Xu Xiaoya opened her mouth wide in disbelief.
"Xixi, I’ve hardly ever heard you swear at soone!"
"I rarely do. But that guy was just so obnoxious. You don’t know, his mouth is incredibly foul sotis, so I couldn’t help cursing at him..."
"And he doesn’t get angry when you yell at him?"
"Oh, he does. He often blocks ."
"!!!"
"But, every ti he blocks , he just unblocks again. His skin is so thick. I feel no matter how much I curse at him, he never actually gets mad."
Xu Xiaoya was imnsely curious. "Then, this guy is pretty decent. You’ve never t him and never really done anything for him. He doesn’t even know what you look like, yet he’s willing to help you. That’s rare."
"I do think he’s a good guy."
However, Yan Xixi suddenly rembered all the pranks he used to play on her at the beginning: delivering the wrong takeout, making caustic remarks—his list of misdeeds was endless.
"Haha, is he married?"
"He claims to be single, but who knows? On the internet, no one knows if you’re a dog. For all I know, he might be an old man, perhaps even with a house full of children and grandchildren."
"If he’s really single, he could be good husband material, Xixi. Maybe he likes you."
"Haha, let’s see. If he’s really good, Xiaoya, you should go for him."
Xu Xiaoya politely declined, "Oh, no, no, no, don’t shit where you eat. I won’t even spare a second glance at any man you’re associated with."
"But he’s not my man; he’s up for grabs. If you’re interested, I can introduce you."
"Thanks, but no thanks. Absolutely not."
Yan Xixi also started laughing and promptly sent him a ssage, "Hey, I have so amazing news to share with you..."
But the guy didn’t reply.
Ten minutes passed, and there was still no reply.
Xu Xiaoya asked, "Did he block you again?"
Yan Xixi checked her phone. "I don’t think so? He’s still on my contact list."
She sent another ssage, "Hey, are you online? If you are, say sothing. I have so really amazing news to tell you."
"Are you there? I’ll treat you to dinner."
Half an hour passed, and still no reply.
Yan Xixi got annoyed. This guy! I offer to treat him to a al, and he just ignores . Fine, I’m not inviting him then.
Seeing that it was getting late, Xu Xiaoya said, "I’ll cook dinner tonight, Xixi. What would you like?"
She replied listlessly, "Forget it, I don’t feel like cooking. Let’s go have so cold pot skewers."
"Sounds good. I don’t feel like cooking either."
Just as they were about to leave, a ssage ca in.
"Miss, why are you treating to a al? Is the sun rising from the west?"
She exclaid happily, "Didn’t I tell you? I want to thank you for introducing to a great apartnt. I’ll buy you dinner tonight as a token of gratitude."
"Do you think I’d believe you? You were swearing at like a sailor last night, and now you’re offering to treat ? I’m afraid you might drug ."
Yan Xixi was both amused and annoyed. "In your dreams! Who would drug you?"
He sent a scared emoji. "You never know these days. Recently, a strong man was drugged by a beautiful woman. The poor man barely escaped to call the police and fainted at the sight of them... Oh... it’s so terrifying. Miss, if you’re after my body, then..."
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