This backstabbing doesn’t even need rehearsing.
"Wang Ze, quickly check the surveillance! I want to plead to the heavens, distinguish loyalty from treachery!" Lin Li’s eyes were wide open with rage.
"Check what? Isn’t the truth already out?" Xue Jian paused his actions and glanced over.
Lin Li: "?"
What does "Isn’t the truth already out?" an?
The skies of Nansang Middle School went completely dark.
Xue Jian didn’t pay attention to Lin Li’s bewildernt, stopped holding back the paynt code, instead pressed the corner he had withheld back down, and then said:
"Lin Li, if you enjoy collecting paynts, use your own account. But rember, if the class collects one dollar less, your self-critique will be extended by a thousand words, the sa goes if there’s one dollar more."
Lin Li: "?"
The important thing now isn’t whether there’s justice in Nansang Middle School or if there’s still any light in the world—if one dollar is missing, my critique expands by a thousand words?
One thousand words per dollar, even slaves would call the plantation owner kind.
What’s most excessive is why should it increase even if there’s one dollar more?
While Bai Bufan’s eyes lit up: "I’ll contribute ten dollars!"
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
What the heck are you contributing ten dollars for right now, so sort of redy?
"Bufan, contributing ten dollars, you an if money is missing, you’ll use that to cover for , right?" Lin Li gently asked.
"Yes, that’s correct." Bai Bufan smiled warmly.
"Correct my ass! You’re just trying to ss with !" Lin Li roared, gripping Bai Bufan’s collar through the window.
"Look, you knowingly ask—it makes you an insincere child~" Despite his brain being shaken to mush, Bai Bufan still playfully teased.
"Alright, stop shouting and yelling. Anyway, this task is yours now, pay attention yourself."
Xue Jian didn’t bother watching dogs fight, didn’t wait for Lin Li to rebut anything, and directly walked into the classroom, signaling not to trouble him.
"Bai Bufan, you’re simply inhuman."
Seeing everything had settled, Lin Li relaxed his grip, glaring at Bai Bufan through clenched teeth.
"Serves you right for ssing with in the bathroom last night." Bai Bufan giggled.
"But I’m already trying to be more human," Bai Bufan quickly added:
"I originally planned to hang up your side account’s paynt code, because that would seem more real, and I didn’t expect Old Jian to discover so soon; I intended to guide everyone to notice and attack your code after the festival started."
Using a side account indeed seems more genuine than using the main account directly, because directly using the main account is too obvious. With a side account, guiding people to find out the account belongs to Lin Li themselves, people tend to trust what they discover themselves more.
Bai Bufan’s calculating mind is insanely ticulous.
Bai Bufan regretfully sighed: "Too bad your side account’s nickna is so inappropriate, brother did it for your image, hence using your main account."
Lin Li scratched his head upon hearing.
The side account was called "Shang Yang" over the weekend, but now it’s renad to "Milk with sugar is sweet, you forced to say it’s salty," definitely unsuitable to be made public.
Lin Li: "Thanks."
Bai Bufan: "You’re welco."
This is called thanking Bufan for preserving his dignity.
Lin Li: "But I still need to give you a good beating."
Bai Bufan: "Wrong, dude."
This is called settling accounts squarely.
Everyone spent so more ti arranging and preparing the class, then when it was near the expected start ti, the school building’s broadcast announced so notes, followed by the official start of the festival.
Lin Li and the group needed to man the third class, positioned in the morning’s middle slot, so they could freely move for now.
"Do you plan to go anywhere?" Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan.
No intention of eting up with Chen Yu Ying or the "others" now.
Firstly, Xue Jian is still present, secondly, the girls have their destinations to visit; there’s no need to spend the entire morning together.
They can et later, or after their shift to stroll together.
"Yes, I just saw Class 14 doing a café, and I’m feeling a bit sluggish, ha—"
Yawning is quite an odd thing; seeing others yawn makes you want to yawn, thinking about yawning increases the likelihood, Bai Bufan just happened to let out a yawn:
"So I’m thinking of grabbing a coffee to wake up, what do you say, want to join?"
"Sure, let’s go." Lin Li naturally didn’t mind.
Agreeing, they started walking upstairs.
Stopping subconsciously at so shops, they spent a little more ti.
Finally, they reached near Class 14.
"Tastes so good you’ll shout with praise! Maid (Butler) Café! Co quick!!"
The words on Class 14’s sign.
Whoa, so uniform play.
Reflecting the sign’s words, there was a maid dressed at the front door, a butler dressed at the back door.
The butler happened to be an acquaintance of Lin Li.
Du Hansi.
The outfit shouldn’t be custom-made, probably provided for many people in rotation; therefore, it’s a standard dium size, making it look much more comical on the reasonably tall Du Hansi.
"Hey, Hansi." Lin Li greeted.
"Damn, Lin Li," already feeling miserable in a maid outfit, running into a friend, Du Hansi’s voice sounded even more despondent, "seeing in this outfit, damn."
"Why the tone?" Lin Li warmly approached, when close enough, touched Du Hansi’s butt, quietly asked:
"Hansi, want to play a little ga of ’tip and tap’ with ."
Du Hansi: "?"
Bu Hao! That’s Lin Li pretending to be Wang Ze.
"Nah, nah." Du Hansi seriously took half a step back.
"Great!" Lin Li joyfully and gratefully looked at Du Hansi.
"I said I’m not willing!!!"
Lin Li raised an eyebrow, his voice suddenly calm with slight puzzlent:
"Nonsense, why would it be called a strong and healthy ga if you were willing?"
Du Hansi: "(゜▽゜)?"
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The eighth iteration of the Dung-Moving Group has been established.
The sixth lasted 26 days, the seventh 25 days, this ti, 24 days, we will definitely win!
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