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Now reading: Chapter 125: The Black Umbrella Enters the City from The Lamp That No Longer Shines: A LitRPG Action Comedy, a Action novel by BrokenBulb.

[Ti]: Sumr Break, Day 35 — Morning

[Location]: White City · Townhouse 107 · Dining Room

The morning sun continued to pool on the crisp linen tablecloth, and the dining room remained perfectly peaceful, save for the soft clinking of Anna's silver spoon, Rory's thodical dismantling of her breakfast, and the Frost Lantern Cat purring steadily against Hathaway's knee.

But the localized temperature around Hathaway's chair had dropped by several degrees.

Spread open before her was the heavy, black-bordered insert of the White Star Chronicle.

[HOLHEIM SPECIAL EDITION · GREED UMBRELLA]

The White City press reserved a specific, almost reverent quality of passive-aggression for their Holheim coverage.

Under their pen, Pale Court's regional performance had been mocked exhaustively, publicly, and with what could only be described as deep personal satisfaction. The 0.5-second opening self-destruct had been analyzed, re-analyzed, dramatized, and was apparently still being exhud for repeated comntary.

The editorial position was clear: Greed Umbrella weren't absurdly strong. Pale Court had simply been absurdly incompetent.

Main Article

Headline: Pale Court's Catastrophic Collapse: The Most Expensive Half-Second in History.

Sub-header: After careful deliberation, the editorial board has dedicated six full pages, seven data charts, and a joint report from three prominent comntators to this event. Because this is our duty as sports journalists. And also because the event was, frankly, spectacular.

Hathaway noted the second sentence. Rare honesty from this publication.

The paper then proceeded to ticulously stretch a 0.5-second operational disaster into an exhaustive autopsy of arcane engineering failures. Hathaway skimd the bloated post-mortem, her eyes dropping directly to the single line of fine print waiting at the bottom.

Addendum: The Eighth Seat, Ms. Sonia, has elected to rest this season. This paper extends its sincere condolences to Holheim.

Wellington Sub-Article

Headline: From Holheim to Yggdrasil: The Wellington Family's Trajectory This Season.

The headline carried a specific, geographical malice.

In a society where an Yggdrasil transcript functioned as a second social contract, "From Holheim to Yggdrasil" was not a neutral description of travel plans. It was a reference to the most famous academic footnote in the Inner Sea of Stars.

Years ago, the Eighth Seat, Holheim's unyielding pride, had refused to study in Milan'thir. She graduated from a local Holheim university, took her seat at the High Council table, and looked around. Nine out of the ten most powerful won in the world, from Ovelia down to Heidi, were holding Yggdrasil diplomas.

Holheim's most inflexible Grand Witch had ultimately enrolled in an Yggdrasil branch campus to secure a part-ti master's degree: technically an Yggdrasil credential, in the sa way that a hand-drawn copy of a banknote was technically currency. The witch world had extended the professional courtesy of not ntioning this for eleven years.

The White Star Chronicle had now ntioned it.

Holheim's premier aristocratic family was tracing the sa route. Cecilia was an Yggdrasil dropout.

The headline was a politely devastating question: If Holheim is so fiercely proud, why do your absolute best and brightest keep coming to our city to beg for an education?

The article beneath the headline wasn't a sports report; it was a genealogical hit piece.

It started by outlining the three sisters of the Wellington family. Two were present in White City. One was absent. The paper didn't need to editorialize the empty seat; they simply printed the na that belonged in it.

Evangeline Wellington. The paper listed her credentials with the cold, careful precision reserved for unexploded ordnance. Forr heir. Honorary Senator of the Witch Association. Title Witch: [Tarnished Crow]. Renowned across multiple planes as a fraudster with a formidable, lethal track record.

They noted that she had "severed ties" with her family nine years ago and was subsequently stripped of her inheritance rights.

Hathaway caught the specific phrasing. Severed ties. Not exiled.

