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Now reading: Chapter 139: The Gravity of a Star from The Lamp That No Longer Shines: A LitRPG Action Comedy, a Action novel by BrokenBulb.

[Ti]: Sumr Break, Day 36 — 1:36 PM

[Location]: The Crown of Ovelia · Spirit Sea Venue · Eastern Courtyard

The question hung in the air, unanswered.

The void whale. The blood. The box. A twelve-year-old girl standing at the edge of all of it in a ruined flower girl dress. Hathaway sat perfectly still, and the ghosts she had just been handed refused to leave quietly.

Then the cheering started.

Not polite applause. A roar. A raw, unified eruption from thousands of Witches at once, the kind of sound that bypasses the ears entirely and arrives straight at the chest.

Before Hathaway could even turn her head, a wall of wind hit her, mana-saturated and moving at sothing close to storm velocity. The pressure ripped her hair across her face in an instant. She squinted her right eye and looked toward the edge of the floating island.

And then she saw it.

Rising from the Spirit Sea, sky-blotting and horizon-swallowing, was a tsunami.

Translucent, fiery-red flowers, surging upward in an endless roaring tide, lifting the bioluminescent sea with them and launching it all toward the banquet island at the speed of a natural disaster.

The spectacle hit Hathaway's brainstem like a live current. Her scalp went numb. Her spine lit up. Without realizing it she half-covered her mouth, a sound escaping her throat that could only be classified as completely undignified excitent.

BOOM—

The tsunami of fiery-red flowers crashed over the island.

It swallowed the towering central tree. It swallowed the tables, the artifacts, the High Council, and every single Witch within the Eastern Courtyard.

Hathaway felt the surging mana pass through her body as though she were standing inside a wave. The power was impossibly gentle. A baptism by spectacle, washing out the last hour's suffocating tension in a single theatrical breath, dissolving everything into peace and deafening cheers.

Slowly, the tsunami lost its montum. The fiery-red flowers began to break apart in midair, decomposing into millions of translucent, glowing red feathers that drifted down in total, breathtaking silence.

And through that falling curtain of red, two figures walked forward.

Hathaway's brain took a mont to catch up to her eyes. Then, her lungs physically forgot how to operate.

The woman walking in front was a seventy-percent physical match to the UR-grade anomaly currently resting in Hathaway’s obsidian deck box: The Witch of Eternal Slumber.

It was the hair, and it was the eyes. Looking at her triggered the imdiate, terrifying vertigo of an astronaut stepping out of an airlock and looking directly into the void.

Her hair and irises were the colour of a deep-space vacuum: pitch-black, yet brimming with the cold, crushed diamond dust of distant starlight.

Hathaway watched the ambient, bioluminescent glow of the Spirit Sea visibly warp, the light subtly curving toward the woman's silhouette as if caught in the undeniable gravity of a massive celestial body.

The Conqueror didn't need to announce her presence.

But the remaining thirty percent inverted the threat completely.

If the Ovelia depicted in myth was a collapsing star, cold, silent, and untouchable, this woman was a velvet snare. The terrifying static presence was replaced by a smooth, extroverted fluidity.

Her features carried a softer maturity, warm and impossibly dangerous at once.

A single tail swayed behind her. Magnificent. Unhurried. Every languid flick seed to dare soone to try and touch it.

Her attire was doing things that should have required a production crew.

Starry black, open at the collar, classical in silhouette but cut with the precision that only happened when a legacy design house revived a tiless archival piece and made it feel like you had been waiting for it your entire life. Knee-length. Girlish enough to be dangerous.

Voluminous black silk bows adorned the fabric in quantities that added mystery without tipping into absurdity, while a lace choker at her throat introduced a very specific, taboo note that Hathaway's content-rating module was not structurally prepared to process.

But the true pièce de résistance was the Lantern Cat fur shawl draped over her shoulders.

