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Now reading: Chapter 1000 - 458: Chocolate That Tastes Like Poop and Poop from The Most Random System, a Fantasy novel by Fallen Antenna.

December 30th, Monday.

"According to folklore, ’A son should be like Sun Zhong Mou’ isn’t Cao Cao praising Sun Quan. The real aning is ’That one must raise a Sun Quan’, and it’s actually cursing him."

"Tsk, that’s not a wrong translation, but if you ask , a son should be like Bai Bufan!"

"The dragon has nine sons, each different; Bufan has two rows of ’naitou,’ if you ask , he’s the real deal."

Lin Li, who just entered the classroom and heard this, found it hard to keep a straight face.

Bufan’s racial advantage is still too strong.

Indeed.

Two rows VS two, the advantage is mine!

But if you really count it, Bao Wei has the bigger advantage, since dogs usually have 8-12, but pigs are generally in the 12-18 range.

"Why are you staring at my chest? It’s kind of creepy, Lin Li!" Sensing soone’s gaze, Zhou Baowei shrank and looked at him warily.

"Bao Wei, what’s your blood sugar level?"

"Why are you asking that?"

"I want to know if the ’nai shui’ you produce in the future will be sweet or not."

"...Lin Li, it seems surströmming mixed with cow intestine soup is a mild dish in your eyes."

When people are extrely speechless, they tend to laugh. After a brief silence, Zhou Baowei gave a thumbs-up with great difficulty and offered his appraisal.

For the first ti, he admired soone else in terms of food.

Lin Li is the real gourt, knows how to eat.

Returning to his seat, listening to the chat from the back row, Lin Li examined the blue bead on his wrist.

A new product that refreshed this morning.

[Water-Repelling Pearl: Held in the mouth, it allows you to breathe underwater and move as if walking on land.

When carried on the body, this effect will slowly transfer to the wearer, and once completely transferred, the Water-Repelling Pearl will turn into an ordinary bead.]

The price isn’t too expensive, 150 System Currency per bead. Lin Li thought about it and decided to buy one.

After testing it, when holding the "Water-Repelling Pearl" in his mouth, Lin Li found that water no longer felt like "water", but like a different kind of air. Whether with open eyes or breathing, there was no discomfort. The oppressive feeling of water pressure completely disappeared, and the vision was not obstructed by waves.

It seems like it could be useful in so situations, so it’s a worthwhile purchase.

After morning self-study, it’s the Monday class eting.

The class eting discussion naturally centers around tonight’s New Year’s Eve party and tomorrow’s carnival.

The carnival mainly involves arranging supplies.

After all, whether it’s the ice needed for making slushies or the fruits, or the raw materials and soup base for the hot pot, most aren’t convenient to store in the classroom in advance and need to be brought in on the morning of the event.

And this important task naturally falls to Xue Jian, the only headteacher, and Lin Li, the only day student.

Xue Jian will use his own car to handle the bulk, while Lin Li is responsible for the minor parts and subsequent supplies.

Teacher and student united, they can cut through steel!

The carnival, just you wait and see. This is the blood-pumping friendship and twilight bond between , Lin Li, and Old Jian!

"After the third period in the afternoon, I’ll co over to distribute the phones to everyone, then wait for the school’s broadcast notification, and line up according to instructions to move to the field. The seating areas are already marked out," Xue Jian continued.

The evening party is unlike a sports event; everyone needs a chair to sit on. The seats in the Arts Building aren’t enough, so everyone needs to bring their own chair to the field.

With all classes carrying chairs, it will inevitably be overly crowded. So the school will use broadcasts to manage the flow and direct the students.

"There’s one point about the phones I need to ntion."

"The school has allowed everyone to bring their phones this ti. The intention is genuine, wanting everyone to participate more fully in the New Year activities, making it easier for you to take photos and record these youthful monts. Please understand that it is not intended for gaming. Make sure everyone is clear on this!"

"I have to especially emphasize that during the grade eting tomorrow afternoon, if anyone is caught playing gas with their phone, the phone will certainly be confiscated. Don’t co pleading with later, saying you’ll promise not to play anymore."

According to school rules, once confiscated, the phone must be collected at the end of the sester, and I won’t help you get it back early."

"Of course, we understand everyone’s feelings. So, during tonight’s party or tomorrow’s carnival, as long as you’re not blatantly playing gas, most of us teachers will be understanding and consider it a special case, turning a blind eye."

"However, I must emphasize this,"

"If you’re unlucky enough to encounter particularly strict teachers from other classes or grades who are on duty or patrolling, and they see you playing gas, and they confiscate the phone according to the rules, then you can only bla yourselves.

The system is the system. You can’t assu it shouldn’t be enforced just because other teachers don’t enforce it. I’m giving you the harsh truth upfront; if it must be confiscated, it will be, and you can bla no one but yourself. Keep this in mind and weigh it carefully."

In response to Xue Jian’s emphasis, although everyone internally disagreed, they naturally wouldn’t argue and maintained a quiet listening attitude.

"I understood your hint, teacher. You’re ugly, and you said it first," Lin Li’s voice unexpectedly ca from the corner: "Then I’m handso, and I say it last: Rest assured, we will abide by it."

The class paused and then burst into restrained laughter.

Xue Jian: "(•́へ•́╬)!"

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