"Bufan, I know the next thing you’re going to ask is, after impersonating the teacher, what do we do?"
"Hehehe."
"It’s simple. If nothing unexpected happens, there should be quite a few people in the classroom playing on their phones instead of watching the New Year’s Eve show. So, let’s test your knowledge, as soon as the two of us appear, and seriously confiscate their phones, guess...what will happen?"
This was indeed Lin Li’s plan.
Returning to the classroom to play on the phone during the show is like cheating on a small exam. It’s definitely wrong, but if you try to stop it as a student and scold them, it seems ddleso, like looking for trouble.
Especially tonight, it’s even less appropriate. After all, if a teacher catches soone cheating, they’d definitely intervene, but for playing on the phone tonight, most teachers, like Xue Jian, would just turn a blind eye and not make a big deal out of it.
At most, they’d just say a few words.
As for the task "give a small punishnt to make them scared and not dare to do it again," it’s almost impossible.
Forget fear—maybe they’ll even curse at you.
As for the "Duck Blood Bottle" absorbing and transferring fear, Lin Li doesn’t think it ets the system’s requirents because it doesn’t tackle the root problem. It’s even too supernatural and might cause a commotion.
Therefore, Lin Li initially thought he must abandon his student identity, and as long as he ’becos’ a teacher, there’s much room for operation for this task.
Bai Bufan: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!!"
As Lin Li spoke halfway through, Bai Bufan was already laughing.
Damn!
Just imagining the scene made Bai Bufan feel he couldn’t hold it in.
Bastard, damn Lin Li is a bastard.
Honestly, it’s so cheeky, but it sounds fun as soon as you hear it.
"Roger that! Let’s do it! Damn, haha—"
The rustling sounds of changing clothes in the booth beca clearer. Clearly, Bai Bufan was in a hurry to change clothes.
Soon, the booth door was opened.
When he saw Bai Bufan’s current appearance, Lin Li also understood why he was laughing just now.
It’s indeed hard to hold back.
"These are all your sizes, right? They’re a bit big for , but feeling a bit looser, there’s more of that vibe, don’t you think?"
Bai Bufan walked to the mirror, looked at his image, and couldn’t stop smiling.
No sadness about destroying his image, only admiration for his attire.
"Yes, they’re all my sizes," Lin Li tossed the small pillow and hair gel over:
"Equip the stomach pillow, and style the hair upward. Our naturally falling hairstyle clearly isn’t middle-aged, too off-screen."
"OK, OK." Bai Bufan nodded, starting to perfect his image.
"By the way, Lin Li, where did you get all these things?" While perfecting, he looked at Lin Li through the mirror and curiously asked.
"This morning, when I heard Old Jian emphasize no phone gas, I thought this might co up tonight. So I specifically went out this afternoon to prepare,"
Before Bai Bufan asked further, Lin Li continued:
"I prepared two sets because I like having a Plan B. If one disguise fails, I can change it at any ti."
"Damn, you planned this far ahead, predicted it in the morning, impressive," Bai Bufan said, shocked while styling his hair, "This revelation is as shocking as when I found out Zhongli faked his death back then."
Lin Li chuckled.
The truth is certainly not like that.
In reality, these clothes were what Lin Li took out from the "Fire Separation Sword Nourishing Gourd."
Ever since he realized, during the preliminary match of the academic intelligence cup two weeks ago, that his large gourd couldn’t even produce a hat, he ordered many things that night to enrich his portable wardrobe.
Not only these mature outfits, but Lin Li can even pull out won’s clothing in his size from the gourd now.
But only one set was prepared.
As for Bai Bufan’s outfit, it was cobbled together from other scattered pieces.
Since he’s the main focus, Bai Bufan’s slightly less mature attire isn’t a big problem.
"OK, finished." Bai Bufan put on a mask, looked at Director Bai in the mirror, and couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
"There’s only one briefcase, you take it."
After giving the final gear to Bai Bufan, Lin Li indicated it was ti to leave the restroom.
The sleeping dragon is ready to co out!
"Bufan, don’t walk with a straight back; slightly hunch and clasp your hands behind you."
"Roger that, Brother Lin!" Bai Bufan followed instructions religiously.
"Don’t speak in your original voice, speak steadily." Lin Li said seriously, "Also, use job titles when working."
"Roger that, Lin Plant." Bai Bufan quickly fell into character, speaking deeply.
The two left the restroom one behind the other.
Without specifically heading to the freshn teaching building, following a brief conversation, they directly began patrolling the senior sophomore’s second floor.
Most of the four classes on the second floor were empty; the only two students seed not to be playing on their phones but rather had co back for sothing and quickly headed off to the playground again.
"Hello, teacher." This pair politely greeted Lin Li and Bai Bufan as they passed by.
"Mm."
After the girls left, Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a glance, their eyes full of humor.
First signs of success.
The two walked upstairs, and finally, in the senior sophomore ninth class, they found their target—
"Help , help , the enemy jungler is coming for ."
"Do you want to admire my lady’s dance moves!!"
"Damn, our jungler is aweso."
"Buffalo? Where’s the buffalo?"
Three chairs, either left behind or excessive, surrounded the back row circle. Three students in uniforms sat on them, phones together, screens horizontal, shouting passionately as they played.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a look, subtly adjusted their expressions, and pushed the door open.
Unknown if it was due to being engrossed in playing or just thinking classmates returned, even though Lin Li’s door opening was loud, none of the three looked up as Lin Li and Bai Bufan approached them.
Lin Li tapped one person’s shoulder.
No reaction from the other party.
Bai Bufan’s eyes lit up, stopped Lin Li, moved forward, and patted the student’s shoulder: "It’s ."
The boy turned impatiently: "Who the heck are you?"
Bai Bufan OvO: "I’m the heck Xue Jian."
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