A/N - Anomalies in spoiler for reference (mainly for my ref, but I'll leave them)
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[Minor - Told the scouts to check the orc camp - 0.5%]
[Major - Asked your naless footn their nas and learned about their lives - 5%]
[Minor - Was formal with Uther the Lightbringer when you first t him, confusing him - 2%]
[Minor - Sent your n to warn the hamlet of the orcs instead of going yourself. Chatted with the villager Maria - 2%]
[Minor - Used your magic on Benedict, the bandit leader, then crushed his skull in. Forced the bandits to surrender - 2%]
[Minor - Rescued Timmy $&*#& from the gnoll cage and carried him ho, leading the n to believe you had changed - 2%]
[Major - Used your magic to stall the bandits attacking the farr and his family, preventing you from needing to chase them into the night - 10%]
[Major - Threw your hamr at the orcs then switched weapons, leaving it behind - 10%]
[Minor - AU - Killed with The Sword of Truth, activating the first stage of its magic within you - 4%]
[Major - Used darkness on The Slave Master's horse, delaying his return to the town gates - 5%]
[Minor - Split the soldiers up to investigate the sounds of combat and to chase after The Slave Master - 2%]
[Major - AU - Butterfly Effect - Was gripped in the power of your sword while fighting the orc grunts, leading you to beco overconfident - 10%]
[Minor - Nearly killed by The Slave Master - 3%]
[Major - Butterfly Effect - Prevented most villagers from being taken as slaves and becoming sacrifices for the demons - 10%]
[Major - AU - Had your n search for survivors while healing the village populace of their injuries. Gained Sylvia's interest - 10%]
[Major - Left town later in the day to rejoin Uther. Left your armour and hamr behind - 5%]
[Major - Butterfly Effect - Had to rescue Uther from an orc attack. Revealed your different magic to him - 5%]
[Minor - Butterfly Effect - Did not have to construct the base - 4%]
[Minor - Asked the Dwarves for a rifle - 2%]
[Major - AU - Campfire cookout with the n. Talk with Eh about John’s leadership. Promoted Eh - 5%]
[Critical - Received a critical wound from The Blade Master, leaving you bedridden for the next few weeks - 25%]
[Canon Collapsed]
[Lore Successfully Changed to Follow the New Canon]
[Remaining Anomalies will be Counted for Bonus Points]
[Only Major Changes Will Be Listed]
[Major - Recovered in the village of Strahbrad. Received visions of the present. Learned how a dieval village operates - 5%]
[Major - Jaina walked in on you with Sylvia, giving her a wake up call about what she truly desired - 5%]
[Critical - Using a Halo Pelican, created the LAADS, sothing that has never been seen in this world - 20%]
[Major - Rescued Uther and the Town of Hearthglen with the LAADS. Destroyed the Scourge bases in the imdiate area. - 10%]
[Major - Visions of the Future. Revealed to Uther and Jaina that you had mories of different worlds - 15%]
[Major - Took Jaina to space, and she joined the 'Much More Than A Mile High club'. Gained &^#^% Attention - 10%]
[Major - Discovered the significant damage the Scourge has already caused in the North. Left Uther in Strathol - 10%]
[Critical - t the Prophet. Invited him for tea to discuss your visions and hear his warning - 15%]
[Critical - Used your magic to cure Uther of the Plague of Undeath - 15%]
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John blinked. That was a lot of stat points and tokens.
"Yes, it is. Before you ask, there is a cap on how much overage bonus you can receive for a couple of main reasons. To prevent people from remaining in one world for years on end, returning here after they completely demolished the canon and getting a major boost, then going right back to that world." Alec said, answering John's first question before he had even thought of it. "The other reason is to minimize the impact of doing what you just did, and cheesing a world with advanced technology just for stats. We want to see stuff like that, but we won't award you crazy amounts of tokens because of it."
"I see." He kind of did. They didn't want him to beco a god by these stats alone, just stronger. A thought crossed his mind just then. "Hey, if I add these stats to my Intelligence and Wisdom, will that cure my ntal illnesses like my heart condition was cured by adding to my Endurance?"