It emits ambient light, Hathaway's developer brain registered, slowly. Dynamic. As she moves. Three-hundred-and-sixty degrees of continuous illumination, perfectly tracking her face and figure at the optimal angle from every conceivable direction. It is literally, structurally, geotrically impossible for her to have a bad angle. This took soone forty-eight hours and they are insufferably proud of it.

Beside Allison walked a woman who appeared to be about sixteen or seventeen.

Akkukataya Katu Maryjonst.

She had fluffy, dark green short hair and a pair of jet-black cat ears. She wore a strictly conservative, high-collared black dress, over which a heavy, immaculately tailored black greatcoat was draped across her shoulders like a sovereign’s mantle.

She carried a faint, pleasant smile on her face, but the expression had the chilling, impeccable grace of a Godfather: perfectly crafted, slightly playful, worn by soone who viewed the surrounding room as an expendable chessboard.

But it was her eyes.

When her gaze briefly swept over the crowd, Hathaway caught a glimpse of her irises: unforgettable, slightly warped, dark green pentagram pupils. Looking into them felt like staring down the barrel of a planetary-scale orbital weapon.

Hathaway's threat-assessnt module took one look at this apparent teenager, frantically cross-referenced the suffocating aura against the Inner Sea's top-tier threat registry, assigned a lethal-encounter probability of zero-survival, and quietly shut its own servers down to prevent a panic attack.

The physics of the Eastern Courtyard fractured.

The social center of gravity, which had previously been distributed in so kind of rotating equilibrium across the High Council seats, snapped to Allison with zero hesitation.

The crowd physically, organically reoriented itself, hundreds of Witches tilting toward her like satellites discovering a new mass without being told.

Famia Schüder moved first. Alisha fell into step exactly half a step behind. Marianne Horton followed, her face already set into a flawless, spring-breeze smile, the precisely choreographed greeting of a pri minister preparing to receive her sovereign. Then Irene, and behind her, the rest of the active Grand Witches.

Famia stopped in front of the pair.

"Lord of Sea Otter Island," Famia greeted. Her voice carried the unhurried ease of soone whose sincerity had never needed a shield. "Sovereign of the Stars of the Malevolent Universe. Titan of Munitions."

Akkukataya smiled that faint, weightless smile. "Second Seat."

Allison stepped smoothly into Famia’s personal space, tilted her head, and asked with the cheerful, light curiosity of a cat batting at a familiar puzzle.

"How do you think I look today?"

It was a trap.

Famia executed an imdiate, top-to-bottom visual appraisal, scanning Allison from the starry-black shawl to the hem of the knee-length dress with the thodical, almost tragic rigor of a Black Emperor confronting a sudden empirical question.

"You look exceedingly beautiful today," Famia answered, her naturally lancholic features set into an expression of stark, helpless earnestness.

Hathaway waited. The rigorous objective analysis was coming. It always ca.

But the follow-up never ca.

Standing in front of Allison, Famia offered no structural analysis. No fashion comntary. Just a blunt, entirely disard declaration. Her analytical engine had completely crashed.

Allison let out a low, silvery laugh. It was the rich, thrumming warmth of a woman who had spent lifetis perfecting the exact frequency of her charm. "Is that so? What exactly makes beautiful?"

Famia Schüder's eyes widened by a fraction of a milliter.

The woman who walks directly into a live mine and wins on sincerity alone. Currently encountering a mine she cannot locate. Currently standing on it. Currently browsing an un-navigable dialogue branch with zero prepared responses. Hathaway watched the Girl Crush nace of the Inner Sea realize she was completely defenseless.

But Allison didn't wait.

Her gaze drifted downward. Hathaway watched her hand sweep upward in a slow, hypnotic arc. Without asking permission, a single, perfectly manicured nail lightly traced the edge of Famia's impeccably tailored cuff.

Hathaway's eyes zood in on the detail. The cufflinks. They were brushed dark-steel, inset with a microscopic, fractured lattice of starlight-quartz.

