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Now reading: Chapter 99: A Highly Optimized Speed Bump from The Lamp That No Longer Shines: A LitRPG Action Comedy, a Action novel by BrokenBulb.

[Ti]: Sumr Break, Day 20 — Round 9, Semi-Finals

[Location]: Open Sea · Grand Masters Regional Qualifier Venue

By Day 20, the qualifier bracket had moved past natural selection and entered the realm of structural stress-testing.

The standard professional teams who had filtered out the amateurs last week were now being systematically butchered by the tournant favorites. What remained were professional clubs with deep tactical reservoirs and the kind of execution speed that made Hathaway's threat-assessnt HUD run yellow continuously.

Hathaway had stopped starting every match.

As the bracket's intensity climbed, she transitioned into a dedicated 3v3 opener—the designated artillery piece for the first engagent, rotated out before the real professionals took over in KOF singles. It was a role she understood completely and had zero complaints about.

She used the bench ti to work.

Over the past week, she had successfully etched two new utility spells into her spine: [Flight Suppression] (Tier-4), which did exactly what it said to anything airborne, and [Slow] (Tier-3), which did exactly what it said to anything alive.

Both were highly disgusting. Both were entirely non-fire. She was satisfied with this hardware acquisition.

By all reasonable trics, today's Semi-Final should have seen her bolted to the bench with a cup of tea and a score monitor.

The opposing team was Basalt Circle—tournant favorites, every roster mber an apex predator. Hathaway had fully accepted her status as a cheerleader. She had even ntally pre-ordered takeout for Rhode and Tasia.

And then Rhode had crunched her hard candy and looked at her.

"I heard the tall girl on Basalt Circle is your classmate." Rhode's expression was the expression of a woman for whom tactical doctrine was, at most, a loose suggestion. She jerked a thumb toward the arena. "Since it's a reunion match, you're starting the 3v3 with us. Go say hello."

Hathaway set down her water bottle with great deliberateness.

"Cousin Rhode. I say this with complete sincerity and full awareness of my own limitations: if I step onto that field, my sole contribution will be to evaporate at the earliest possible opportunity."

"What's there to be afraid of?" Rhode grinned—wild, bright, and completely impervious to reason. "Your cousin is holding the frontline. I'll carry you."

Beside her, Bella adjusted the velvet fall of her cape and fixed Hathaway with her single glowing crimson eye.

"When the void descends," Bella intoned, in the resonant cadence of soone delivering scripture, "what falls into its gravity does not diminish it.

"The eclipse is not lessened by the stars it passes through."

Translation: being an accessory is part of the flex.

She had absolutely no right to refuse.

In a family enterprise run entirely by theatrical maniacs with unshakeable self-confidence, the lone voice of reason had no procedural standing whatsoever.

Thus: fifteen minutes later.

Rhode, Bella, Hathaway.

For the first ti since the qualifiers opened, the three Ludwig cousins stepped onto an arena together.

It was, Hathaway acknowledged privately, a profoundly arrogant statent—Royal Rosas intending to consu a tournant-favorite bracket slot using the combat power of a single bloodline.

She was the footnote in that statent. She was at peace with this.

[Location]: Six-Point Miniature Arena · Swamp Zone

The terrain had generated a spectacular nightmare.

Knee-deep mud. Toxic miasma rolling low over stagnant water. A canopy of rotting mangrove roots that shredded aerial maneuvering into a desperate exercise in three-dinsional problem-solving.

The humid air sat on the chest like a physical weight.

Hathaway stood in the rear formation, boots already sinking an inch into the muck, and did not look at the swamp.

She did not look at the two unidentified elite Witches on Basalt Circle's roster—though she was fully aware that either of them could string her up and use her for target practice.

Her eyes were locked entirely on the figure at the center of the enemy formation.

Surtrina.

Even standing still, she was an aesthetic and environntal assault.

She stood at 190 centiters of polished obsidian-dark skin and a ticulously tailored dark red combat suit.

The space around her warped into a shimring mirage of heat distortion. The toxic fog thinned and fractured.

She was a walking dormant volcano.

Wrapped around her waist, as soft and yielding as premium mory foam, was a thick tail covered in deep red scales.

In the lecture hall, that tail would tsundere-ishly uncoil itself to press against Hathaway's chair leg during afternoon classes, providing approximately 5% ambient heating as a silent, non-verbal declaration of classmate approval.

It would pop the tab on an ice-cold cola with the red-glowing tip, accepting the 3°C beverage with exactly the right amount of theatrical reluctance.

Right now, the mana-vascular matrix beneath those scales was lit incandescent.

The tail hung ready—one pulse of mana from becoming a kinetic decapitation sword capable of shearing enchanted steel.

Hathaway was fully, intimately aware of what the person smiling at her across fifty ters of boiling swamp actually was.

