantian’s question, Shi Yao pulled open her blanket and hid herself under it.
…
Lin Jiage had originally been in a good mood, and after hearing [Yao Loves Ice Cream]’s adorable voice on the other end of the earpiece from time to time, his mood grew better and better.
While playing the game, he was also secretly counting the number of times she spoke.
In just one night, she had spoken twelve times. Every sentence was related to food, and the food she asked for was different each time as well.
At that point, he couldn’t help but remember her WeChat Moments page…
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