Xiao Feng first took a turn around the house, looking as if he was seriously thinking about how to set up the place to surprise Lin Jiaxuan.
However, as soon as he spoke, his true intentions were exposed.
"Leave a crack in the door, put a bucket of water or a basin of flour on top, the idea is for it to fall as soon as soone opens the door from outside."
"Also, let's dig a trap under the threshold. Little Xuan might not be that skilled, but she's trained a bit, so without a backup plan, it's not foolproof that she'll fall for it."
"Then there's the beam, we set up a chain chanism, so that after the first trap is triggered, a pillar swings down imdiately after."
With a look of longing, Xiao Feng said, "Imagine this, Little Xuan steps in, falls into the trap, and gets drenched like a drenched chicken, doesn't have ti to react before a pillar from the beam sends her flying into the yard—just perfect!"
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"..." The little girl.
"..." Lu Yao.
Seeing the odd expressions on their faces, Xiao Feng seed confused and asked, "Why are you all looking at like that? Is my plan not enough?"
"It's not about being enough," Lu Yao forced a smile and said, "it's just that the direction of your plan is off. We're trying to make a surprise, not a scare."
Xiao Feng pondered, "Hmm… what you've just said makes sense, surprise surprise, can't just have the 'surprise' without the 'happy'. I'll modify the plan."
After thinking for a while, Xiao Feng said, "So, after Little Xuan gets knocked into the yard, I'll put a bucket over her head, and we'll all rush in to give her a good slap and beatdown.
The key mont cos when Little Xuan takes the bucket off her head in anger, we'll roll out the pre-prepared cake and sing her a birthday song all together.
I guarantee, with this plan in motion, Little Xuan will definitely be moved to tears."
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
"..." Lu Yao.
"..." The little girl.
Ti seed to freeze at this mont as the three of them realized that Xiao Feng had no intention of seriously helping with ideas.
The little girl put down the pen and paper, pouting and complaining, "Xiao Feng brother, what kind of idea is that? Even if Xuanxuan ends up in tears in the end, it wouldn't be because she's touched, but because of our beating."
Xiao Feng retorted, "What a great idea! First surprise, then delight, step by step leading Little Xuan to… Hey, what are you pushing for? I'm honestly trying to help you all with suggestions."
The three of them did not listen to Xiao Feng's explanation further and directly pushed him out the door.
At that mont, a familiar voice sounded from behind, "Now I finally see clearly, how deceitful the human heart can be."
"Little Xuan, you heard everything I said just now?" Xiao Feng turned back to ask.
Lin Jiaxuan said expressionlessly, "Not missing a word."
"What a sha," Xiao Feng, not feeling guilty at all, said, sounding rather regretful, "that such a well-balanced plan of surprise and delight was discovered by you prematurely."
Lin Jiaxuan, unlike the usual where she would lose her temper, looked up at the night sky and asked, "What ti is it now?"
Xiao Feng glanced at his phone, "It's 11:59."
"It's almost a new day."
The tone of this conversation brought about an incredibly complex feeling.
Hearing sothing amiss, Xiao Feng imdiately asked, "What are you planning to do?"
"Nothing much," Lin Jiaxuan smiled and said, "Just tell my sister, Shihan, and Lu Yao thank you for . I'm going to give them this surprise first."
With that, she sprinted towards the corner.
Xiao Feng was completely caught off guard by this scene, reacting a second too late.
However, he quickly realized what Lin Jiaxuan was up to and hurriedly rushed to catch up, trying to stop her.
Nonetheless, he was ultimately a step too slow.
Seeing the opened jar in the corner, Xiao Feng imdiately understood that the Eternal Darkness Flower had been consud by her.
"How are you feeling?" Xiao Feng crouched down, holding Lin Jiaxuan's shoulder and asked.
Lin Jiaxuan didn't answer because she could no longer speak, waves of intense pain seed to strike from the depths of her soul like a relentless tide!
Under such an intense level of pain, Lin Jiaxuan's face turned beet red instantly.
"Puh!"
A mouthful of blood was spat out, splattering Xiao Feng's face and body with blood droplets.
Lin Jiaxuan could no longer maintain her standing posture and fell directly towards Xiao Feng.
"Damn!"
Xiao Feng reflexively reached to catch Lin Jiaxuan, his heart filled with chaos.
However, at this mont, no matter how much he cursed, the other party probably wouldn't hear it, only leaving him exasperated.
By this ti, Lin Jiaxuan was already unable to hold back her cries of agony.
Because this pain was truly a thousand tis stronger than being stabbed or shot, far beyond what she could endure.
At the next mont, she released her clenched teeth and bit into Xiao Feng's arm.
"Crunch!"
"Ahhhhh!"
Xiao Feng's expression twisted with pain, cold sweat swiftly covered his forehead.
He regretted wearing such thin clothes; if he had dressed like Uncle Nine or Sun Shijie, wearing a big coat or a down jacket, it wouldn't have hurt as much.
anwhile, as Lin Jiaxuan bit into Xiao Feng, she thought to herself, "Was that him shouting just now? This feels quite good!
Hmph!
That's what you get for always giving nicknas, it's your couppance!"
Her thoughts stopped there as her consciousness started to blur, as if her "body defense system" had been activated.
Simply put, when experiencing unbearable pain, the brain's central system forcefully cuts off consciousness, causing a person to faint instantly.
"What's going on?" Lin Zhiyan was the first to rush out.
Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and said in annoyance, "Are you blind? Your sister is biting , didn't you see?"
Of course, Lin Zhiyan saw it, but the question is, why was her sister biting Xiao Feng?
"She took the Eternal Darkness Flower," Xiao Feng took a deep breath and said, "and told to thank you all; this was the surprise she prepared for you."
"What!"
Lin Zhiyan, the little girl, and Lu Yao exclaid in unison.
anwhile, the neighbor next door had already sat up in bed.
Turning on the light, getting out of bed, then packing up belongings.
"Why are you up in the middle of the night? What kind of madness is this?" the wife frowned, angrily asked.
"Packing up, moving," the guy said decisively as he kept moving, "I can't live another day like this. If you don't want to move, you can stay here on your own."
"Alright, you're getting bold now, huh?" the wife flipped the blankets off, rolled up her sleeves, and got out of bed, shouting, "If you dare to move, see if I don't scratch your face flowers!"
"I don't care if I get disfigured, I'm not dying of fright here."
"You dare call yourself 'I', I'm gonna fight you to the death ahahahaha!"
Without any prelude, a wrestling match between the couple ensued.
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