Zhou Yan: “…”
What did it mean to be struck by lightning for poor posturing?
This was it..
He had been calling out “Big brother” just a moment ago, but he had changed his words in just a moment. “Brother Yi, by God, accept my bow!”
Zhou Yan’s sense of variety was really strong. He immediately cupped his hands at Xiang Yi. “From today onwards, you’re my big brother!”
!!
Xiang Yi: “There’s no need to be so polite…”
“No, no, no, brother Yi, please teach me how to drift!”
Men were able to bend and stretch.
Xiang Yi: “Actually, there’s a little trick. When you throw a stone, try to keep your arm and body at 45 degrees, and keep the angle and level of the stone at 20 degrees…”
.....
In the live broadcast room:
——[ Why did I, who was watching a variety show to relax, actually start taking notes seriously? ]
— [ F&ck, I went to search for it. Xiang Yi’s water-skipping formula is actually true! ]
——[ the world record for water-skipping is 88 bounces? F * ck, what kind of God Is This! ]
——[ there’s actually a petition for water-skipping. She can play more than 20 bounces, which is almost at the level of a professional player. Doesn’t that mean that sister Yi’s water-skipping is at the level of a big shot? ! ]
Everyone:”…”
Sister Yi was so terrifying!
..
Zhou Yan was pletely convinced by her. On the way back, he kept calling her brother Yi. He couldn’t wait to bee sworn brothers at Rabbit Manor on the spot.
The two of them picked some seasonal fruits and came back. Zhou Yan volunteered to wash them and brought them out not long after.
When he saw Xu Rendong, who was so weak that he could fall down with a gust of wind, even though his reason told him to stay away from her, he couldn’t control his feet and walked up to Xu Rendong..
“Here, try the freshly washed fruit.”Considering Xu Rendong’s mysophobia, he added, “I washed it twice!”
Xu Rendong’s eyes were filled with shock. “Only twice?”
That doubt came from the bottom of his heart, and he blurted it out.
Zhou Yan’s mouth twitched. “What else?”
Xu Rendong opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he hesitated. He raised his hand and picked up a peach. His fingertips gently caressed it, but he could not bear to eat it. He asked hesitantly,
“Did you use fruit and vegetable detergent? Or did you use baking soda starch? Or did you soak it in salt water?”
Zhou Yan:”…”
He stared at Xu Rendong expressionlessly for a few seconds, then forcefully snatched the peach back and took a bite.
The Peach’s juice was full and sweet and delicious. He narrowed his eyes in enjoyment and mumbled, “Don’t make things difficult for yourself. I’ll eat it for you.”
Xu Rendong’s expression was even more shocked. “You’re eating everything I touch without even washing it? !”
Zhou Yan:”…”
Zhou Yan shut himself off.
From an outsider’s point of view, this interaction between the two clearly confirmed the rumors of discord!
It was only after he washed the fruit and brought over disposable gloves that Xu Rendong reluctantly put on the gloves and ate some.
However, the taste of the peach was indeed stunning to him.
A certain Germaphobe silently took a few more bites..
Zhou Yan was born with a small sun. He didn’t feel depressed for long before he returned to normal.
“Best actor, I heard that you’re going to be the male lead of director Mu Si! What a coincidence, he asked me to sing the song for the promotion of his movie in China, and the poser is Xu Rendong.”
Shi suipian said politely, “Oh? That’s really fate.”
Behind the camera, Li Jianyu crossed his legs and teased, “You guys can be considered to be working together. From the actors behind the scenes to the promotion, it’s all done!”
At this moment, a staff member hurriedly handed him a cell phone.
On the screen, there was a trending search:
# Xu Rendong plagiarized! #
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