"Why?" Ding Sihan was still cautious.
"Because girls who love to laugh don’t have bad figures. Joy lifts the cup," Lin Li explained.
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Who the hell told you that ’joy lifts the cup’ ans this kind of cup! Lin Li, quickly order a bunch of bullets, it’s urgent!" Ding Sihan angrily threw the sofa cushion or pillow at Lin Li while reaching out in a mock plea.
"No way, you rejected it yourself before." Lin Li shook his head with a smile.
What is this urgency, Lin Li still doesn’t know?
"Then lend so money, I’ll pay you back right away." Annoyed, Ding Sihan continued to reach out.
"You want to pay back with bullets to my forehead, right? No way, hahahaha." Lin Li chuckled and refused.
After saying that, Lin Li looked at Chen Yu Ying, who was giggling on the side, and solemnly shook his head: "Class monitor, you better stop laughing, I personally think you’re just fine right now, but if you really want to lift it up...that’s fine too."
Long live big chests! Hooray! Loyalty!
Chen Yu Ying: "?"
"Pervert! Don’t say it again!" The flush that had just receded suddenly ca back with a swish.
Pillow 1 by Lin Li’s side.
"Here I go, here I go." Seeing this, Bai Bufan assud it was his turn to be attacked and then retaliate, raising his hand eagerly while holding a pillow with the other ready to throw it at Lin Li’s head.
"Do you want to have a pillow fight with ?" Lin Li scoffed at the idea, pointing to the pile of pillows around him, showing off his ammo stockpile.
Bai Bufan blinked, realizing he seed to have only one pillow.
Darn it, Lin Li won’t retaliate against the other two, but against him.
So Bai Bufan decided to negotiate: "Lin Li, do you know what pillow fights have in common with black people?"
"The harder you fight, the more cotton there is?" Lin Li thought before responding.
"Exactly, considering these pillows aren’t ours, let’s cease fire." Bai Bufan nodded, putting down the pillow, "It would be bad if we ruin them."
"Okay."
Coach Shi, coming over with the bill, happened to hear this sentence: "..."
You two are just having too much fun.
Then who the hell is going to make up for the part of the rit I deducted?
...
At the club, the four took more photos and bought so souvenirs for mory before planning to head back the sa way.
"Lost again, where did it go wrong."
On the subway, Bai Bufan looked at a couple across from him, an unattractive guy with a pretty girl, and sighed in dismay.
Hearing Bai Bufan, Lin Li, whose hearing had surpassed normal people, hesitated after capturing the keywords and then spoke: "Bufan, have you ever thought that they might be from the sa dormitory?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
Bai Bufan leaned in to listen and suddenly realized that the pretty ’girl’ was actually speaking with a male voice!
Song Luping once said that so technicians may not be good at massage techniques, but just speaking can make people comfortable.
This ’pretty girl’ might look great but makes people uncomfortable when speaking.
As for whether they’re comfortable or not when speaking, that’s yet unknown.
"So you lost because Bao Wei refused to be a ’male girl’." Lin Li concluded.
"Why Bao Wei! Can’t Tianming or Ze Yu do it? I can’t accept a feminized Bao Wei!! Won’t it still be Bo Gang!" Bai Bufan whispered in frustration on the subway.
"All good."
"Darn it, n becoming feminine, won becoming childish, children turning dark, dark people picking cotton, what’s going on in this world."
However, knowing the truth didn’t make Bai Bufan feel better; instead, he sighed more deeply, expressing such sentints.
Lin Li sighed upon hearing this too.
Because Coach Shi couldn’t hear this, Lin Li felt it was a pity.
Dinner was still at the sa restaurant; they ordered the two dishes the four liked most at lunch and other dishes they couldn’t experience due to serving size at noon, which made for quite the experience.
Plus, the faucet in the n’s restroom was repaired, said to be the result of two custors filing anonymous complaints one after the other at noon, showing good efficiency.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan gave thumbs up to those two custors and also to the restaurant.
Since the high-speed rail tickets were purchased in advance, the four didn’t stay in Pingjiang and headed to the train station, ready to return to Xiling.
"Hope Lin, the Great, keeps it up. I want to go to Disney next week, preferably abroad, thank you." While waiting for the high-speed rail at the departure level, Ding Sihan smiled as she spoke.
"You want to go to Disney? Xiaodingding, do you want to see if I look like Disney?" Lin Li retorted upon hearing this.
This was Wu Min’s signature move.
Master of mimicry!
When Lin Li asked her for sothing as a child, she would beco like it.
"You want a summoner for the Digimon? Lin Li, look at your mom, does she look like a Digimon?"
"You want to eat the crab from whatever? Lin Li, see if your mom looks like this crab?"
Lin Li would typically reply, "No, looks like an incompetent mother who abuses children."
Then Lin Li would use his backside to hit the feather duster hard, demonstrating the power of his rear.
Ding Sihan took a serious look and replied completely differently from what Lin Li imagined:
"Hey, Lin Li, what you just said really does make it look like it, otherwise why is there a Prince here?"
Lin Li: "?"
ᓖ뮤?
"Hahaha darn it, Ding Sihan, you’ll say anything to get a freebie!" Lin Li couldn’t hold it when he found Ding Sihan didn’t change her tune, but sincerely praised.
What drove the kid to this extent, saying such things.
"What do you an, it’s all sincere." Ding Sihan said sincerely.
Lin Li was touched: "But I’m broke."
Ding Sihan was also moved: "Poor ghost, scram."
Lin Li laughed, pointing at Ding Sihan.
"Later, do your best. Actually...anyway, if there’s an event, I’ll call you all."
Lin Li stroked his chin, initially prepared to speak, but hesitated for a mont and refrained from saying what he had intended.
Inviting the "three dogs" for checkups next week...would it seem crazy?
This craziness isn’t just ntal, it might make them think sothing’s physically wrong too.
Dammit, when we’re all high schoolers then, will they go for ultrasounds together?
Lin Li thought, when the day cos, if he supports Bai Bufan to line up outside the ultrasound room, people will definitely look at him strangely, right?
"Bufan, are you interested in going to the hospital?" Lin Li still asked tentatively.
"Why go to the hospital?" Bai Bufan asked, surprised.
"Heard there’s an ultrasound." Lin Li couldn’t hold his laughter after saying it, "Darn."
Wait, darn, this ’darn’ seems to make his words even more nonsense.
"...Pregnant, huh." Bai Bufan managed to keep a serious face while asking.
"That works too." Lin Li accepted the answer, keeping a straight face and nodding.
"Hahahahaha darn it! Beastly!!"
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