[Has anyone noticed that the Little Taotie in the opening song is holding a chicken leg, which is from this roast chicken?]
[Yes, yes, yes! That very one, the bone that hit Wang Yilun on the head, is from this roast chicken. Case closed!]
[Pfft, you’ve done a forensic report on that bone?]
The group burst into laughter as the advertisent neared its end, and Ji Guang bit into the chicken leg. He was an to take just one bite, but in the end, he ran off with the whole chicken!
[Hahaha, that was so unexpected!]
[What a twist! Genius!]
Ji Guang’s fans: [Is this our brother?]
[Brother? Since when did you also beco a foodie?]
[Brother, weren’t you supposed to give the roast chicken to Little Taotie? How co you ended up taking the remaining chicken away with the chicken leg in your mouth!]
In the advertisent, Little Taotie chased after him, fists clenched and fuming!
A burst of cartoon violence ensued, followed by a whimper.
Once the cartoonish violence faded away, the ad showed Little Taotie sitting on a big wolfhound, nibbling on roast chicken and throwing the gnawed bones in front of the pitiful wolfhound, who chewed on them. Little Taotie, holding the last chicken leg bone, chuckled with glee, "Roast chicken~ so delicious! Burp!"
The scene shifted to the kitchen where a row of roast chickens hung, easily a hundred of them. But then a breeze blew through...and not a single one was left!
The scene returned to Little Taotie, who now had only a chicken leg bone left in her hand. She threw it in front of the wolfhound, and the cara followed the falling bone, landing on a huge pile of bones. It was clear where the nearly one hundred chickens had gone—their bones were all here!
The advertisent had co to an end, but the audience felt an unfulfilled longing.
Before, people couldn’t wait for comrcials to end, but now, faced with this scenario play of an advertisent, they just wanted to howl, "Another one! Please make it a series!"
[My stomach is growling!]
[What brand is this roast chicken?]
[An old Hua Country brand!]
[I’m going to buy so! Heaven, I opened the shopping app, and it’s all gone!]
[Sis, were you too slow? The mont I saw the ad was taken by Little Taotie, I imdiately placed an order!]
[Yeah, you were too slow, I bought a whole box!]
[I bought ten boxes!]
[Ten boxes? Isn’t that a bit too much?]
[Food endorsed by Little Taotie always cos with a quality guarantee! Absolutely delicious! Ten boxes aren’t that much; once you share with friends and relatives, there isn’t much left! Last ti with the oranges, I only got to eat one, the rest were all snatched up by friends and relatives!]
[Exactly, anything endorsed by Little Taotie must be delicious. Last ti I bought a bag of twisty snacks, and like you, I only got to taste one before my coworkers grabbed the rest!]
[Little Taotie is a true food connoisseur. Have you seen "Who is the Master Chef" lately?]
[Saw it, saw it, isn’t the next episode tomorrow?]
[They should be revealing tomorrow how Cupid Chef Yu advances in the competition!]
[Didn’t the officials say that in the first episode Chef Yu made fried rice because he had no other ingredients and perhaps didn’t cook it well? This ti, in the second episode, Chef Yu’s fried rice is the golden fried rice that everyone is trying to replicate from the video!]
[Can soone spare a roast chicken? I’m willing to pay ten tis the price! Please~]
[Impossible, you’re dreaming!]
[Hahaha, you’d better beg the vendors to produce more!]
[Fine, I’ll tag the vendor!]
The owner of the D State roast chicken shop was watching the program, happily munching on his own brand of roast chicken for a late-night snack when his phone suddenly rang.
"Boss! Our warehouse is empty!"
The owner of D State roast chicken stood up alard: "What, has there been a burglary? Hurry, call the police, check the surveillance!"
"No, no, it’s sold out! What do we do? All our stock has been sold online, and we’ve got nothing to deliver to the supermarkets tomorrow! The supermarkets have been calling for more stock, and when I told them we were out, they got angry. They said it’s okay not to add more stock, but the delivery we promised must arrive tomorrow!"
The owner of D State roast chicken sat down, recalling the aningful words of Little Taotie’s agent, "Stock up, don’t get into breach of contract trouble later."
It was all over; why hadn’t he listened?
He had thought that there was so much stock in the warehouse, it would be impossible to sell out overnight. Hence, they didn’t put any restrictions on the quantity for online purchases.
If he couldn’t deliver the supermarket’s daily ordered quantities in the morning, it would an breach of contract!
The owner of D State roast chicken wiped his sweat, on the verge of tears.
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