Standing outside the door of the wedding banquet hall, Shi Yao could hear the wedding march playing over and over again through the door.
There were still about ten minutes before the auspicious hour, and the host of the wedding banquet had already begun to warm up the atmosphere.
Not even half a minute after Shi Yao stood outside the wedding banquet hall, she heard the female host say, “Before the bride es out, let’s invite our groom to the stage…”
Deafening cheers, shrieks, and whistles could be heard from within.
Even though Shi Yao couldn’t see what was happening inside clearly, she could tell that Lin Jiage was already standing on the stage.
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Just as she had expected, the male host quickly spoke up, “Since the bride isn’t around, let’s interview the groom first…”
“That’s right. I have a few questions on hand, and they were all provided by family and friends. Let me ask the first one first…”the female host quickly followed up,”… but according to the intimate friends of the groom, the most mon thing that the groom does after chasing after the bride is to pinch the peach blossoms. In that case, may I ask how many peach blossoms the groom has pinched so far?”
Who was the one who asked this question? It was unlikely for Liang Jiusi to be the one asking this question. He and Lin Jiage weren’t from the same school, so he didn’t know much about such matters. Song chaoxi had been living with her girlfriend outside the school for many years, so it was unlikely for her to know much about such matters. So, was it Xia Shangzhou and Lu Benlai? It seemed like they were the ones who didn’t dare to act recklessly, so they decided to take advantage of Lin Jiage’s wedding… but Lin Jiage probably wouldn’t be able to answer this question, right?
Just as Shi Yao was deep in thought, Lin Jiage’s usually cold voice sounded from within, “Sixty-five peach blossoms.”
The male host exclaimed excitedly, “Wow, you remember the groom very well. However, sixty-five peach blossoms means that there are sixty-five members of the opposite sex who have been chasing after the bride all these years. It seems like our bride today will definitely be as beautiful as a fairy… However, I still have to ask the groom, of the sixty-five peach blossoms, who is the one that left the deepest impression on you?”
Lin jiage: “Do I really have to answer?”
The female host: “Of course. Today is the day of the wedding, so I can’t be vague about it.”
Lin jiage: “Alright then. The Peach Blossom that left the deepest impression on me is Lin Jiage.”
The male host: “What? If I’m not mistaken, the groom’s name should be Lin Jiage, right?”
The female host: “So, groom, are you saying that you’re going to pinch your own peach blossom when you get jealous?”
Lin Jiage’s voice was as calm as ever, “That’s not it. Yaoyao once had a crush on someone when she was young, and I didn’t know who it was. I was jealous for a very long time, and it took me a very long time to realize that the peach blossom was my own.”
The female host: “Wow, how romantic. I think that anyone who pinches a peach blossom would want that peach blossom to be their own, right?”
The male host: “Romance is romance, but it’s a good thing that the groom didn’t use too much force when pinching his own peach blossom. If he had used a little more force and crippled himself, it wouldn’t have been so fun…”
Following which, the entire hall burst into laughter, the male host asked a second question, “Groom, we all have a special title for the person we like, short for ‘Love’. May I know how the groom addresses the bride?”
Lin Jiage answered the question quickly, “21.”
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