"No. We allowed that at the beginning just to let you get back on your feet, so to speak. The only thing that will cure your problems will be the Gatcha. Adding points to either of those will give you a boost, letting you stay awake longer before ntal exhaustion sets in and triggers your episodes. It just won't prevent it from happening. Here, let show you sothing." Alec said, then did sothing with John's screen, bringing up those two stats.
INTELLIGENCE - 28->8
WISDOM - 39->8
"Right now, when you are well rested in the morning, the stats sit at their higher number. As the day progresses or you experience more ntal strain, they slowly begin to drop. The more tired you are, the more 'loopy' you get, as you had described it while in Warcraft. Once you start dipping below 18 in either stat, you will start getting more irritable. Once below 15, you will start to experience your episodes. Jokes aside about people being as smart as a brick, once you start dipping below 12, you will see a greatly increased chance of manic episodes, and you will need significant amounts of ti to recover from that, not just a good night's sleep.
You were partially correct about Substance X exacerbating your problems, but that was because it was masking the warning signs that you were pushing yourself too far. Used as the training aid that it was designed to be, there should be zero side effects. Use it as a way to stay awake for long periods, and you will experience serious cognitive issues. Always use dication as directed by your dical professionals." Alec explained at length.
"Umm, you guys didn't explain anything about it to , though. In fact, it was that horrible drink in The Great Cleric, and you guys gave the pills with no instructions included." John replied, shaking his head at Alec's joke.
"What? You just started popping strange pills you found on the ground without knowing what they were? DEN is absolved of any issues you have from taking drugs from an unmarked package."
"How do you know the package was unmarked?"
"Moving on," Alec replied with a grin. "Any questions on the changes you made?"
John was smiling as he went through the list. Despite losing his eye, he found a way to make it so he experienced fewer episodes until he was properly fixed up.
"Why does that child's na have a bunch of gibberish after it? Or is that going to be another 'You'll find out next ti, maybe' answer?"
"Next ti. I will say ask Eli when you return. You two actually have a few things in common." Alec replied cryptically.
"Eli? The footman? Okay... I have barely said a dozen words to him since he joined us. Why... never mind." John replied, confused at the answer. Maybe it was his son? "How about the Sword? Will you tell more about that now?"
"Hah, a little. Its magic is fundantally different than every other type you have co across. It is fueled by your emotions, not mana. Here is a very brief history of its origin. In the world it was made in, a long, long ti ago, it was designed to combat war wizards. At the ti, all those wizards used a form of concept magic, the most powerful form of magic across the omniverse. It's actually an inferior version of what we use here in DEN.
There are two sides to this form of concept magic, additive and subtractive. Additive will make things, add to things, while subtractive will take things away. With just these two forms of magic, a war wizard's only limits were their imagination. Great wars were fought between these wizards, and when the death toll finally beca high enough, sothing had to change. That was how this sword had co to be made. Its use has changed over ti, which doesn't really matter for you, as you are not battling demigods in human form right now.
So, you have unlocked its additive side in full, and the weapon has beco bonded to your soul. You want to make sothing you are angry with explode with your power? Funnelling that rage through the sword will make it happen. It also has the side effect of boosting your magic power, making even your weaker spells perform beyond their intent, as it adds power to them from your anger. I would compare it to the Divine Dragons' powers from DxD, but you don't know what they are... let's just say you unlocked the boosting abilities of that weapon when you killed that wolf. It also boosted your body's energy and your confidence, making you think that you were stronger than you actually were, so be aware of that in the future."
"What, and this is a high tier weapon?"
"It has several drawbacks, though we removed the worst one of turning you into essentially a ratgoblin if you didn't unlock both sides of the magic, or didn't fully beco the blades master. Try to kill soone you consider an innocent person, and you will find out...well... I suggest you don't and leave it at that."
"Why would I ... wow... even like this? It’s incredible." John said, amazed by the piece of steel that was beside his chair.
"The only reason it isn't in the special tier weapons is that to unlock everything else, you need to et so very particular criteria. You might never co across those in any of these worlds."