"You always keep the stars right next to your pulse," Allison said softly. "Very few people have that kind of eye."

Famia's breath audibly hitched. Her posture shifted. The unshakeable Second Seat opened her mouth, a half-ford response rising to her lips.

Allison was already gone.

She had pivoted with weightless, terminally disinterested fluidity, leaving Famia standing exactly where she was.

Hathaway winced in sympathetic pain. She threw the arrow, triggered the target's entire nervous system, and vanished before it landed. Famia is going to sit bolt upright in bed at 3:00 AM tonight, and that unfinished conversation is going to be the only thing in the room with her.

Directly behind Famia stood Alisha.

Hathaway braced herself, ntally preparing her acoustic dampeners. She had seen what Alisha's devotion looked like when it activated.

It didn't happen.

Alisha raised her champagne glass in a perfectly asured, structurally correct greeting. Her smile was immaculate. Her posture was the textbook definition of aristocratic composure.

Hathaway frowned. Her analytical engine snagged on the discrepancy.

That's wrong. The entire Eastern Courtyard was currently experiencing a localized gravity well. Top-shelf operators like Famia were physically, visibly leaning into Allison's orbit. But Alisha wasn't.

The biographer stood perfectly anchored, offering the exact, impenetrable politeness of a historian docunting a natural disaster from behind reinforced glass.

Allison drifted past Alisha without a second glance.

Watching her back, a terrifying realization clicked into place inside Hathaway's tactical processor.

She isn’t Marianne. Marianne was a social omni-tool: flawless coverage, zero gaps. And she isn’t Irene. Irene made the entire room surrender its initiative. She traded flat AoE charm for pure, single-target critical damage. She only seduced the seducers.

She arrived in front of Marianne with the smooth montum of sothing that had decided where it was going before anyone else in the conversation had taken their next breath.

"I really liked that sofa in your lair," Allison said.

"That is my utmost honor," Marianne replied, her spring-breeze smile locked in and calibrated.

Hathaway watched her drift into Marianne's orbit, her dark eyes tracing the planes of the Fourth Seat's face with a slow, heavy, liquid focus.

"Your smile is different from last ti."

Marianne held the smile.

"The left curve rose first just now," Allison noted. "Before, it was always the right."

For one fraction of one second, the Fourth Seat's impenetrable diplomatic mask stopped rendering.

Allison walked right up to the thickest, most heavily reinforced psychological carapace in the entire High Council, offered a soft, affectionate nudge, and casually slipped a single, warm claw into the exact, microscopic seam.

The sheer kinetic shock of that breach registered in the sudden rigidity of Marianne's spine.

Allison let out a light, musical laugh.

"I really should visit your ho more often."

She walked away with the unhurried certainty of a feline confirming it could flip a heavily armored beetle over whenever it pleased.

Marianne Horton, the Final Raid Boss of Weaponized Bureaucracy, was left standing frozen in her wake.

Allison let the formal reception continue without her.

She stopped in front of Josephine Durant and her wife, Sylvaine.

Hathaway's tactical processor braced for a historical collision.

The Fourth District's Unyielding Banner. The woman who had stood alone in the ruins of Casendiara and declared that anyone entering her ho would have to step over her corpse. The woman who had fought the First Seat to the bitter end, six tis, and never once retreated.

Allison looked at the ninety-three-ti lawsuit survivor and offered a faint smile.

"You seem to be doing quite well for yourself."

Josephine gave that soft, helplessly warm smile, the exact expression that had caused half the known universe to begin drafting marriage proposals.

"A very peaceful life," she said. "Though I'll admit, I occasionally miss those obscenely spicy ambush dinners. Ms. Slumber-Fluff."

Hathaway's internal lore database threw a fatal error.

Ms. Slumber-Fluff.

Allison's nose wrinkled in faint, offended dignity. "My cooking was perfect. Your spice tolerance was simply catastrophic, you unrepentant heartbreaker."

