"Yo, Lao Sun, is this the birthday gift from your last disciple?" An old man stood up, pointing at the box being carried by four people and asked.
"That's right, that's right." Sun Yiyang nodded as he walked to the main seat.
Soone else asked, "What's inside?"
"I don't know either, you can see, it hasn't been opened yet." Sun Yiyang casually replied.
As he spoke, Sun Yiyang climbed the steps and, after adjusting his tie upon standing, said, "First and foremost, thank you all for taking the ti out of your busy schedules to co and support .
Actually, although it's said to be a birthday celebration for , everyone knows that I'm not soone fond of formalities. The other main purpose of this banquet is to give everyone a chance to gather.
At this age, to put it bluntly, it's like eting less and less, maybe this ti is the last one..."
Just as he finished speaking, an old woman with glasses next to Sun Ze stood up, looking quite displeased.
"Grandma, don't get upset. It's grandpa's birthday today; he can say whatever he wants." Sun Ze hurriedly said, trying to calm her.
The old woman, nad Du Yunping, is Sun Yiyang's wife.
She wore a gray cheongsam, looking very plain, forming a stark contrast to Sun Yiyang's bright red suit.
Du Yunping snorted coldly and angrily said, "That old fool, I wrote the speech for him and even had him recite it to last night, yet he still embarrasses like this.
Really, what he just said, is that even sothing a person should say?"
"..." Sun Ze.
I have no response to that.
Although he also thought what Sun Yiyang said about eting less and this perhaps being the last ti was inappropriate, especially at a birthday banquet.
But after all, he's his grandfather, and it's not his place to criticize as a junior.
Luckily, most people present were old friends of Sun Yiyang and understood his way of speaking, and Sun Yiyang didn't say anything else objectionable, so Du Yunping let it go.
After talking for a good half an hour, Sun Yiyang, looking quite unsatisfied, had to stop speaking.
Firstly because he was out of words, and secondly, if he continued, people below might start to protest.
After all, they ca to attend a banquet, not to listen to Sun Yiyang give a speech.
"Alright, Lao Sun, open the box and let us see what your last disciple gifted you, shall we?" Soone suggested.
"That's easy to handle." Sun Yiyang picked up the microphone and waved his hand, saying, "Unwrap the box!"
Soone imdiately opened the box, revealing not only a large packaging box inside but also several sets of clothes.
Sailor suits, maid outfits, even flight attendant uniforms were included, almost covering all tastes of otaku fans.
Sun Yiyang stared wide-eyed, unable to understand what these things were; were they clothes bought for him?
The person who unpacked the box evidently realized it wasn't ant for a man and hesitated, asking Sun Yiyang, "This box...should we continue to open?"
"Open it, why not." Sun Yiyang replied without hesitation.
"Don't open it, don't open it yet!" Sun Ze shouted as he rushed to Sun Yiyang's side on the stage, speaking urgently, "Grandpa, we can't open it anymore."
It's not like Sun Ze had X-ray vision and already knew what was inside.
The main issue was that pink-colored hardboard package, combined with those uniforms, was too suggestive.
At least at this mont, the expressions of many young people present started to turn strange and expectant.
"Lao Sun, co on, open it up and give us a look." Soone urged.
Feeling a bit embarrassed, Sun Yiyang shoved Sun Ze to the side and resolutely said, "Continue opening!"
Next, it was easy to open, as the hardboard packaging box was a slide-and-pull type, divided into upper, middle, and lower sections.
By simply sliding the cardboard aside, they could see what was inside.
Sun Ze felt utterly helpless, Zhao Guo'an, Zhao Guo'an, don't you dare do anything stupid!
The first part to be opened was the upper hardboard.
And just as it was pulled open, everyone present was stunned. What followed were screams from the won, and even so timid ones had already run from their seats, causing chaos.
Because, what appeared before their eyes was the head of a long-haired woman, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and very defined facial features, almost indistinguishable from a real person at first glance.
However, upon closer inspection, it was clear that it was a mannequin, albeit an extrely lifelike one.
"Ahhhhh! It scared to death! It scared to death!" A woman cried, still in shock.
"What kind of thing is that?"
"Never seen one? Well, you're still underage, you'll understand when you're older."
Amidst the discussions, many young n had guessed the truth.
On the steps, Sun Yiyang's face turned beet red, gritting his teeth and said, "Continue opening!"
He certainly understood by then what it was inside but still held on to a sliver of hope, or rather a mindset of 'might as well', thinking maybe Zhao Guo'an did this on purpose.
Perhaps, when they removed the second board, they'd find it full of gold and diamonds?
Even if not gold or diamonds, anything else would do.
But Du Yunping couldn't stand it anymore and slamd the table, "Old fool, aren't you embarrassed enough already?"
"Ignore her, keep opening." Sun Yiyang said impatiently.
"Crack!"
The second hardboard was pulled open, and once again, everyone was left speechless.
The blinding sight was simply overwhelming!
"Impressive!"
"That's gotta be a G-cup."
"Where did they buy this doll? It looks so real, just wonder how it feels."
But just as these three were about to continue their discussion, they suddenly felt soone staring at them from behind. Turning around, they were greeted by their wives' unfriendly glare.
Instantly, the air turned tense.
The three exchanged glances, their eyes showing panic, helplessness, and fear, with a hint of regret.
If only they hadn't spoken so carelessly.
Seeing this, Du Yunping trembled with anger, unable to speak, and fainted sideways.
With Du Yunping's fainting, the entire scene spiraled out of control, with even so hot-tempered couples directly starting a brawl, causing wine bottles and plates to fly everywhere.
"Lao Sun, we've certainly seen sothing today, what an eye-opener."
Below the steps, the old n holding civilized sticks shook their heads, sighing.
"Get out, get out, all of you get out, I don't want to see any of you!" Sun Yiyang cursed, rushing to check on his wife.
Sun Ze frowned, his eyes showing contemplation.
He didn't believe Zhao Guo'an would dare to do such a thing; there might be a misunderstanding here.
But regardless of whether there was a misunderstanding or not, Zhao Guo'an was done for this ti, awaiting what Sun Ze would most eagerly want to happen.
Of course, it would have been even more perfect without this eye-popping gift incident.
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