The dining room carried a happy vibe, interwoven with the aroma of the fragrant food. Through windows that welcod the passage of the light, the room was alive with the vibrant hues of the dusk evening.
Shama started to personally serve the al to all of us. I was a bit confused as to why she was serving us but it all got cleared the next second.
"I hope you will like the al." Shama flashed a motherly smile as she said.
I nodded, it seems she can cook. I am indeed surprised since noblewon mostly are useless and the only good thing that they can do is either gossip with other ladies or give birth to babies.
There are so noblewon who are the better but it is rare to see them.
However, I really do admire Shama, other than handling Connor, she personally is serving all of us when there are servants that can do it, not many noblewon can let go of their arrogance.
The way she is serving the al to everyone is surprisingly very exquisite. Just like , she focuses a lot on elegance.
After distributing the plates she got the dishes to the table, swiftly but nimbly. My eyes widened, this woman had great potential to be a sword-dancer.
I have always wanted a successor to my arts, Vaani is more attributed to magic rather than swordplay hence she isn't truly suitable.
Although she begged to teach her and actually learned quite a bit, I think, it was probably because she just wanted to spend ti with hence there wasn't much progress.
This woman, Shama, she is still young. Yes, although her body is old, in front of she is a child.
Since she is a lower being, her body ages faster. In the celestial Realm, she would probably be terd as a teenager while in the God Realm, a newborn child.
As a million of years old being, I know what age really is. At a point, age is completely irreverent as the mind stops maturing and freezes and as for the body, it all depends on the lifespan, unique abilities, arts, techniques, etc, or if the person is a devil/god.
Suddenly the sll of the food burst around in the room. It was intoxicating for .
A heavenly aroma of spices and garlic floated across the room, my mouth started to water as I looked at the steak and roasted chicken.
Shama smiled when she saw my reaction and proudly sat up straight on her chair making her boobs jiggle a bit.
"I hope you like my food, this ti I have practiced my cutlery skills a lot, I am sure that you won't be able to dominate the table this ti."
I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows a bit. An amused smile crept onto my face as I looked at her.
The last ti I ate food here, she was gobsmacked. I am quite interested in seeing her progress this ti.
Shrugging, I elegantly cut a piece of the steak and put it into my mouth. An explosion of flavor burst into my mouth, my eyes widened.
This food is.... too damn.... shitty.
Honestly, I shouldn't have expected much. Although this food would be a delicacy for the beings of the lower world but for it's still not one.
I shouldn't have compared her to my chefs in the fairy realm just because her nimbleness and elegance is delectable.
Sigh.
I looked at the two brothers, Ruth and Boaz. Ruth was minding his own business and eating quietly, not so arrogant anymore while Boaz was sending imaginary sparkles from his eyes to , worshipping .
Next, I leaned my head to look at Shama and gave her a genuine smile. Although her food was shit according to my standards, it didn't an that wasn't tasty.
I had long since forgotten the taste of good food since I reincarnated as a human to this life.
She smiled back at , the smile seed one full of smugness. I lowered my gaze to look at her knife and fork, shock appeared on my visage.
This elegance....!
I couldn't help but mutter subconsciously.
"H-how?"
I had seen many copycats before but this copycat was too good at it. This woman literally stole my elegance and did the exact sa movents that I did last ti.
No... she perfected even those movents. It can no longer be called mine. It belongs to her.
I couldn't help but stare at the housewife, this lower world is full of anomalies. Lucifer, a fallen angel god as a ruler, Mira, the tyrant sli king sold in an auction, Alizejh, a hybrid, Hecate, one of the strongest existences, Shen Ji, a dragon descended from the heavens, Death Coffin of Al-Mazur Qida.
I wouldn't even be surprised if so major power descends on the Lower World to find the Death Inheritance or a major power who found traces of Pure Death Energy or the people chasing after Hecate to kill her completely, once and for all.
Now that I think of it... Aren't I jinxing myself like always?
Son of a-
I never really thought of it but I have now beco the enemy of every living being in the entire omniverse due to my Pure Death Energy.
Oh shit!
Why.... all I ever wanted is a peaceful life...
Now that it has co to this. Since I am an enemy of every living being, I too shall not back down and shall give my all.
Yes.
I have finally found a goal to work hard towards.
My goal is World Domination.
I shall be the Supre Being.
The one above all.
Irakiel El Navah!!
*Coughs!!*
Suddenly I heard soone coughing. My face scrunched up imdiately.
Who dares to interrupt this daddy's monologue?!
I was just about to receive an award I was sure of it!
I turned to look at Connor who was glaring at as if he would eat raw.
"I know you are our benefactor and you might be horny but can you... please not stare at my wife?"
Oh... ah shit... did I get so caught up in my monologue that I was staring at her?
I tilted my head to look at her, her fair peach skin was painted red and pink. Her elf ears drooped low and were heating up, her knife and fork were stuttering ruining her elegant cutlery display.
Sigh.... what a sinful being I am.
Oh well, at least I defeated her in the battle of food cutlery, although by cheating ans... all is fair in love and war.
It is fair if I castrate a husband, blind his eyes, cut his ears, tongue, nose, and peel off his skin for looking at his own wife lecherously.
Then out of kindness, compensate him by taking care of his pitiful wife.
Yes, very fair.
I am not that evil.... or am I?
Okay, enough chit-chat.
Now it's ti to make everyone orgasm with my cutlery skills!!
Slowly I cut more pieces of the steak and bit into them. Not a smudge of it on my face. My hands were in midair as I held the knife in my right and fork in the left.
As if creating a painting, elegant strokes appeared on the food as they slowly got devoured in a way never before.
Twirling the wine in fairy style, I finally took a sip of it. Not a single sound could be heard I ate, drank, and cut through.
Twirling the knife in a gracious was I ate the last bite calmly, as still as a mouse.
Holding the wine glass in my hand I took the last sip.
It was over.
The amount of ti it took for to eat and drink was 6 minutes and 9 seconds.
"Thanks for the food."
I turned my head to look at the others and just as I thought. They were absolutely speechless. Their food plates were still full, there is a rule that everyone is supposed to stop eating when the person who dominates the dining table finishes eating his food.
So I guess, these peeps are going hungry tonight.
This ti I showed more elegance compared to the first ti I ate here.
Let's see if Shama will be able to copy it this ti.
Speaking of her, I lifted my head to look at her and I was taken aback.
She was huffing silently, her tongue out of her mouth and a huge blush covered her entire face while her sclera was almost blank.
"Oh shi-"
What have I done this ti?
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