"Yo, Bufan, you’re awake too. Have you had breakfast?"
Back at the hostay, Lin Li greeted the disheveled Bai Bufan.
"Just woke up, not hungry yet. Besides, lunch will be soon, might as well snack a bit." Bai Bufan yawned as he said.
"There’s toast on the table you can eat, I left it just for you." Lin Li said.
Chen Yu Ying secretly glared at Lin Li, and said it wasn’t for Bai Bufan.
h h h.
That was Lin Li’s response with his eyes.
"Not eating." Bai Bufan rejected at light speed.
"Then don’t." Lin Li was indifferent.
"Then I’ll eat." Bai Bufan quickly grabbed a slice and stuffed it into his mouth, hmm, definitely not poisoned.
Lin Li charged forward with a hand chop, shouting: "Before Bao Wei died, he left a pouch saying he observed Bufan has a rebellious streak at the back of his head, will surely rebel, must be dealt with first to cut the root of trouble, seems he was right."
"He didn’t even invite to the feast when he died, true inhumanity." Bai Bufan ran around the hostay with toast in his mouth.
"How’s my outfit? Press 1 if it’s good, gouge your eyes out if it’s not." Ding Sihan stomped down the stairs, asking Lin Li in the middle of the chase.
Black cropped pants paired with a white chiffon top, tucked into the pants, the high-waisted design highlighting leg proportions, seems Ding Sihan knows how to show her strengths.
Yet Lin Li stopped the chase, sat on the floor, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth: "Eyes, I’m sorry!!"
"No need, dude! No need! Just press 1!" Bai Bufan ca up to block Lin Li at this mont, eyes tearing up.
"No, it’s got to be the eyes!"
Ding Sihan: "..."
Hehe.
These two guys really deserve it.
"Lin Li, you’re really sothing." Ding Sihan praised.
Lin Li ceased his act, cautiously watching Ding Sihan.
"Even though you have a ntal illness, most of the ti you can behave like a normal person, you’ve done well." Ding Sihan continued.
Lin Li was no longer cautious, nodding appreciatively: "It’s all thanks to Bufan’s good teaching."
Bai Bufan: "?"
The few people who just woke up, considering the ti wasn’t exactly early, all made the sa choice as Bai Bufan earlier, none planning to have breakfast, opting instead for so snacks, planning to have brunch later.
"Just teaching cycling? So dull and boring to teach this." After Chen Yu Ying went upstairs, Ding Sihan transford into a gossiper and asked Lin Li what they were doing outside. After getting an answer, she replied uninterestedly.
"What do you think I went out to do?" Lin Li sneered.
Before Ding Sihan could answer, Bai Bufan inexplicably blurted out: "When I grow up, I will beco a gardener, working hard to nurture."
This was a bit too suggestive, so Bai Bufan didn’t get the jelly he wanted, instead, Lin Li gave him a big slap as a reminder.
Chen Yu Ying ca down the stairs again, having changed back into a dress, although now it was a dium-length white dress with gray polka dots, not the sa as yesterday’s.
Lin Li: "1111."
"What’s going on? What are you 1-ing about?" Chen Yu Ying asked in confusion after hearing Lin Li.
Ding Sihan glared at Lin Li with a black line across her face: "Now you know how to press 1?"
Using the sword of the previous dynasty to praise the officials of the current one, huh?
Lin Li heard, looked at Ding Sihan, said nothing, and started gouging his own eyes out.
Ding Sihan: "?"
Silence speaks louder than words.
This ti it was Lin Li’s turn to be chased by Ding Sihan.
Anyway, they planned to visit the beach at Shanting, so ultimately they decided to have lunch a bit further away.
After leaving the hostay, the three noticed the electric scooter at the door.
"This is my ride, so you just need to call a car, send the address, I’ll ride there directly. Bufan, if you want to sit behind , that’s fine too, I’ve checked, Shanting allows passengers as long as everyone has helts."
Lin Li said coolly.
"Where’d you get this?" Bai Bufan asked in surprise, touching the scooter, then sincerely asked Lin Li: "I’m planning to get an electric scooter soon too, so can I ask where you usually keep it and the keys?"
