"What the hell!"
"Is he crazy or what!"
Lin Tian was close to losing it, what was going on?
"Changed to Zhu Bajie so quickly?" Wang Quan exclaid out loud in the dark.
But soon his voice sounded a bit complaining, "Zhu Bajie has quite the heavy taste!"
"Oh no!" Hearing Wang Quan ntion Zhu Bajie, Lin Tian knew it must be Wu Yong who ca down, and hurriedly moved in the direction of the voice.
Wu Yong had just co down, barely escaped from a pestering woman, only to be tackled by Wang Quan and kissed wildly on the ground, it was absolutely disgusting.
"You won't even spare Zhu Bajie you big man?"
This was Wu Yong's inner cry, simultaneously struggling desperately to resist.
The more Wu Yong struggled to resist, the more excited Wang Quan beca, "This is thrilling, didn't expect you to understand more and more!"
"Understand your ass!" If he could speak, Wu Yong would definitely be swearing.
Lin Tian rushed over, seeing two shadows on the ground rolling in a tangle, imdiately rembered the scene when Wang Quan tackled him just a while ago.
"Could they be kissing too?" Lin Tian was about to reach out to grab Wang Quan.
Just then, Wu Yong suddenly pushed Wang Quan away, quickly got up and ran, Lin Tian also followed suit and ran.
Otherwise, if Wang Quan found out Zhu Bajie and Bald Qiang were together, he'd definitely sense sothing was wrong.
"Tsk tsk... Let's see where you can run to, little beauty!" Wang Quan followed the sound of footsteps.
"Brother Yong, co with !" After reaching the second floor, Lin Tian hurriedly shouted to stop him.
"Lin Tian?"
Wu Yong frantically ran up to avoid being discovered, hearing Lin Tian's voice was like taking a weight off his mind, he stabilized imdiately.
"What should we do?"
Wu Yong gasped for breath, "They don't seem to be afraid of these masks one bit!"
"I noticed too, not only are they not afraid, they seem very excited!"
Lin Tian was embarrassed to ntion the experience of being hugged and kissed crazily by Wang Quan.
"Didn't expect that man, all dressed up in a suit, to like these kinds of gas, and with such a heavy taste, won't even let Zhu Bajie go!" Wu Yong recalled the scene just now and felt like it was a nightmare.
Even with a mask on, being tackled and kissed by a man, just thinking about it was disgusting.
"Zhu Bajie? He won't even let Bald Qiang go!" Lin Tian said with so annoyance.
"Where are you, little beauty?" As they whispered to each other secretly, the sound of high heels clicking on the floor and Wang Quan's voice ca up the stairs.
"To the bedroom!" Lin Tian was about to go to the bedroom.
"There's a woman in there!" Wu Yong reminded him.
If they all went into that bedroom, wouldn't it be utter chaos?
"Huh? Woman?" Lin Tian was stunned.
But as Wang Quan's footsteps on the stairs got closer, he hesitated no longer, directly pulling Wu Yong along with him.
They dashed into the bedroom, and Lin Tian also noticed a woman lying on the bed in bizarre clothing, "What's this?"
"This guy insisted on playing Chang'e with as Zhu Bajie!"
Wu Yong explained awkwardly.
"..." Lin Tian's face was filled with black lines, beads of sweat trickling down his temples.
"I give up, people nowadays are really getting better at playing gas!" Lin Tian let out a bitter smile.
No wonder Wang Quan wasn't afraid; the clothes in this room were ant for fun.
So, seeing Bald Qiang and Zhu Bajie, he wasn't the least bit scared and thought it was this woman playing with him!
"Luckily, I knocked her out!"
Wu Yong said with relief; otherwise, it would really be a case of wolves in front and pursuers behind.
"Forget it, let's just leave this recorder here and then knock him out and leave!" Lin Tian proposed.
"Okay!" Wu Yong nodded.
"Where are you, little beauty?" Wang Quan's voice ca through the door, "Stop hiding, co out now!"
"When he cos in, cover his head and beat him!" Lin Tian murmured quietly.
Wu Yong asked back, "But what should we use to cover him?"
"Just grab a random mask, there are plenty here!" Lin Tian said as he took one in hand.
The bedroom door was pushed open, and Wang Quan, reeking of alcohol, ca in. Seeing Zhu Bajie in front, he was about to pounce.
"Huh, that's not right! Why are there two people?"
By the moonlight, Wang Quan suddenly noticed Bald Qiang standing beside Zhu Bajie.
Everything went black before him, as he felt sothing cover his head, then a hard hit on the back of the neck, losing consciousness.
Lin Tian and Wu Yong looked at Wang Quan with a Batman mask on his head, fiercely beating him up with the intent to turn him into a pig's head.
"Stop hitting, keep hitting and we might kill him!" Wu Yong stopped Lin Tian.
Although Wu Yong hated not being able to punch a few more tis, killing soone would an legal responsibility, and they'd have to pay with their bright youth.
"Let's quickly pack up our stuff and get out of here!" Lin Tian looked at Wang Quan and the woman both passed out, hurriedly said.
The two carefully packed up, taking all suspicious items to prevent Wang Quan from calling the police and bringing the cops to their door.
"How do we get out?" After packing, Wu Yong asked Lin Tian.
"We'll go out the front door, with masks on, no one can recognize us!" Lin Tian looked at Wu Yong wearing the Zhu Bajie mask and chuckled.
The two walked boldly out of Wang Quan's villa, avoiding surveillance caras along the way and returned the way they ca, leaving Nanshan Vistas.
"It's so damn hot!" Wu Yong ripped off the Zhu Bajie mask in the little woods, panting heavily.
"Don't dawdle, we can't hail a taxi, we have to walk down the mountain. Once Wang Quan wakes up, he'll definitely call the police!"
Lin Tian continued, "Priority now is to get down the mountain quickly!"
Under the cover of night, the two moved swiftly through the dark woods, darting downhill.
Inside Wang Quan's villa.
The woman who was knocked out woke up first and saw the room shrouded in darkness, rubbing her sore neck and murmured, "What happened?"
"Why are you lying on the ground, Quan?" The woman saw a shadow on the floor by moonlight.
Wang Quan felt his whole body aching, being shook by soone, he groggily opened his eyes.
Seeing a black shadow in front, he instinctively raised his hand and slapped, "Damn it… How dare you hit , I'll beat you to death today!"
"Boo hoo~!"
The woman burst into tears after being slapped, "Quan, why are you hitting !"
"Aren't you Zhu Bajie?" Only then did Wang Quan take a good look at her, "You're not Bald Qiang either!"
"Quan… I'm Chang'e!" The woman said, crying with grievance.
"Chang'e?"
"Damn! Turn on the light!" Wang Quan finally sobered up, touching his swollen face, realizing he was played.
As soon as the light flickered on, the woman scread, "Quan, who beat you up?"
"I don't know either!" Wang Quan said, face dark, pulling out his phone and dialing three digits.
Hearing the call connect, Wang Quan hastily said, "Hello, is this the police station? I was just beaten up by Zhu Bajie and Bald Qiang!"
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