"Am I still human?" Aspergillus oryzae laughed coldly, "Fine, today I'll show you whether I'm still human or not!"
With that, he stepped forward and grabbed Old Ha's neck.
Old Ha widened his eyes, certainly surprised, but he reacted quickly, lifting his hands to barely grab Aspergillus oryzae's neck.
Then…
The two of them looked like they were playing, moving forward, backward, turning in circles, and weakly saying, "You let go first."
This scene left everyone dumbfounded.
Including Xiao Feng, as well as Hua Ling and the little girl who had been ready for a fight.
After a mont of surprise, the little girl rolled her eyes and said, "Fighting like this is rather unrefined, why don't we settle this another way?"
"What thod?" Hua Ling asked, full of suspicion.
The little girl pointed at Old Ha and Aspergillus oryzae, "Let's see who can guess first who will give in and let go."
"Ha, do you think I'm stupid?" Hua Ling said with a look that saw through everything, "They're both your people, of course, they'll let you win."
"We can secretly decide our choices without letting them know, can't we?"
"This..."
"Stop hesitating, if you don't dare, just say it."
Unconvinced, Hua Ling said, "Don't try to provoke . I just think it's pointless, winning or losing, so what?"
"That's easy. If I win, you have to bow to and respectfully say, 'I'm sorry for making you angry.' The sa goes in reverse.
And let's agree in advance, the winner has the right to choose whether to take photos or videos while bowing, and the loser can't object."
Hua Ling thought for a mont, then nodded heavily, "Deal!"
The words were naturally overheard by Old Ha and Aspergillus oryzae.
Despite feeling speechless, they couldn't help but wonder, what if the little girl lost, how will life be afterward…
Thinking of this, Old Ha pushed Aspergillus oryzae to the base of the wall and whispered, "Aspergillus oryzae, ease up a bit!
Whether one of us wins or loses no longer matters, what's important is letting that little girl win."
Aspergillus oryzae glanced at the little girl and Hua Ling walking out the door and said irritably, "You don't need to tell that, the problem is how can we do it."
"Follow my lead, play along, and until we're sure who our little lady has chosen to lose, don't decide the outco."
"Why should I listen to you?" Aspergillus oryzae raised an eyebrow, obviously unwilling.
Old Ha snapped, "At this point, you're still competing with ?
If you think my way doesn't work, co up with one yourself."
As he spoke, Hua Ling and the little girl ca back in.
Aspergillus oryzae had no ti to argue with Old Ha, moved forward with force, pushing Old Ha toward the courtyard.
However, the strength in his hands was significantly reduced.
"How did you two choose?" Xiao Feng asked curiously.
The little girl replied righteously, "Brother Xiao Feng, to ensure fairness, we can't reveal our choices until there's a winner."
"You don't trust even ?"
"Of course not!" The little girl shook her head, denying it, "If I don't trust Brother Xiao Feng, then there's no one in this world I can trust.
I'm not telling you because I'm worried so people might renege after losing."
Hua Ling snorted, "I never do such shaless things, but you, don't deny it after losing."
The little girl didn't reply, she brought a chair, turned her back on Old Ha and Aspergillus oryzae, and sat at the base of the wall, facing the wall.
"What are you doing?" Hua Ling naturally followed her, needing to keep an eye on her to avoid being tricked unknowingly.
"This is to dispel your doubts and eliminate your excuse for cheating.
Because if I watch them fight, if you lose, you could completely say I signaled them."
Hua Ling looked up and down at the little girl's back, thinking to herself that the other really had so skills, actually guessing her thoughts.
Turning her head to look at Old Ha and Aspergillus oryzae "scuffling" together, she also brought a chair, sat at the base of the wall, facing the wall, keeping a distance of more than three ters between herself and the little girl.
Old Ha and Aspergillus oryzae were sowhat on the verge of collapse, they genuinely wanted to favor the little girl, but the issue was having the will but not the way.
Could it be that this play had to go on indefinitely until the little girl gave a signal?
"Don't just stand there, eat first," Xiao Feng said to Lone Wolf and the others.
Everyone ate while watching Old Ha and Aspergillus oryzae perform their fight, all holding back laughter.
Xiao Feng turned his gaze to the little girl and Hua Ling. From what he knew about the little girl, since she dared to propose this thod, she must have the confidence to win, let's see how she'll perform next.
Ti passed second by second, the little girl yawned and asked without turning her head, "Aren't you done yet?"
Hua Ling was also a bit impatient, "Is this a fight? Why is it taking forever?"
Xiao Feng joined in, "When old people fight, this is how it is."
"Brother Xiao Feng, this morning I saw a poodle fighting a German shepherd, guess who won?"
"Do I really need to guess? Of course, the German shepherd wins."
"Correct!
It was indeed the German shepherd that won against the poodle."
These words, although not loud, were enough for Old Ha and Aspergillus oryzae to hear.
Old Ha thought for a long ti, and his eyes brightened, "Admit defeat."
"Get lost!" Aspergillus oryzae cursed angrily, "Why don't you admit defeat?"
"Did you really not get it, or are you playing dumb?" Old Ha lowered his voice and explained, "A German shepherd fighting a poodle, did you think those words were spoken for nothing?"
"What does this have to do with us admitting defeat?"
"Of course it's related!" Old Ha quickly said, "You forgot, last ti we argued, didn't I compare you to a poodle?"
Aspergillus oryzae thought for a mont and raised an objection, "By that logic, it should be a husky or a pug fighting with the poodle."
"Huskies and pugs, both nas have 'ha' in them, using that to make a point would be clearly telling them we're cheating!"
Old Ha quickly cut to the chase, "Stop the nonsense, admit defeat quickly, if there's a mistake, I'll take full responsibility!"
Shortly after, Aspergillus oryzae fell to the ground with a "thud", pointing at Old Ha, "Damn it, after all these years, you actually went for the kill?"
With these words, the little girl's eyes lit up, "Is the result out?"
"Strictly speaking, I guess not yet," Lu Yao answered.
As soon as she finished, Aspergillus oryzae shouted, "Fine, you're ruthless, I admit defeat today, from now on, I don't know you."
Hua Ling turned abruptly, "Admit defeat already?!"
While the little girl showed the smile of a victor, these two didn't let her down after all.
Once this is over, she'll have to reward them well.
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