She already knew the absurd biological baseline of the Balor class—the sheer, oppressive density of demonic mana radiating from her like a localized solar flare. But the real nightmare was the hardware pre-installed at the factory.

Hardcoded directly into Surtrina's bloodline was a terrifying payload of brute-force destruction: [Fla Shroud], [Blight] , [Summon Fiend], [Flesh to Stone], [teor Swarm], [Sunburst]. Six innate class abilities that required zero academic suffering to unlock.

More importantly, she had spent her entire life integrating those innate abilities with her conventional spell pool. Surtrina had zero technical debt. Every spell she had ever learned sat flawlessly integrated with the hardware she was born with.

Surtrina was a perfectly optimized, bug-free release build.

Hathaway, conversely, was a Human Witch who had violently mutated at the anomalous age of eighteen. She possessed no innate bloodline abilities, no factory-installed demonic hardware. What she did have was the raw, terrifying engine of a nuclear reactor's worth of mana, but her combat software was currently a chaotic, two-month-old ergency hotfix.

My classmate is a ten-year veteran of her own biology. I just installed my operating system.

Across the swamp, those molten-gold eyes found hers.

There was no classmate warmth in them. There was the focused, fanatical excitent of an apex predator recognizing sothing worth tearing apart.

Surtrina smiled. It was not a greeting. It was a declaration.

Hathaway found, despite everything, that she was smiling back. The tactical processor in her brain engaged, stripping away the intimidation of the Balor's aura and reducing her to pure, exploitable ga chanics.

You have the skills. Let's see if you have the fra data.

"Semi-Finals Opener—BEGIN!"

The arena detonated.

Multiple auras erupted in under a tenth of a second.

The concussive roar of high-tier spells shattering the sound barrier, the mud exploding upward, the instantaneous pressure change of several large quantities of mana interacting at close range—Hathaway's sensory processing flagged the entire stimulus package as EXCESSIVE and started triaging.

She blinked through the shockwave.

Rhode had launched herself into the center of the enemy formation like a black ICBM, trailing the concussive backwash of sothing that moved faster than she should have been allowed to move.

Bella had opened a spectacular gothic array above the field, raining crimson light downward in sheets.

A spike of profound betrayal fired through Hathaway's emotional cortex—I thought you were going to carry ?!—but her tactical processing was already running three steps ahead of her indignation.

Surtrina was airborne. Three seconds of flight path. Intercept coordinate: the third bog.

While the complaint was still echoing in her head, her mana was already moving.

Ring A of [Star Orbit] shot forward, positioning itself in the visual blind spot directly beneath Surtrina's boots.

[Quicken: Flight Suppression] (Tier-4). Point-blank detonation.

Clang.

A translucent [Anti-Spell Domain] flared into existence around Surtrina's body.

The suppression field warped and scattered. Surtrina paused mid-flight, her molten-gold eyes flicking down to the dark ring. The predator's smile deepened. Oh. It's you.

Hathaway didn’t feel frustration. She had already pre-cast the follow-up.

Let's peel the onion.

She channeled the crushing hydrostatic pressure of her reservoir, forcing a hyper-dense surge of raw mathematical output directly into Ring A.

[Quicken: Dispel Magic] (Tier-3).

The air scread as the absolute weight of her mana ground against the resonance frequency of the passive defense layer.

Crack.

The hexagonal barrier shattered.

In the exact millisecond the domain dropped, Ring B—which had already been silently pre-positioned behind Surtrina's shoulder during the dispel clash—detonated.

[Maximize: Flight Suppression]. No travel distance. No casting animation.

A localized 100G gravity well—with enough sheer crushing density to compress a main battle tank into a coin—slamming instantly onto a Balor Witch with her shields down, and rely, finally, inconveniencing her enough to send her into the swamp.

Surtrina's wings locked. She dropped from the sky like a shot bird, feet-first into the swamp.

BOOM.

The impact cratered the mud.

The mont Surtrina hit the water, the entire sector flash-boiled. A massive geyser of thick white steam erupted.

Hathaway’s tactical read was already advancing to the next fra.

She'll Dispel in 0.08 seconds. Unless I give her sothing more urgent to worry about.

Hathaway didn't blink. Ring C executed its preloaded slot directly inside the steam cloud.

[Maximize: Charged Sonic Boom] (Tier-5). Point-blank.

Simultaneously, Ring A fired [Quicken: Slow] (Tier-3) at the crater floor.

Deep inside the steam, a sharp, precise spike of mana flared—Surtrina, exactly as predicted, instantly initializing a sub-0.1-second Dispel.

But the Sonic Boom was already detonating three inches from her face.

Faced with a Maximized Tier-5 kinetic nuke at zero range, Surtrina's combat instincts flawlessly executed the only correct choice.