"And you are not going to tell what those are?"
"Great question! Next question!" Alec replied, his shit eating grin telling John that was all he was going to get out of him. Still, that is a lot more information than he had before.
"Fine... let's see. In that vision, why did I see myself on my father's throne with his corpse at my feet? Wasn't the prince a paladin? Why was he helping the Scourge?"
"Hmm... well, in the original canon, he beca corrupted and turned into an undead. His anger blinded him, and he was still fairly inexperienced despite what your mories are telling you. Even the good can make irreversible mistakes, John. Don't forget that."
"That makes a bit more sense now... sounds like a tragic story."
"It really was." Alec agreed. "Shall we move on to your stats?"
"Please."
[Status - John Suzy Wayne]
[Age - 84 ]
[Mana - 100/100% - ]
[Stats - Human Average 20]
[Free Points - 45]
[STRENGTH - 33 2 -> 29 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[REFLEX - 30 2 -> 27 -10 (Right Shoulder Injury, Missing Eye)]
[SPEED - 24 1 -> 22(Right Shoulder Injury)]
[ENDURANCE - 35 3 -> 32 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[INTELLIGENCE - 28-> 8 (Early stages of Alzheir's. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM - 39-> 8 (Early stages of Alzheir's. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[LUCK - 42]
[DEN Achievents - You Can Bring It With You]
[Current Gatcha Tokens - 8650 52000 = 60650]
[Skills]
[DEN Return (24 hr cooldown)]
[General Magic - Adept]
[Pilot - Savant]
[Dig]
[Ambidextrous - Adept]
[Swordsman - Novice (TGC)]
[Animal Husbandry - Adept]
[Gardening - Novice] (New)
[Firearms - Adept]
[Gunnery - Novice]
[Status Ailnt Resistance - Novice]
[All Magic Affinity - Novice (IF)]
[Healing Magic Affinity - Adept (IF)] (New)
[Dancing - Adept]
[Divine Aura - Master (WC3)] (New)
[Ejaculation Control - Novice]
[Tonal Connection - Adept]
[Scouter - Novice]
[Refractory Period - Novice]
[Fortified Sperm]
[Known Magics]
Holy Magic
[Heal]
[Cure]
[Detoxify Poison]
[Paralysis Recovery]
[Sleep Recovery]
[Middle Heal]
[Barrier (Basic)]
[Holy Light (WC3) Lvl 2] (New)
[Divine Shield (WC3) Lvl 2] (New)
Arcane Magic
[Firebolt]
[Water Ball]
[Wind Blade]
[Mud]
[Darkness]
[Bolt]
[Quest]
[The Cross-Worlds NoFap Challenge Level 2]
[Take the virginity of five different won - 2/5]
[Rewards]
[One S-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[One A-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[X]
[X]
[X]
"Can I take a Six dice Gatcha draw for stats to start?" John said, coming up with a plan to give himself a better chance of not becoming manic again.
"Sure, toss 'em," Alec said, snapping his fingers. Six pyramid-shaped dice appeared in his hand, looking like regular dice this ti and not the goofy bouncing ones like the last ti. John just shrugged and rolled them on the table beside him.
"1,1,2,2,3, and 4. Not great, but it could be worse." Alec said as they landed, before John could even look at them.
"Great. Now put enough into my Wisdom and Intelligence to put up to fifty in each, then the rest into endurance." He replied, hoping this would help him stay in good shape as long as he got regular sleep. If they were not going to fix him right away, he would at least start mitigating his problems.
"Done."
John's mind began to clear even more, and he felt full of energy like he did as a much younger man, almost like he was back in his pri. He took a deep breath and slowly released it. Yeah, he felt he could jog for hours like this now and not be out of breath. He glanced at his new stats.