"Are you buying it? You’re just stealing, and you think you qualify to buy a scooter? You’re a bottom-tier scum in society, go spend a buck to ride a kiddie ride and ask what daddy’s daddy’s na is."
Lin Li sneered.
As for Lin Li, usually he preferred driving Rolls Royces and Bentleys, when going out with friends it was Porsche, and when taking girls it was Ferrari, but, well, he loved joking now.
"I’ll rember this sneer, Lin Li, when my true identity is revealed, you’ll bow and apologize to ."
Having been insulted, Bai Bufan did the classic crooked-mouth Dragon King covering his cheek after a slap gesture, speaking word by word.
Lin Li suddenly laughed:
"Identity reveal? Outside 10,000 people shout in unison: ’Let the God of War co forth!’, mother-in-law shocked: ’Who is the God of War?’, and at this ti, you, the good-for-nothing son-in-law in their eyes, Bai Bufan, stood up, walked out under the astonished gazes of everyone."
"Yes, yes, exactly that feeling." Bai Bufan agreed, giving a thumbs up.
"Not done yet, just as you walk outside, at that mont, the 10,001 people shout in unison: ’Let the God of War co forth!’"
"Crap! So I’m just the dog under the master’s command after all?" Bai Bufan burst into laughter first.
"I’ll ride your backseat, even if I take the co-driver’s seat, it’ll still be awkward with just them left." Bai Bufan whispered.
"Alright, here are the keys for you, I’ll go ride with them." Lin Li imdiately patted Bai Bufan’s shoulder, gratified.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Can you act like a human being?"
"Better to ride." Lin Li knew what mattered.
"Screw you."
However, although Lin Li had a sharp tongue, he was honest at heart, but Bruce would be breaking the law by driving, so it ended up with Lin Li taking Bai Bufan to the lunch spot.
"Lin Li, do you think our lives are like grilled sausages, lying around long-term, flipping occasionally, high in fat, prone to bursting under pressure, not very healthy, cheap, complex in composition?" Passing a sausage stand, Bai Bufan asked.
"Wrong." Lin Li, riding the electric scooter, shook his head.
"Explain what’s wrong?"
"It’s only you, not . My life is shiningly bright right now, so don’t ask , a Warrior of Light, such dark questions." Lin Li smiled brightly.
There’s even a pretty lady asking to watch the sunrise.
So bright.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Crap."
"But, speaking of Warrior of Light makes mad, there was this guy nad Dagu, darn it, he borrowed my light, I didn’t know better as a kid, too naive, lent it out, and led to a life of darkness later on."
Bai Bufan sighed at this, the more he thought, the angrier he got:
"And that’s not all, another guy nad Kakarot, took my energy too, great, adding insult to injury, my life utterly ruined.
These villains tricking kids are really horrible, rotten to the core."
Lin Li slightly decelerated, leaned closer to Bai Bufan for a sniff, then nodded:
"Indeed, you have the scent of discounted rolled egg fried rice with free trendy Chinese packaging material, black disposable liquid spoons, an unnad boxed drink, plus a 0.01 yuan grilled sausage from following a shop."
"Damn, your words are so hurtful, especially since they’re all true, I want to jump off."
"Let speed up, ensure your jump leads to death." Lin Li twisted the handle, the scooter picking up speed instantly.
Bai Bufan imdiately clutched Lin Li’s waist, face full of fear.
"Slow down, damn it."
"When really letting you die, you’re unwilling." Lin Li laughed.
Despite low driving experience, high cha index resulted in great skills, Lin Li slowed right away.
Safety first, it’s the skilled swimrs who drown.
Facing Lin Li’s sneer, Bai Bufan stayed silent, suddenly reaching forward to hold Lin Li tightly.
Dumbfounded, Lin Li: "..."
"Hmm~~ Big brother, if your girlfriend knew how close we were, wouldn’t she be angry, brother?" Bai Bufan pressed his cheek against Lin Li’s back.
This final "mua" was the straw that broke the cal’s back.
Fear transferred to Lin Li’s face.
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