She instantly aborted the Dispel sequence, aggressively diverting her processing threads to slam a secondary [Anti-Spell Domain] into existence.

The sonic wave tore the steam apart.

The concussive impact hit Surtrina's hastily reconstructed shield, rippling violently across its surface. The slow curse tried to latch onto her feet and was instantly vaporized by her body heat.

Neither penetrated. Hathaway's Tier-5 against an SSR Balor's ergency defense was mathematically never going to crack anything.

But.

To sustain an ergency shield against a point-blank Maximize sonic detonation, Surtrina's active casting threads were fully occupied. She couldn't cast a Dispel while bracing against a nuke.

Instead, she was forced to rely on her passive Balor heat, applying raw stellar-level aura to slowly, physically incinerate the mathematical structure of the gravity well pinning her down.

Active shielding Passive CC burning.

For exactly two hundred and fifty milliseconds, the Balor Witch was physically forced to divide her enormous processing power across two simultaneous defensive operations, halting her forward montum.

In the hyper-lethal economy of a Semi-Final, a 0.25-second window was all a Ludwig needed.

A streak of crimson—Rhode's impact, Bella's execution, Hathaway could not track it—tore through the dissipating steam and capitalized on the exact micro-window Hathaway had forced open.

The resulting shockwave threw Hathaway backward into the mud.

When she looked up, the crowd control had shattered completely.

Surtrina rose from the boiling crater. Her combat suit was intact. Her breathing had elevated approximately 3%.

She looked across the battlefield at Hathaway.

She gave a fractional nod. You made spend sothing.

Then she raised one hand and snapped her fingers, with the complete, devastating casualness of soone closing a browser tab.

White light erased everything.

[Location]: Royal Rosas Recovery Zone

Disinfectant. Recycled air. The specific weightlessness of a recently reconstructed nervous system.

Hathaway opened her eyes on the resurrection cot.

She had, at so point, stopped finding this experience unpleasant. Her nervous system had apparently filed the paperwork and reclassified "catastrophic magical vaporization" under routine occupational hazard.

She tapped the monitor.

[Opening 3v3 Result: Royal Rosas Victory.]

She swiped to the KOF highlights.

Basalt Circle had proved exactly why they were tournant favorites, dragging the relay into a grueling, high-casualty at-grinder.

Rhode stepped onto the field. One fra: a brutal, point-blank kinetic detonation fired from her short-wand, shattering a defensive Witch's seven-layer barrier as if it were paper. Opponent eliminated.

Bella stepped onto the field. One fra: a crimson singularity opened in the center of the arena and consud whatever had been standing in it. Opponent eliminated.

But Basalt Circle's actual Ace had finally stepped up, forcibly halting the Ludwig vanguard and dragging the match down to the final anchor bout.

Which ant Royal Rosas had been forced to deploy Alucard.

Hathaway leaned closer to the monitor. Opportunity recognized.

She was finally going to see the legendary twelve-plane grimoire in action. And since she was currently sitting in a reinforced recovery room watching a screen, she had successfully fulfilled her own requirent of observing it from a different ti zone.

The footage skipped ahead to the final, static fra—The Execution.

It was a close-up on Alucard.

The exhausted Archon was gone.

Instead, Alucard looked positively radiant, her complexion glowing with the flush of intense, restorative spiritual therapy. Her grey eyes—usually dulled to a dead ash by endless municipal paperwork—were now blazing with vibrant, ecstatic clarity.

She was smiling, a look of pure, blissful relief etched onto her features.

She was gripping [Tyrant's Verdict]—the heavy codex forged from a solid slab of unknown silver tal—by its spine.

The compressed kinetic weight of twelve high-magic cores slamd the edge of the grimoire through the opposing Ace's skull with the undeniable physics of a teor hitting a small planet.

Frozen on the screen: a halo of blood, grey matter, and bone fragnts spraying in a spectacular arc across the swamp terrain.

Alucard held the position, her radiant grey eyes locked onto the ssy impact, her expression that of soone who had finally, blissfully, paid off the mortgage.

...Okay then, Hathaway thought, leaning back into her pillows. Macroeconomic violence confird. Outstanding therapy session.

Hathaway pulled up her own match record and ran the internal audit.

Contribution manifest, Semi-Final, Round 9:

1. Dismantled one layer of passive [Anti-Spell Domain] from a Catastrophic-class threat.

2. Grounded said threat and pinned her in a boiling swamp for approximately 0.25 seconds, functioning as a highly optimized speed bump.

3. Was then casually vaporized.

Overall Rating:Marginally better than an unconditional free kill.

Room for Improvent:Abyssal.

She set the monitor down. Royal Rosas had advanced to the Finals.

The corner of her mouth curved upward, small and involuntary.

That nod, she thought, had been worth the round-trip.

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