"..."
Article 196 of the Hammurabi Code stipulates that if a free man destroys another free man’s ear, then his own ear should also be destroyed.
At present, even the extremists who hear Lin Li’s remarks would feel that Lin Li is a bit too extre, to the point where his family needs to hire a specialist.
But Bai Bufan and others thought about it carefully, and according to Lin Li’s logic, it actually made sense.
—Different techniques are used to make instrunts comfortable. The more skilled the techniques, the more adept the oral skills, the better the instrunt’s sound will be. If too much force or inexperience is applied, the instrunt won’t feel pleasure and will only make unpleasant screams.
If you use too much force, it might even break.
F*ck, this is like porn, right?
"What’s up, why are you all looking at like that?"
Sensing the sowhat silent atmosphere, Lin Li looked around with a "confused" inquiry.
"How should I put it, being able to say sothing like that makes it seem like you’re the type of person who would have this conversation at the hospital:
Doctor: "We have a B-scan."
Lin Li: "Really?"
Doctor: "Really, where’s the pregnant woman?"
Lin Li: "Either way is fine."
Doctor: "? I’m calling security."
Lin Li: "Either way is fine."
Doctor: "Amazing."
Lin Li: "Either way is fine."
Bai Bufan shook his head in disdain.
Yang Bangjie also weighed in, nodding:
"Indeed, being able to say sothing like that makes it seem like you’re the kind of person who would search on Taobao for ’Sweetheart Weapon, Tenga Flagship Store, UPKO, cwcourogesdom, Feimu, Iroho, Huahua’s Ho, Yiran, Zuiqingfeng, Yexingxing, Kistoy, Ansheng Qingsu, Yeying Woman, Honey’s Color Kiss, Shoujo’s Beautiful Ho, Waisho, Xiaomami, Manyan, Romfun, LooloLuna’, and then start soaring after clicking into the product page."
All the people who were originally looking at Lin Li with disdainful eyes suddenly turned their attention to Yang Bangjie after he said that.
"Old thing, you’ve finally decided to bring out the fire techniques, haven’t you?"
Bai Bufan acted the fastest, imdiately taking out his phone, yet within this genuine intent, he couldn’t find the words and could only look at Yang Bangjie pleadingly:
"Bro, say it again, I didn’t rember a single one."
Yang Bangjie: "Sweetheart Weapon, Tenga Flagship Store..."
It’s hard to imagine such a class, talking about musical instrunts one second, then naturally gathering together to study lingerie shops the next.
And because of the choppy internet on the playground, they even worked in teams, each person searching different shops and loading different images, aiming for maximum efficiency.
The most united class ever.
But after only a brief view, Zhang Haoyang, who deserved to be shot the most in Class Four of Senior High, scoffed:
"Tsk, why are all the buyer shows those kind of big sisters? Why aren’t there any lolitas?"
Everyone heard this and tacitly shot Zhang Haoyang disdainful glances, even knowing he’d choose the smallest bullet to get shot.
No, according to Zhang Haoyang himself, he’s not a loli-con; he just happens to like characters who just happen to be lolis.
"Hey, what’s with those looks?!"
Zhang Haoyang felt a bit embarrassed being stared at and argued back angrily:
"Guys, honestly, isn’t it traditional for us Chinese to like lolis? Think about it, in ancient tis people got married around 14-16, which proves that from ancient tis to the present, we have loli bloodlines, our great China is a country of loli heritage!"
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with a calm expression: "Assistant, adjust the voltage, prepare to start the electricity."
Bai Bufan nodded calmly: "Got it."
"Don’t electrify, don’t electrify! You guys know, the smartest animals only have intelligence equivalent to 7 or 8-year-old humans, but they can take good care of their young. I an, even kids can be qualified mothers!"
Zhang Haoyang argued with a serious face.
Wang Ze couldn’t take it anymore: "Just go ahead and zap."
Qin Zeyu nodded: "Forget adjusting the voltage, just start, rember to connect them in series, that way the voltage is higher."
Li suddenly brightened up, cleared his throat with a calm voice tinged with slight lancholy:
"That year, Zhang Haoyang was 8, the girl was also 8, Haoyang confessed with a waterlon-flavored lollipop, but got rejected."
"That year, Zhang Haoyang was 28, the girl was also 28, the girl confessed with the sa waterlon-flavored lollipop, but Haoyang rejected her."
"Haoyang and the girl haven’t changed."
"The girl still likes money."
"Haoyang still likes 8-year-olds."
"What a tragic story, people always et the right person at the wrong ti, truly regrettable."
Zhang Haoyang: "(゜▽゜)?"
First to burst out laughing uncontrollably instead turned out to be Zhang Haoyang himself, then he proudly stroked his chin:
"Hmm, that might be true, tsk, girls, they’re old past 8."
"Oh, co on, how could it be, Haoyang, you’ll never be rich." Bai Bufan sneered, pouring cold water.
Bai Bufan didn’t want any more wealthy friends around, his fragile soul couldn’t take such a blow.
"Yeah, co on, how could it be, Haoyang, you’ll never have anyone confess to you." Qin Zeyu also sneered, pouring cold water.
Qin Zeyu didn’t want any more romantic couples around, his fragile soul couldn’t take such a blow.
Zhou Baowei: "I also want a waterlon-flavored lollipop."
Though this wasn’t pouring cold water, Bao Wei was just simple-minded, he just craved it.
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