"I like it!" Lin Tian nodded without hesitation. "That just ans you have charm!"
"But liking your body doesn't an I don't like you!"
Lin Tian felt that i Ruyan's antipathy towards n wasn't really an illness; to be precise, it was a ntal block. If she could unlock it, she might return to normal.
i Ruyan opened her large eyes and snorted coldly, "What's the difference?"
"I can't really explain the difference, you wouldn't understand!" Lin Tian struggled to clarify such things.
It's like when soone asks you what love is.
Can love that you can articulate be considered love?
Love is felt with the heart and shown through actions.
"The fact that there's no difference is why you can't explain it!" Mae Ruyan stared at Lin Tian intently. "You're clearly just trying to justify yourself!"
"I admit there are a few bad apples among n, but most are not. They pursue love, love one person for a lifeti, marry and have children, struggle for their family, and they never complain about hardship or exhaustion!"
Lin Tian stared at i Ruyan and drank the whole bottle of beer in his hand. "Unfortunately, you once fell for one of those bad apples among n!"
"Forget about those troubling matters, let's drink!" i Ruyan sighed, opened a bottle of beer, and started drinking alone.
Twelve bottles of Budweiser, and in a short while, more than half were empty, most of them drunk by i Ruyan, which showed she was in a truly bad mood.
"Actually, drinking like this is boring. How about we play a ga to add so fun and forget our troubles?" Lin Tian suggested.
i Ruyan looked at Lin Tian, "What ga?"
"The drinking ga: the loser has to drink! And has to say sothing as requested by the winner. For example, if you win and want to say I miss you, then I'll say I miss you!" Lin Tian explained vividly.
"Only a fool would make you say that!"
i Ruyan crossed her right leg over her left and returned to her cold deanor, "So, if I tell you to say you're a big pervert, will you say it?"
Lin Tian nodded resolutely, "Of course, a man of his word, but just to be clear, if you lose, you have to say what I want!"
Obviously, i Ruyan knew what Lin Tian's little sches were.
This ga clearly put won at a disadvantage.
But i Ruyan was in a very bad mood, not only annoyed but also overwheld by thoughts that surfaced from deep within her. She needed a way to release her emotions, so she didn't mind playing the drinking ga with Lin Tian. Besides, it wasn't certain who would win or lose!
"Then shall we begin?" Lin Tian's eyes flashed craftily, thinking hard about what embarrassing things he could make i Ruyan say.
"Round one begins!" i Ruyan called out first. "Rock, paper, scissors!"
"Scissors!"
"Rock!"
i Ruyan laughed because she played rock, and Lin Tian scratched his head. Losing the first round was clearly not a good sign.
"Haha, I won!" i Ruyan cheered, clapping her hands in excitent. "I want you to say, you're a big pervert!"
"You're a big pervert!" Lin Tian obeyed quickly.
"Ah, that's not right! I told you to say you're a big pervert, not that I'm a big pervert!" i Ruyan hurriedly corrected.
"But you did ask to say you're a big pervert, didn't you? It's not wrong, right?" Lin Tian laughed mischievously. "Your words were unclear!"
In this ga, i Ruyan was simply not a match for Lin Tian.
"I don't care, you have to say it again!" i Ruyan's eyebrows furrowed in frustration.
"I already said, win a round, say one sentence, the rules were set. If you want to say it again, you have to win another round!"
Lin Tian was principled; gas should be fair and just, so how could he cheat?
"Hmph~" i Ruyan huffed, clearly unconvinced. "Again, I want to beat you!"
Rock, paper, scissors!
"Scissors!"
"Rock!"
A bead of sweat dripped off Lin Tian's forehead, and his face flushed with embarrassnt as neither changed their play.
"Why did you play rock again!" Lin Tian was bewildered; his scissors lost again.
"Why did you play scissors again?" i Ruyan gave a sly smile. "I win again, quickly say Lin Tian is a big pervert!"
"Lin Tian is a big pervert!" Lin Tian said feebly, unable to cheat this ti since i Ruyan had specified precisely.
"I refuse to believe I'll keep losing!" Lin Tian decided to stick to his ga plan; i Ruyan would surely change her play this ti.
"Scissors!"
"Rock!"
"Haha, I've never seen soone as dumb as you!" i Ruyan laughed heartily.
Lin Tian picked up a bottle of beer on the table and drank half of it directly; his luck was beyond bad.
He wondered if i Ruyan was truly smart enough to guess his play, or if she was foolish enough not to change her play.
Wait... i Ruyan wasn't stupid; if she were, wouldn't losing three rounds make him even dumber?
"Quickly say Lin Tian is a puppy!"
"Lin Tian is a puppy!"
Rock, paper, scissors.
"Lin Tian isn't human!"
"Lin Tian is a big fool!"
"Lin Tian is the biggest idiot in the world!"
It's undeniable that won, even when playing gas, can't say anything too harsh. The words just cycled through those few phrases, never really achieving a pranking effect.
However, i Ruyan was having a great ti, laughing radiantly, making Lin Tian's eyes nearly pop out.
"No, I must win a round!" Lin Tian blew into his hands; he couldn't continuously lose in a simple rock-paper-scissors ga, right?
Rock, paper, scissors.
"Scissors!"
"Paper!"
Lin Tian stuck to his plan, even though he lost many tis, he still played scissors.
However, this ti i Ruyan changed her play, surprisingly playing paper.
"How can you be so silly and still play scissors?" i Ruyan lost with frustration, who would have thought Lin Tian was so stubborn with scissors.
"Ah, finally won!" Lin Tian flexed his neck, as mischievous thoughts began swirling in his mind.
"Heavens, earth, what should I make you say?" Lin Tian swaggered as he pondered.
"You better be careful; if you make say sothing too excessive, you'll regret it when you lose next!" Even at this critical juncture, i Ruyan still had the audacity to threaten Lin Tian.
Can one endure this? Any man would refuse!
"Okay, considering you dared to threaten , say 'i Ruyan is Lin Tian's wife'!" Lin Tian raised his eyebrows with a triumphant smile.
Naughty, truly naughty to the core, not even forgetting to take advantage of a woman in a rock-paper-scissors ga. Perhaps that was i Ruyan's sole thought at this mont.
"Can we change the sentence?" i Ruyan clearly resisted such a sentence. How could she, who disliked n, say such embarrassing words?
The feeling left her both shy and embarrassed.
"i Ruyan is Lin Tian's lover; you can choose to say this instead!" Lin Tian shrugged indifferently.
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