The countless words finally converged into one decisive phrase.
The moral compass and sense of humor of Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, and Lin Li were clashing.
The sense of humor won outright, and morality was instantly defeated.
It must be that the humor was too strong, not that the morality was too weak, definitely.
Thus, the three exchanged a glance, just one look, and erupted into deafening laughter.
"Wang Ze! Amazing! You started with zero fras!"
"Good news, you have a real fangirl now, bad news, she might be gone now."
The joys and sorrows of people do not connect; Wang Ze only felt they were sowhat noisy, so people are alive, but actually dead inside.
Wang Ze walked step by step towards the railing, lifting his left leg.
"No! Don’t do anything rash!" Lin Li on seeing this was startled and rushed over imdiately.
"Careful of your phone!"
After snatching back his phone, Lin Li took a deep breath of relief.
Slightly calm, Lin Li concernedly asked his phone, "Dear phone, are you alright? It’s my fault, I shouldn’t have entrusted you to others, almost got you to elope with soone."
Wang Ze, still maintaining his leg-raised posture: "..."
Your mom.
Lin Li, that bastard.
"Lin Li, I heard ingesting poisonous mushrooms can kill. So if I eat them on purpose, does that an I won’t die?" Wang Ze retracted his leg and opted for another thod of demise, expectantly saying, "Co, co, serve so raw Amanita, I must eat my fill today!"
What a desperate vibe.
Seeing this scene, the three stepped forward and patted Wang Ze on the shoulder, "Condolences."
"Everyone faces death, either as light as a feather or as light as a feather." Bai Bufan also said mournfully.
"Damn it, Bai Bufan, you’re the one who should die the most, yet you’re laughing at ! What should I do?! Damn it! Ahhh! Give back my innocence! My senior! Senior! No, it’s not just my senior, my life at Nansang Middle School is completely ruined too!"
Wang Ze knelt on the ground, pounding the earth in agony, wailing miserably.
"No, quickly go explain yourself, instead of barking here." Lin Li kicked Wang Ze in the butt, "If barking worked, Bufan wouldn’t have been useless ages ago."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Right, right!" Hearing this, Wang Ze swiftly took out his phone, operated for a few seconds, then covered his face with both hands again, "It’s over... she not only deleted but also blocked ."
"Then give your QQ number, I’ll add her and explain for you." Lin Li said on hearing this.
"Alright, alright!" On hearing this, Wang Ze quickly copied his QQ number and sent it to Lin Li.
The mission to save Private Wang Ze was urgent.
The other party swiftly accepted Lin Li’s friend request, then Lin Li used text and voice ssages to explain why Wang Ze acted this way, and forwarded the chat logs between Wang Ze and the gummy bear as evidence.
Under the joint explanation of the four, the senior also understood the truth, not only unblocked and added Wang Ze back, but also contacted the confession wall to delete the post that had been published.
Since Lin Li had just seen it after posting, the post wasn’t up for long and didn’t have many likes, it shouldn’t turn Wang Ze into the talk of the town.
He could still live.
"Saved—" Watching the post disappear, Wang Ze leaned weakly against Zhou Baowei, exhausted, "Thank heavens."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a glance.
Lin Li raised an eyebrow: Did you save it?
Bai Bufan nodded, then gestured: Saved, you?
Lin Li nodded: Saved it too.
The silent ssage was conveyed, and the two exchanged a smile.
Zhou Baowei watched this scene and gave Wang Ze a comforting pat on the shoulder; this kid was happy too early.
"Wang Ze, strike while the iron is hot, say you want to make up for this misunderstanding by inviting her to a al or tea ti, develop from there, this is a real senior, not Bai Bufan." Not in a rush to use the screenshot, Lin Li poked Wang Ze and suggested, "Do you still want to dump trash in the river?"
"Eh?! Oh right, right!" Having narrowly escaped death, Wang Ze, startled from illness, sat up suddenly and began typing on his phone.
"She said she felt embarrassed, deleted without asking much, said she’d prefer to invite , what should I say now, should I insist on inviting her? Guys, any advice?" Half a minute later, Wang Ze looked up at the other three, seeking advice.
Bai Bufan: "This senior is actually willing to spend money on you? She’s a charr, not suitable for you, Wang Ze, let say a mother’s word, deleting her would be best."
Zhou Baowei: "What are you eating, can you take with you?"
"Who says you can only ask once, say you both owe each other a al or tea, each invites once, that way you can agree to her invitation this ti, and the initiative is in your hands for the second ti, allowing for free play." Lin Li thought and answered.
"If you like her, be serious about the invite, if she’s not your type, just go through the motions."
Wang Ze widened his eyes, kicked aside the useless Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, walked up to Lin Li, rubbed his eyes, and looked over several tis.
As if eting him for the first ti.
"Damn Lin Li, you can actually do this? So you are actually a hidden romance pro? Not a lifelong single?" Wang Ze asked in surprise.
"Isn’t this just basic emotional intelligence, dummy." Lin Li scoffed.
"Strategist, Pri Minister! Please bestow ’A Departure from Shu’ to ! I promise to follow it as loyally as Ah Dou!" Wang Ze acknowledged.
"If you have Liu Chan’s attitude, then it’s not impossible to impart all knowledge." Lin Li stroked an imaginary beard.
"What do you an?" Over there, Zhou Baowei began to chat, asking the nearby Bai Bufan.
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