Driving back to Jinyue Garden, Xiao Feng went to Zhao Guo'an's house next door.
As soon as he entered the living room, he saw Zhao Guo'an tied to the sofa, struggling while singing, "Lang lou yu pian sai xue fa, ying ye de ni dong ma..."
Lin Zhiyan glanced at Xiao Feng and said, "You're finally here, take a look at what's going on with him?"
"Has he been singing like this the whole ti?" Xiao Feng asked in surprise.
Zhen Jinghan interjected, "Yes, he hasn't stopped at all, and he's been singing in Cantonese.
We've tried a lot of thods, scaring him suddenly, splashing cold water, even slapping him, but nothing worked."
Sun Shijie also said, "His pulse is normal, the problem isn't physical."
"Since it's not physical, it's ntal then." Xiao Feng pondered, "Could it be that last night's incident affected him?
Logically, it shouldn't be, last night's incident was nothing compared to old Zhao's past experiences.
I think we should just knock him out first and see what's going on when he wakes up."
"Absolutely not!" Sun Shijie shook his head, "Knocking him out without knowing the problem could cause more issues.
If there's no better solution, we'll just have to let him sing for now."
Xiao Feng contemplated for a while and said, "Let go back and get the Human Skin Drum, maybe it might help."
Lin Zhiyan and Sun Shijie both nodded in agreent; the current situation was like crossing the river by feeling the stones, any thod that could potentially help Zhao Guo'an was worth trying.
Soon, Xiao Feng brought the drum. Without needing a reminder, everyone covered their ears instinctively.
Walking up to Zhao Guo'an, Xiao Feng waved his hand in front of his eyes, but Zhao Guo'an had no reaction, completely lost in his world of music.
Xiao Feng placed the drum by his ear and struck it forcefully.
"Dong!"
In the living room, the faces of those covering their ears changed, as they felt a strong sense of nausea and dizziness.
anwhile, on the sofa, Zhao Guo'an's body stiffened, his eyes cleared, he glanced around, looked down at the ropes tied to him, and asked, "What are you guys doing?"
"What do you an, what are we doing? What on earth are you doing?" Xiao Feng replied irritably.
Zhen Jinghan pounced on him directly, her fists pounding on his chest, complaining, "You scared to death."
Zhao Guo'an looked bewildered, like he had blacked out from drinking and woke up to a changed world.
Lin Zhiyan helped untie the ropes on Zhao Guo'an, while Xiao Feng handed him a phone, "See for yourself."
Rubbing his sore shoulders and arms, Zhao Guo'an took the phone and saw himself singing, and in Cantonese no less.
"Hiss..." Zhao Guo'an gasped, patting his forehead hard, saying, "Everyone, stop talking, let think."
After a long while, Zhao Guo'an's eyes widened, "I rember, last night after my shower, I went to fix my tooth, but the pain was so bad I couldn't sleep, so I started researching drugs."
"So, you used yourself as a test subject?" Xiao Feng questioned suspiciously, not believing Zhao Guo'an would be that harsh on himself.
Sure enough, Zhao Guo'an shook his head like a rattle drum and said, "Of course not, bla it on the sudden gust of wind.
It was already dawn, halfway through my research. I opened the window to get so fresh air, but as soon as I ca back, a gust of wind blew in.
I was caught off guard, got a face full of powder, and then I knew nothing."
Xiao Feng nodded knowingly, curious, "What were you trying to research?"
"A colorless, tasteless drug that can make people behave crazily for a certain period and is hard to detect." Zhao Guo'an said earnestly.
Xiao Feng chuckled dryly, "If that's the case, your research was pretty successful. Make a few samples when you're done."
"Sure," Zhao Guo'an readily agreed, "Just help test it out and see if the drug only makes people sing and dance."
...
After the false alarm, Xiao Feng returned ho to find that everyone was not as leisurely as he imagined.
Du Qingyue and Jiang Yixin were busy with the wedding dress shop preparations, Lu Yao was sitting in the yard coding, while the little girl was practicing Whip Technique.
"Why the sudden hustle?" Xiao Feng asked with a smile.
The little girl wiped her sweat, panting, "It's to deal with that idiot Hua Ling. When we et next, I need to give her a good whipping.
Dare to ss with , hmph!"
As she spoke, she habitually reached for the whip.
"Watch your hand!" Xiao Feng quickly reminded her.
The little girl looked down, realizing that she was holding a Flower Vine covered in thorns instead of a whip.
A mont later, like showing off a treasure, the little girl said, "Xiao Feng brother, you don't know, this Flower Vine is amazing, look at that iron pot."
"Clang!"
A sound like tal striking tal echoed.
The iron pot, which had already been split in half by the little girl, was further divided, and judging by the motion, it didn't seem like she used much force.
Xiao Feng was montarily stunned, praising, "This thing is truly impressive!"
"Impressive as it is, the only downside is that it's not very portable, but hey, nothing's perfect in this world, inconvenient it might be." The little girl consoled herself.
After she finished, she suddenly rembered sothing and grinned foolishly, "I'll use this Flower Vine to thrash Hua Ling until she's disoriented in the wind, see if she dares to cross again!"
Xiao Feng shook his head, amused, but thinking about the upcoming confrontation with Hua Ling, he felt a surge of motivation.
Even if it's for nothing else, he had to fight for the dignity of a man!
This ti, losing was not an option!
At that mont, the phone in his pocket vibrated.
Xiao Feng glanced at Lu Yao, who was engrossed in coding, and then at the little girl who was intently flicking cans off the wall, and quietly stepped outside.
Looking at his phone, he confird the old saying, "Speak of Cao Cao, and Cao Cao arrives."
The call was from Hua Ling.
Xiao Feng answered the phone, and Hua Ling's voice ca through with an exasperated tone, "Big brother, can you calm down a bit?
Yesterday it was an incident on the highway, today it's a brawl at an intersection, you really know how to stir things up!"
"I'm just as frustrated!" Xiao Feng replied, sounding troubled, "People love to ss with , I can't even dodge them."
Hua Ling said angrily, "I can't handle these daily accountability calls, if you ss up again, I'll have to fire you."
"Fire if you must." Xiao Feng shrugged indifferently, asking, "By the way, do you have any info on the guy who rear-ended ? You must know sothing."
"I only know very little, his last na is Ma, like the 'wind blows the grass, and the cattle and sheep are seen' Ma." Hua Ling responded.
"..." Xiao Feng.
He really wanted to ask if she was deliberately ssing with him.
'Wind blows the grass, and the cattle and sheep are seen,' where the heck is the Ma in those words?
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