Chapter 259: Chapter 259: Used a Tiny Bit of Strength Chapter 259: Chapter 259: Used a Tiny Bit of Strength “Are you cheating!” The handso strear couldn’t hold back anymore and started crying, pointing at Little Taotie with one hand while frantically wiping away tears with the other.
Little Taotie cocked his head, sowhat puzzled as to why he was crying.
—Did I frighten him into crying with my strength?
“Don’t cry, I only used a little bit of strength.”
“What little bit? It was a whole lot!” the handso strear yelled, holding up a soda can, “This isn’t right, you can only use a soda can. I suspect your spoon is made of special material, it doesn’t count!”
[Shaless! Thick-skinned!]
[He’s a sore loser! Picking on a child!]
[If I had rotten eggs, I’d really love to bash him with them!]
[So other platforms have features where you can throw rotten eggs at disliked strears, but that’s pretty dumb. Rotten eggs cost money and the proceeds still end up in the disliked strear’s pocket!]
[Such an adult and still can’t handle losing gracefully. To accuse others of cheating reflects the worst kind of person!]
[He looks like a crybaby!]
[Should we start calling him Crybaby from now on?]
[I was once the top fan on this opposing side and I now regret ever having supported his top fan status.]
[Hey, upstairs, are you trying to challenge my Zaizai for the top fan spot?]
[No way, no way. I just checked, and the gifts for the top position are more than triple what I’ve spent here! Can’t compete, can’t afford that throne!]
As his fans flooded the chat, Little Taotie ran out wearing slippers, leaving the cellphone alone on the bed. When he returned, he had a soda can in his hand.
[It’s a soda can, will the other guy make a fuss, claim it’s different, and disregard it in the end?]
[Spoiling him! Little Taotie is just too nice, actually going out to get a soda can.]
[Exactly, spoiling him! Anyway, Little Taotie already won, there’s absolutely no need to bother with his tantrums!]
[Look, Zaizai is getting ready to show his strength!]
Little Taotie imitated the handso strear’s actions, resting the soda can in the palm of his hand—it looked small and delicate but was steadily held at the center when he opened it.
“Watch closely!” Little Taotie said with a shy smile, his dimples faintly showing.
His other small hand was raised high, then suddenly pressed down, making a “pop” sound.
When he opened his palm, the incredibly thin, flat can lay there.
“Done!” Little Taotie looked at the handso strear, his little eyes sparkling, and asked, “Am I impressive?”
[Does this sound familiar?]
[Didn’t that guy just keep asking Little Taotie if he was impressive?]
[Yo! Zaizai just turned the question on him!]
[What goes around cos around, haha…]
[Aweso, so aweso! You guys see his constipated face!]
Just as the live audience turned to look at the handso strear’s face, the screen went black, and only Little Taotie’s enlarged face remained in the stream.
Little Taotie blinked cluelessly and asked, “Where did Chicken-Fuzz Brother go?”
[Pfft! I’m dying of laughter!]
[No kidding, that description is spot on!]
[I’ve always found that guy’s multicolored hair annoying, it really does look like chicken fuzz!]
[Zaizai, he ran away!]
[He couldn’t beat you, so he ran away!]
[Hahaha, he fled in utter humiliation, not even saying goodbye.]
Little Taotie scratched his head, still a bit confused, and earnestly said to the people in the stream, “There are so words I can’t understand, sorry.”
[My, my, what’s there to be sorry about, what did Zaizai do wrong!]
[Exactly, it’s our privilege to see Little Taotie’s live stream!]
Little Taotie promised in a childlike voice, “I’ll be going to primary school soon, I will learn lots of words, I’ll study hard, and then I’ll be able to understand what you all are saying!”
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