It was a prudent editorial choice. You didn't "exile" a natural disaster; you simply formally acknowledged that it had chosen to leave your airspace.

The paper didn't ntion her age. Hathaway's own intelligence file supplied that variable: Evangeline was exactly Rhode's age.

Yet, unlike the Ludwig heir, Evangeline wasn't just sitting on a massive, uncertified mana pool. She was an Arch-Witch.

Hathaway knew the brutal logic behind that title. The ceiling of the Inner Sea of Stars was famously welded shut, its gatekeepers uninterested in new arrivals. Rhode, backed by the infinite wealth of the Ludwigs, was currently bleeding in a training arena just to earn an audition. Evangeline had already pried the door open.

She had secured a Ticket out in the wild, entirely cut off from the political leverage of her family na. Even more terrifyingly, she had done it without the family's signature Mystic Eyes. She was the only Wellington in generations born with perfectly normal, un-enchanted vision.

The White City analysts confidently frad Evangeline's departure as a standard aristocratic succession dispute. Sibling rivalry. A bitter power struggle for the throne.

In Alice's manuscript, there was a chapter about Cecilia's eighteenth birthday. Hathaway had read it once and did not go back.

Analysts note, the newspaper continued, blissfully ignorant, that when Ms. Cecilia founded Greed Umbrella, her original eldest sister had already achieved considerable renown elsewhere. As a team with explicit championship ambitions, the founding motivations of Greed Umbrella may not stem entirely from competitive passion.

Below that, a single dry sentence handled the youngest sister:

Ms. Victoria currently attends the Yggdrasil Academy as a first-year student, and accompanies the team this season via special qualification. Matter-of-fact. No praise. No expectations conveyed.

Yet, the mont her eyes brushed over that na, she stopped.

Hathaway stared at that line of fine print for a long ti. Then, the narrative pivoted locally.

This paper notes that given the historical tensions between Holheim's Wellington family and the local Ludwig family, the gathering of both families' descendants in White City this season—in entirely different capacities—represents a coincidence worthy of attention.

Hathaway read the sentence twice.

She was a Ludwig. She loved the people in this house. She watched Rhode and Bella tear their own muscles apart in the training room every single afternoon just for the chance to break Cecilia on stage. She knew Margaret's polite, icy disdain was rooted in perfectly valid, deeply entrenched historical data. She respected their hatred. She understood the exact chanics of why this family despised that one.

But when her own internal system tried to compile that inherited enmity, the execution failed.

If she had read this newspaper on her very first day in this world, she might have accepted the blood feud just as easily as she had accepted her new surna—as standard, pre-packaged faction lore. But the initialization sequence had been inverted. Before anyone could hand her the abstract, grand concept of the "Wellington Enemy," she had already t Victoria. She had t a concrete girl with a depressingly pragmatic worldview. She had stared at Cecilia's handwriting on a piece of magic stationery and understood, without being told, why a room full of monsters had each written their na beside hers.

You could easily program a player to hate a rival faction during the character creation screen. But it was fundantally impossible to make them hate the abstract concept of a guild once they had already shared quiet, human monts with its mbers.

The grand, historical blood feud simply couldn't overwrite the concrete faces.

It wasn't apathy. It was just a structural impossibility.

Finally, tucked at the very bottom in a font size designed to be overlooked:

It is also worth noting that Ms. Cecilia and Lady Liandra of the Milan'thirskaya family have a historical acquaintance. This paper offers no further comnt on the matter.

Hathaway filed this single sentence under 'Critical Unknowns'.

Alice hadn't found this side-plot interesting enough to write into the manuscript, and the PR teams of two major aristocratic houses had aggressively sterilized the public record.

She moved her eyes to the right side of the spread. The standard competition directory box, small and efficient, listed team accommodations for registered Grand Masters participants.

Greed Umbrella. Official tournant hotel. Address.

