The Billionaire's Hidden Affection Chapter 369 - A Fatal Strike 11

"Haha, can’t eat anymore, right?"

"Ugh, you’re disgusting."

"Haha, Miss, being too greedy isn’t good. Just read these lines whenever you’re tempted to overeat, and I guarantee nothing will taste good afterward. This will help you maintain your slender figure for life."

She replied resentfully, "Next ti, I’m treating you to this."

"Haha, I absolutely won’t eat it."

"Fine, I won’t invite you for skewers anymore."

"That won’t do. Miss, rember, you owe a al. I can claim it anyti. When I’m in a good mood, I’ll find you, and I’ll pick the place."

"Don’t you dare pick so club that will cost tens of thousands per al. To be honest with you, I’ve never been to such places."

"I don’t need you to remind . I know you’re just a broke, dorky loser."

"Anyway, my budget is one thousand yuan. Take it or leave it."

He replied enthusiastically, "I know a great coffee shop, Miss. You can definitely afford this one, and their coffees are really distinctive..."

"How distinctive?"

"They mix garlic or onion juice into the coffee—you can’t imagine how refreshing it is. After drinking garlic coffee, you go out for a bowl of hot and sour noodles. The taste is incredible."

Yan Xixi was completely aghast.

Her vision blurred. Damn, if this guy wasn’t the epito of a foot-picking slob, the term itself would feel wronged! How could anyone have such terrifying taste?

Rolling her eyes, she retorted, "Mister Filthy, I really have to wonder—can you even get a girlfriend?"

"Miss, you hit the nail on the head. I never dated in college."

"Why?"

"Nobody fancied ."

"So, all the other guys in your class had girlfriends?"

"Yup, they all dated classmates."

"Not a single girl was interested in you?"

"Girls? There were no girls in our civil engineering major."

Even though it was such a corny old joke, Yan Xixi still burst out laughing.

"Do you know why my first girlfriend broke up with ?"

"How did you break up?"

"She told , ’I used to think handso guys were poor, and rich guys were ugly. It wasn’t until I t you that I realized one person could actually be both.’ I was flattered and told her, ’Don’t be too smitten with ; I might get conceited.’"

"..."

"Then she replied, ’You’re ugly AND poor.’"

Yan Xixi roared with laughter.

"The reason my second girlfriend broke up with was even more bizarre. She kept asking if I liked her, and I kept saying no. Then I asked her, ’Babe, why don’t you ask if I love you?’"

"She actually asked you?"

"Yes, she tearfully asked , ’Do you love ...?’"

"How did you respond?"

"I don’t!"

Yan Xixi almost choked with laughter. Xu Xiaoya took the phone to have a look and burst into laughter as well.

"Xixi, this guy is hilarious! Ask him to send a photo."

Yan Xixi was actually very, very curious about this person by now. So, she imdiately ssaged him, "Mister Filthy, send a photo so I can see..."

"Miss, you tricked with Feng Jie’s photo, why would I show you mine?"

"You send yours first."

"I’m afraid you’ll misuse my photo. How about this, Miss, for fairness, let’s video call."

Video call? Absolutely not.

"Miss, let’s have a naked video chat, or let’s not chat at all."

"Scram!"

Yan Xixi pushed her phone aside. She picked up another beef skewer and was about to put it in her mouth, but she paused. Sohow, the beef dipped in dry chili flakes, which had seed so delicious just monts ago, now made her feel a bit creeped out.