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Two fierce dwarves sitting on giant mechanical puppets confronted each other, and the atmosphere around them became very tense.
Shen Yanxiao wanted to see how the dwarves actually fought. Well, chopping the Dragon God before didn't count...
"Hah!!!"
"Hah!!"
Suddenly, the two dwarves urged the mechanical puppets under them to rush towards each other at a very fast speed. Shen Yanxiao held her breath and stared at the uping battle.
The two dwarves on their respective mechanical puppet waved their right hands!
Then, they only saw two bearded adorable things with a ferocious appearance on their faces stretch out their small hands and form them into fists...
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"..." Shen Yanxiao could hear the sound of her heart breaking.
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"Rock, paper, scissors..."
Shen Yanxiao speechlessly held her forehead. She just arrived at Storm Continent for over an hour, yet her worldview had pletely collapsed already!
Who was going to explain to her; why was the duel of the dwarves... A rock-paper-scissors game!
Could you be more childish?!
The ripples of anticipation in Shen Yanxiao's heart turned into a pool of still water, but the enthusiasm of the dwarves around her remained high as ever. They bounced about and waved their hands one by one as they issued fierce shouts.
"Kill him!"
"Kill him!"
Shen Yanxiao's tiny heart was in pain. She wanted to know very much how they would kill each other with a rock-paper-scissors game.
But what made Shen Yanxiao bleed even more was that these two little fools, over the course of their rock-paper-scissors game, had always been throwing... Rock!!!
It was already more than ten consecutive draws. These two little guys seemed to both have brain cramps, not even thinking of making a change at all!
Paper could undoubtedly make them win, but they were very persistent as they continuously threw... Rock! Rock! Rock!
"Pfft!" Vermillion Bird couldn't help laughing. He quickly covered his mouth and trembled from laughter on the sidelines.
Taotie, on the other hand, stared at the two dwarves' unsuccessful rock-paper-scissors game with his eyes and mouth agape.
"That, it looks... fun." Taotie was dazed for a while before choking out such a sentence.
Vermillion Bird immediately looked at him as though he were looking at a monster, but Little Phoenix and Mini Dragon crouching on the shoulders of Vermillion Bird had the same thought as Taotie as they had already started their rock-paper-scissors activities from Vermillion Bird's shoulders with their tiny red wings.
"Chirp!"
"Guji!"
"Chirp!"
"Guji!"
Shen Yanxiao silently looked at the two adorable creatures as they used their little wings that could only achieve a paper, and tears kept streaming down her face.
"Is this how your duel is done?" Shen Yanxiao abandoned a great deal of effort to find her voice that was crushed by lightning.
The dwarf whose face was flushed with excitement blinked his big eyes at Shen Yanxiao and nodded firmly.
"Isn't it exciting? Are you excited? Ao, ao, ao!"
Shen Yanxiao was speechless. She didn't feel excited at all. She didn't feel a bit excited at all ah!!!
"But that isn't how you fought the Dragon God before..." Shen Yanxiao said.
The dwarf looked at the tall Dragon God standing at the end and harrumphed in disgust, "How can this idiot who insults our dwarf people use our method to duel? Only the real warriors of the Dwarf Race can fight in our duels!"
His tone... no need to mention how proud it sounded.
Shen Yanxiao felt she was going crazy. A Rock-paper-scissors game that actually required real warriors to participate in it...
Who would tell her, when did the rock-paper-scissors game, a favorite of kindergarten children, bee such a noble battle!
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