Greed Umbrella Main Article

Headline: "Dark Horse" or "Lucky Scavengers"? Academic Circles Engage in Serious Discussion Regarding Greed Umbrella's Advancent.

Hathaway's eyes flicked to the byline just beneath the headline. A junior staff reporter.

In the viciously hierarchical ecosystem of White City print dia, coverage assignnt was a direct tric of status. The editorial board had deployed their heaviest hitters and senior analysts to dissect the Pale Court's 0.5-second failure in the previous six pages. But for the team that had actually won the match? They tossed the assignnt to a rookie.

It was a perfectly calibrated, silent insult. The dia didn't even deem Greed Umbrella worthy of a senior editor's hourly wage.

The article itself reflected that exact level of investnt: four paragraphs. The shortest team feature in the entire special edition by a significant, pointed margin.

Key points: first-ti tournant participants; non-traditional competitive background; all mbers were graduates of Minothnago, a private academy in Holheim; "a statistically anomalous result." The phrase "first-ti participants" appeared twice within that cramped space. For a text of that length, it was doing an aggressive amount of editorial heavy lifting.

Quote from Senior Observer: "The scale of Pale Court's collapse exceeded the paraters of a normal competitive defeat. Greed Umbrella did not face opponents at full combat capacity; the reference value of this result is questionable."

Sidebar: Wei Changqing

Hathaway imdiately checked the byline. A senior reporter.

The contrast was stark. The White City dia had insultingly tossed Greed Umbrella's team victory to a rookie, but they had deployed a seasoned veteran specifically to investigate this one individual. They might have dismissed the team, but their threat-assessnt radar had clearly pinged at the anomaly that was Wei Changqing.

Headline: One Week at Yggdrasil.

Wei Changqing. Special Prodigy Certification. Full scholarship. Enrolled at the Yggdrasil Academy. Ti enrolled: less than two weeks. Reason for departure: reportedly related to local lighting conditions. Subsequently traveled to Holheim. Enrolled at Minothnago Academy, majoring in Folklore.

This paper notes that the gates of Yggdrasil are continually besieged by the world's absolute elite. While the Academy routinely cultivates Grand Witches, it cannot, regrettably, cure a congenital lack of ambition. To abandon the zenith of magical academia for provincial folklore is not a loss for this city, but a self-inflicted degradation of the highest order.

Anna set her cup down. She repeated two words.

"Lighting conditions."

Hathaway looked at the text.

She hadn't encountered this specific detail in Alice's manuscript. But she recognized the behavioral pattern imdiately, with the clean certainty of a system identifying a familiar data signature.

Drifting with the current. Lacking ambition. Lacking any ego-driven need to be perceived.

On anyone else, those were the footnotes of diocrity. Three reliable traits of a person who would drift pleasantly through an unremarkable life and leave no particular impression.

On Wei Changqing—the woman who had leveraged a body full of cursed residue to systematically drain over half the mana reserves of a forr Grand Witch, and then handed the kill-shot to Flandmira without a second thought, without ceremony, without claiming a single shred of credit for the setup—those sa traits ant sothing entirely different.

No ego. No image to protect. No psychological surface for an opponent to grip.

You could not find a flaw in her armor because she did not have a public self she was trying to maintain. There was nothing to grab onto. Nothing to threaten.

Without hesitation, she had walked away from a full Yggdrasil scholarship. For the lighting.

That, Hathaway thought, is Wei Changqing.

At the very bottom of the page, compressed into a font three sizes smaller than the text above it, was a single addendum:

Other analysts note that Greed Umbrella's combat performance during the KOF stage is independent of the opening collapse and should be evaluated separately.

She looked at the line. Squeezed into the footer, barely visible, rely existing. Soone had written it. The paper had printed it. In eight-point font.

At the very bottom of the final column—no byline, no photograph, no sub-header—a single line stood alone.

THE BLACK UMBRELLA ENTERS THE CITY.

Hathaway folded the newspaper carefully and placed it on the table.

That hotel address—she had already morized it.

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