Josephine laughed, soft and completely real. Beside her, Sylvaine offered a small, private smile.

Not at Allison. At Josephine, with the quiet warmth of a woman who had heard this story more than once, and had been waiting, with so private curiosity, to finally see the protagonist in person.

Allison waved a casual hand and drifted away.

Hathaway stared at the space where a political catastrophe had completely failed to materialize.

The Conqueror and the greatest rebel in modern history. Caught up over a shared kitchen. Like forr roommates.

Then she reached Irene.

Allison extended her hand for a formal greeting. Irene reached out to accept it.

The instant before their hands connected, Allison pulled back.

Irene's hand grasped empty air.

Allison's hand darted forward. She extended her index and middle fingers and drew her perfectly manicured, rounded nails—light and deliberate—across the center of Irene's open palm.

She withdrew her hand, the corners of her mouth curling.

"This is better," Allison said.

Irene smoothly withdrew her hand. Her expression hadn't shifted by a degree. The sa faint, serene smile, exactly where she'd left it.

"Your radiance leaves the Spirit Sea looking dim." Allison's voice was warm, unhurried, carrying genuine depth beneath the theatrical gloss. "Even its light is not as pure or as brilliantly clean as yours."

Irene lowered her head in a faint, deeply respectful nod.

And then, the Fifth Seat of the High Council stepped back, lowered herself to one knee, and pressed a fleeting, ceremonial air-kiss over Allison's knuckles.

"I fight for you, my lady."

Hathaway watched the exchange, her tactical processor humming with sheer admiration.

Flawless. Absolutely flawless.

Kneeling and kissing the knuckles was the textbook etiquette of a Duchess greeting her monarch. Irene hadn't tried to return the strike. She had changed the ga entirely.

Allison accepted the gesture with the unhurried ease of soone who breathed devotion like oxygen.

Irene rose smoothly from the Anser marble. She turned slightly to face Akkukataya. Her golden eyes were perfectly calm.

"Lord of Sea Otter Island," Irene greeted, her voice a flawless diplomatic instrunt. "Sovereign of the Stars of the Malevolent Universe. Titan of Munitions."

Akkukataya smiled. "Fifth Seat."

A beat.

"A flawless recitation, Your Grace," she continued, her voice lodious and terrifyingly polite. "But you missed my most valuable title."

She let the silence hang just long enough to ensure it possessed maximum structural weight.

"The intimate friend and comrade of the Great Ovelia."

Hathaway's breath caught.

The White Star Chronicle had listed every official designation with ticulous care, and missed the only one that mattered.

Targeted execution. Famia, Irene, Akkukataya: the three witches who had divided the global arms market between them and spent the rest of their ti locked in scorched-earth comrcial warfare.

Famia had used the exact sa phrasing and received a polite nod.

Irene used it and caught a public beheading.

Allison simply turned her head toward Akkukataya. The entire theatrical performance vanished. What replaced it was quiet. Mundane.

Irene's serene smile did not shift a single milliter. She nodded respectfully to the title and stepped aside.

Following her lead, a procession began.

One by one, the apex predators of the Inner Sea walked forward. One by one, they dropped to a single knee, lowered their heads, and pressed the ceremonial air-kiss to the back of Allison's hand.

"I fight for you, my lady."

Hathaway watched the procession. She didn't have a single word for any of it.

Irene had retreated to the periphery. She stood with her hands at her sides, her posture immaculate, a faint and serene smile resting naturally on her face. She looked completely undisturbed. She looked like soone watching clouds move.

A long ti passed.

The procession continued. The crowd shifted and settled. New conversations sparked and died and sparked again in the warm, post-baptism air.

And then, in a mont where no one else was paying attention, Hathaway watched Irene's right hand give a sudden, involuntary twitch at her side.

Slowly, with no apparent awareness that she was doing it at all, the Fifth Seat's thumb curled inward. It pressed tightly against the center of her own palm.

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