"Are we overdoing it a bit?" Jiang Yixin couldn't help but frown at the store entrance sealed off by trash.
Xiao Feng laughed, "Rember when they dumped garbage at our door? What were you thinking then?"
"I wanted to beat them up!" Jiang Yixin replied honestly.
"Exactly." Xiao Feng said casually, "If soone respects an inch, I return a foot, and this logic works both ways.
If they dare to dump a little trash on , I'll pile up a heap for them.
If they dare to dump a heap, then I'll block their door completely!
Honestly, playing these dirty tricks, I've never been scared by anyone."
Jiang Yixin covered her mouth and snickered, "That's because none of them are as crafty as you."
"Hmm?" Xiao Feng wasn't pleased, "Are you interested in experiencing just how crafty I can be?"
"No, no, no." Jiang Yixin hurriedly shook her head and dashed back into the store.
The spectacle attracted quite a crowd to watch and take photos.
But it was tough on the cleaners who took almost two hours to clean it all up.
Black Cat, along with two of his subordinates, stord over, only to find Xiao Feng had been waiting outside for quite so ti.
"Damn it! If I don't show you so colors today, you really won't know the severity of the situation."
Speaking this, Black Cat swung a stick toward Xiao Feng, the montum alone was pretty formidable.
Xiao Feng remained calm and kicked out as Black Cat ca within a ter of him.
"Bang!"
"Ah!"
Black Cat scread and fell to the ground, sliding quite a distance due to the force of the kick.
The two subordinates stopped in their tracks upon seeing this, turning to aid their rolling-over boss on the ground.
"Cat Brother, are you okay, Cat Brother?"
"Should we call an ambulance?"
Black Cat was nearly losing his mind; he squeezed out a few words through clenched teeth: "You two... get up there and fight!"
"Oh, okay!" Both nodded simultaneously, picking up sticks that had rolled nearby, and charged forward.
Xiao Feng crossed his arms and watched them with a smile, showing no hostility or tension.
This fearless deanor made the two hesitate inside, especially recalling how their boss was kicked flying, leaving them uncertain.
"You two—like chewing sunflower seeds, right?" Xiao Feng asked cheerfully.
Just then, an electric three-wheeler pulled up, carrying two full baskets of sunflower seeds, each half a person's height.
The delivery guys struggled to unload the baskets, placing them outside the Wind, Flower, Snow, and Moon store.
Xiao Feng turned his head and shouted inside, "Shihan, bring out two chairs."
Within half an hour, the front of the store was packed with curious onlookers.
Many were filming the teary-eyed pair munching sunflower seeds, creating a lively scene.
And with so much attention, the custor numbers were no problem; captivated by the outfits in the window, the crowd began to walk in.
The little girl and Jiang Yixin warmly greeted and introduced the products, securing nearly ten orders by noon.
"Qingyue, make sure you give my commission; more than half of the morning's orders were personally closed by ," the little girl said proudly.
"Don't worry, I've got every single one noted down," Du Qingyue replied with a smile.
The little girl bead, "I can earn money myself now."
Outside, Xiao Feng glanced at the almost defeated sunflower seed pair, complaining, "It's been hours, yet you've only eaten so little?
Keep going in the afternoon."
Tears stread down their faces as they begged, "Please let us go; our tongues are numb now, and our throats feel like they're on fire, burning fiercely."
"No way!" Xiao Feng feigned surprise, "For seasoned seed lovers like you, overheating wouldn't happen; you clearly haven't had enough. Keep going until the fire subsides."
The corners of their mouths twitched wildly, knowing they would probably be dead by the ti the fire subsided.
...
At noon, Lin Jiaxuan transford into a delivery worker, bringing lunch for everyone.
Xiao Feng glanced her over, suspiciously comnting, "Little Xuan, you seem to have grown taller?"
"Huh?" The little girl walked over and stood beside her, excitedly noting, "Really! Xuanxuan, do you rember when we last compared heights, you were at my waist, and now you're almost at my chest."
Lin Jiaxuan froze, and soon a joyful expression appeared.
Before she could speak, Xiao Feng worriedly interjected, "Just afraid your head's growing, while your arms and legs aren't.
If your height and limbs end up seriously disproportionate, that's a severe atavism... although, wait, aren't ape arms and legs pretty long?"
"Are you calling an ape?" Lin Jiaxuan glared angrily.
Xiao Feng replied sincerely, "My concern is valid. Seriously, let ask you: how's your tailbone doing?"
"What do you an?"
"Any itchiness or pain?"
"No!" Lin Jiaxuan snapped, annoyed.
Xiao Feng pondered, "Growth usually happens quietly—let check for any signs of a tail."
"Are you being openly shaless now?" Lin Jiaxuan scoffed, stepping back two steps.
Just as Xiao Feng was about to speak again, Xue Nuofu's phone call interrupted him.
"Co back; the person I invited is here."
"So efficient?" Xiao Feng was surprised but agreed, "I'll head back now."
This ti, Xue Nuofu defied his usual inefficiency, greatly surprising Xiao Feng.
Based on his previous estimations, this would take at least half a month, but it ca surprisingly quick.
However, since they've arrived, a eting was essential.
"What's going on?" Du Qingyue asked.
"Old Xue's invited expert has arrived; I need to head back," Xiao Feng briefly explained.
The little girl blinked, confused, "What expert, I didn't know?"
"You'll find out tonight when we're back," Xiao Feng said, hastily finishing his al, and called to Lin Jiaxuan, "Let's go, Little Xuan."
"You think I'll just go because you say so?" Lin Jiaxuan raised an eyebrow, "I'm staying right here!"
Xiao Feng shrugged indifferently and stepped out.
Getting Little Xuan to serve tea, massage, or knead shoulders was impossible, but running errands or delivering lunch seed promising.
...
In Jinyue Garden, Xue Nuofu eyed an exceptionally handso man before him, sternly stating, "Don't let down."
"Don't worry, my reputation as Neng Ren isn't just based on bragging." The self-proclaid Neng Ren replied with confidence.
However, his next words went off track.
With a mischievous smile, Neng Ren raised his thick eyebrows and asked, "Interested in catching a movie and dinner tonight?"
"Sure, unless you wish to die!" Xue Nuofu retorted icily.
In fact, he didn't know Neng Ren well and had no habit of clarifying his gender to everyone he t.
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