[Status - John Suzy Wayne]
[Age - 84 ]
[Mana - 100/100% - ]
[Stats - Human Average 20]
[Free Points - 0]
[STRENGTH - 33 2 1 = 36 -> 32 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[REFLEX - 30 2 1 = 33 -> 29 -10 (Right side) = 19 (Right Shoulder Injury, Missing Eye)]
[SPEED - 24 1 2 = 27 -> 24 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[ENDURANCE - 35 3 2 24 = 64 -> 59 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[INTELLIGENCE - 28 3 19 = 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheir's. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM - 39 4 7 = 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheir's. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[LUCK - 42]
"Still not going to bring that base level up, hun?" John asked, shaking his head a bit.
"No. Rember, the only reason you never really experienced a lot of those symptoms back on Earth was that you were always napping. When was the last ti you took an afternoon nap since you got to DEN? Take better care of your body, and it will take care of you."
"Well, hopefully this helps." He said, then looked over at the Gatcha list. He had enough for two special-tier items, but wasn't sure if he was ready to burn the points on them yet. If he grabbed a vehicle, it might turn out that he needed a weapon or equipnt. He could add more stats, but he might need the points to replace so of his gear.
Actually, I am going to save it. If I do have to go back to The Great Cleric to get healing spell tos, I can see about buying so amazing gear here for my party, and power our way through that dungeon and get stronger. Honestly, that should be the sa for the LAADS too... If I can get a bunch of even mid-tier weapons for them, that would give each of them hitting power on par with a paladin. Not to ntion, I should look at other options for the survivors in High School of the Dead.
"Now you are thinking like a DEN protagonist, John. Will you take your normal Eroge rolls at least?"
"Yes, please. Who knows, you might cure and wasting those stat points on Intelligence and Wisdom would have been a waste."
"Do you really think it is a waste? Do you even know what they are for?"
"So made up stats you threw at to tell my body and mind are ssed up? The physical stats make so sense, but I don't feel smarter because you hit with those stat changes, just slightly clearer of mind if that makes any sense."
"Try to do so calculus next ti you get a chance, and get back to if it did or not. Intelligence does two main things. One, it lets you gain and retain knowledge more quickly and easily. Two, it will increase your spells' base power. Your healing spells will be more effective, and your attack magic more damaging. If sothing resists your spells, the higher your intelligence, the higher your chance of overcoming that resistance.
Wisdom is actually more abstract. It works across all your skills in so way, helping you instinctively use your body and skills better. With accumulated life experiences, most people get wiser with age, which is why the old adage 'Old Age and Treachery Will Always Defeat Youth and Skill' generally holds true. It also helps resist hostile magic, reducing status ailnts and reducing incoming magical damage. In short, Wisdom is possibly the most underrated stat, and it was your highest until a few minutes ago."
"That is... You know, this has probably been the most helpful you have been since I arrived here, other than suggesting I needed a vacation." John replied.
"Dude, you just lost an eye, you deserve a bit of a break after that."
"Then why was I pelted by paper Pelican autocannons when-"
"And we are rolling!"
"Congratulations, you have acquired 'Hair Volumizer'. Your luscious locks now have more bounce to them."
"Congratulations, you have acquired 'Egg Splitter'. Your sperm have a greater chance of causing a fertilized egg to split in two or more!"
"Congratulations, you have acquired 'What's mine is yours, what's yours is mine'. Party nu enhanced! Anyone in your party with a Love score of 70 or greater for you gains 100% boost to experience gain, and you receive 50% in return."
"Congratulations, you have acquired 'Increased Tongue Length'. 1 cm added to the length that you can stick your tongue out."
"Congratulations, you have acquired 'Increased ejaculate pressure'. Oh no, the condom broke. On activation, you will be able to cum hard enough to break any thin barrier that is between you and the creampie you are craving!"
"GET RID OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!" John yelled, hearing that last one. He didn't like wearing them, but he didn't want that kind of ability; he already felt bad enough when the condom broke by accident with Shizuka.
"It has other uses to-"
"Now, Alec. I don't want to see it. I don't want any crap like that. I just want my damn brain fixed."
"Fine,"
"Congratulations, you have acquired 'Flavoured Sen Selector'. Receiving Fellatio? Want to reward her for a job well done? Switch your live rounds for a flavour shot just for her. Saves your swimrs for their more important job of looking for eggs later!"
