Honestly, the audience really had no idea what Xia Siyu might gift.
Bo Yan took an entire afternoon to carve a flower, while Xia Siyu, well, all she does is eat and sleep, doing nothing at all. When it ca ti to give a gift, she simply said, "Wait, no peeking."
Once back in her room, Xia Siyu indeed went to find a pen... The audience was speechless. They rely suggested she personally write a card, but she actually planned on writing a card!
She wasn’t dumb, though, so she covered the cara and didn’t let anyone see it. When she ca out, she finally revealed it to everyone.
It was a die.
What the heck is this? Is this even a gift?
Even Bo Yan was puzzled, and the viewers on their phones were speechless.
But when they saw the words on it, the entire chat suddenly exploded!
"Call ’Darling’."
"Give a hug."
"Dance a bit."
"Massage for ."
"Kiss my cheek."
The most extre was that the sixth side was blank, with nothing written on it.
Not writing anything is the strongest move. The other sides already ntioned kissing the cheek; what could the blank side an?
It could... um... maybe unlock various positions?
Even though a bunch of people found Xia Siyu noisy and uneducated, with her many previous scandals. But she’s Xia Siyu! Having the hottest female actor willing to do whatever she wants is like hitting the jackpot!
The chat exploded all of a sudden. It was divided into two camps: Bo Yan’s sole fans, who already didn’t like Xia Siyu. When she threw out the first "Call ’Darling’", it was like hitting their nerves. When seeing "Kiss my cheek", just "cheek", they were furious, wishing they could jump into the screen and take her place.
When they saw the final blank side, their rage was such that they wanted to smash their phones.
Holy crap, how can soone be... so shaless?
As the chat surged, Weibo’s real-ti trending topics included:
#Xia Siyu Blank Die#
#Rolled a Six#
The viewers were stunned, isn’t this just so adult ga? Are variety shows this bold these days?
In recent years, partaking in CP culture has been all the rage, even top stars who shy away from CP are joining in.
CP fans are really wild; even if the pairing has no interaction, they can concoct an entire drama with their imagination. While you might think they’re bots, there are plenty of real people enjoying the ’sweetness’. So minor celebrities even gain popularity through CP hype.
As long as it’s not over the top and no real romantic relationships are exposed during the ’loving’ period, avoiding scandals or breaking up the CP, CP fans can stay loyal. This mainly stems from modern society; although it seems like the information explosion has made communication easier, in reality, the divides deepen. When one can’t fulfill their own romance, hopes are projected onto celebrities. As they say, "I can remain single, but my ship must co true." Even if it’s fake, CP fans can craft an epic saga.
Yet no pair has dared to perform as naturally as Bo Yan and Xia Siyu.
You might think they went too far, considering how Xia Siyu previously ’didn’t care’ for Bo Yan. In the first episode, she deliberately went makeup-free and road around, eating and sleeping at ho, even suggesting she wanted her partner to be a ’devoted fan’. What man would tolerate that? That’s why she got mocked online.
But later, Xia Siyu eagerly waited to be fed, seed to say sothing during a blackout, and now this. It’s safe to say, if not for her knack for having fun, she’s just very good at flirting.
Unless Bo Yan doesn’t like won, what man could resist?
No one expected Bo Yan to actually roll a six, causing the chat to go even crazier.
Although Bo Yan’s sole fans were comnting, they couldn’t keep up with the rampant CP fans:
"Co on, are you not a man?"
"Damn, if you won’t, I will."
"Is this stuff really free for as a VIP?"
"Don’t worry, we’ll testify that you did nothing to her (so hurry and take action!)"
Maybe feeling conscious about the caras, Bo Yan coughed and said, "How about singing a song?"
Everyone knows Xia Siyu’s singing is deadly. The chat was filled with mourning:
"Who wants to hear her sing? We want to see her!"
"Bo Yan! Listen to , be bold!"
"I’ve already taken my pants off, and this is what you show ?"
"My prestigious VIP status isn’t about these few data charges, keep going!"
...
But the progress of events couldn’t really follow the chat’s direction and let Xia Siyu do sothing indecent. After negotiating with Bo Yan, she grudgingly started to sing. And what ca out was the Italian version of "Two Tigers".
In one second, the mood shifted from thrilling to codic, a feat only Xia Siyu could pull off.
After that, Xia Siyu suggested dancing, and the chat was still asking, "Is it a strip dance?" until Bo Yan bent down, offering to dance with her.
The background music was "She", the the from "Notting Hill", about an ordinary man falling for a big star. Although Bo Yan is now a star himself, when Xia Siyu left him to beco a celebrity and he was just a university lecturer, there was certainly a sense of humble and complex love-hate feelings toward her.
Even though the setting was an old living room with no lighting effects, and the music just playing from a phone, you can’t help it: they are just too good-looking!
The chat was filled with being fed a mouthful of dog food:
"Is it just my imagination, or does this pair seem more touching than the other groups?"
"I used to mock their CP vibe, but now I’m taking my words back, totally slapped in the face."
"Boohoo, may you have many beautiful children and a long-lasting marriage, you two are perfect!"
Of course, there were Bo Yan’s sole fans denying it:
"Is Xia Siyu even worthy? Stay away from my Yanyan."
"This is just the show! This is staged for effect! Please take note."
"The more possible it seems, the less likely they are, so they won’t happen."
But the CP fans were too strong, quickly retaliating:
"The perfect match, a talented man and a beautiful woman, what right do you have to object?"
"Bo Yan can never be just yours, FYI."
"Laughably, if you’re not here for CP, then what are you watching this love reality show for? Coming here to ss around and thinking it’s justified?"
Bo Yan’s sole fans have always been strong, because Bo Yan himself is very competent, handso, talented, with a strong family background and a good reputation, without any girlfriend to annoy the fans, so they were always arrogant. In battles of words against Xia Siyu’s fans, they always overwhelmingly dominated.
But this ti, the seemingly invincible sole fans, lost.
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