"That is... marginally better..." John grumbled, still thinking this was kind of odd. What's next, making his cum-
"We could have made your cum addictive. Almost guarantees you will never sleep in again as your alarm clock will always be set to the sweet sounds of *Shlick, Shlick, Shlick, POP*" Alec said, making an erotic looking gesture with his hand and face. Erotic if he wasn't a dude.
"Seriously... why? Who wants that?" John asked, an incredulous look on his face.
"I'd take that for him!" Xiaolin called from the side, sticking her tongue out at him.
"Et tu, Xia? Why can't I just have love the way things are going... my hair feels nice now though." John said, running his head through his hair when he went to facepalm.
"I think it is kinda hot being addicted to you, craving you. Literally!" She said, blowing him a kiss, then darting behind the curtain again.
"You guys are too much so days," John said, picking up his stuff. "Okay, where am I going?"
"Are you- you know what, never mind," Alec said, and continued before John could enquire more. "Gold door. Good luck!"
"Why do I get a bad feeling about this one..." John said, stepping up to the door and opening it.
*DING!, DING!, DING!, BONUS ROUND!, DING!, DING!, DING!*
"Huh? Wha-" John said, then was pulled into the door, disappearing from the stage.
Alec looked over at Xiaolin, who had co out from behind the curtain again. "How long has it been since we have seen a bonus door?"
"Oh... probably fifty years or so. John is incredibly lucky, you know."
"Well, that luck stat didn't save his face, hopefully he keeps his limbs during this. They tend to be rough."
They both looked up at the world randomizer as it slowed down and stopped on the world. They both whistled.
"He is going to wish he was in StarCraft, isn't he?" Alec said.
"Probably. Well, I guess I will plan out our next weekend getaway while I am in there. Ciao." Xiaolin replied, then dissapeared into the door with her cara.
Alec just shook his head, taking a sip of his drink.
"Yeah, he will need a break after this one." He said to no one in particular, then disappeared as well, leaving the stage empty except for the ten doors.
Above the golden door, the sign flashed in bright green letters.
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[Status - John Suzy Wayne]
[Age - 84 ]
[Mana - 100/100% - ]
[Stats - Human Average 20]
[Free Points - 0]
[STRENGTH - 36 -> 32 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[REFLEX - 33 -> 29 -10 (Right side) = 19 (Right Shoulder Injury, Missing Eye)]
[SPEED - 27 -> 24 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[ENDURANCE - 64 -> 59 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[INTELLIGENCE - 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheir's. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM - 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheir's. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[LUCK - 42]
[DEN Achievents - You Can Bring It With You]
[Current Gatcha Tokens - 39650]
[Skills]
[DEN Return (24 hr cooldown)]
[General Magic - Adept]
[Pilot - Savant]
[Dig]
[Ambidextrous - Adept]
[Swordsman - Novice (TGC)]
[Animal Husbandry - Adept]
[Gardening - Novice]
[Firearms - Adept]
[Gunnery - Novice]
[Status Ailnt Resistance - Novice]
[All Magic Affinity - Novice (IF)]
[Healing Magic Affinity - Adept (IF)]
[Dancing - Adept]
[Divine Aura - Master (WC3)]
[Ejaculation Control - Novice]
[Tonal Connection - Adept]
[Scouter - Novice]
[Refractory Period - Novice]
[Fortified Sperm]
[Egg Splitter]
[Flavoured Sen Selector]
[Known Magics]
Holy Magic
[Heal]
[Cure]
[Detoxify Poison]
[Paralysis Recovery]
[Sleep Recovery]
[Middle Heal]
[Barrier (Basic)]
[Holy Light (WC3) Lvl 2]
[Divine Shield (WC3) Lvl 2]
Arcane Magic
[Firebolt]
[Water Ball]
[Wind Blade]
[Mud]
[Darkness]
[Bolt]
[Quest]
[The Cross-Worlds NoFap Challenge Level 2]
[Take the virginity of five different won - 2/5]
[Rewards]
[One S-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[One A-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[X]
[X]
[X]
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