"Hello, class monitor, hello, uncle. Now... what exactly is going on?" Bai Bufan, completely clueless about the situation, didn’t dare to make big movents even when rubbing his stomach, and carefully asked.
Chen Yu Ying: "..."
Honestly, she also found it hard to figure out the current situation.
But today was definitely a happy day.
Yay.
"Yingying, do you all know each other? Is this... a girl?" The woman next to Chen Yu Ying tugged at her arm, looked Bai Bufan up and down, and asked in a hushed but curious voice.
But Bai Bufan was standing not far from them, heard it clearly, and was dumbfounded.
(;☉_☉)?
What do you an I’m a girl?
Bai Bufan didn’t wait for Chen Yu Ying to explain. He imdiately bypassed the two and ran up to Lin Li.
"Hey, pregnant lady, don’t run like that, don’t hurt the baby in your belly," an enthusiastic pregnant woman in the corridor, seeing herself in the sa boat, shouted concernedly to the running Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"I’m not a pregnant woman! I’m a man! A man!"
Unable to bear it any longer, Bai Bufan loudly explained before running up to Lin Li, grabbing Lin Li’s collar and pulling it up. Then, in a cold voice, he questioned:
"Lin Li, what kind of trap did you set for again? What kind of damn persona do I have this ti?"
He originally wanted to curse, but considering there were many pregnant won here, Bai Bufan felt he had to be a bit more civilized.
When in doubt, first question Lin Li, nine tis out of ten it’s right.
Unfortunately, this ti his empirical way went wrong. Lin Li rubbed his temples and looked at Chen Zhongping not far away: "You’re asking ? I want to ask her dad, the class monitor’s."
"Dad, what nonsense are you talking about!" Chen Yu Ying also thought of the culprit, raised her hand, and slapped it hard on Chen Zhongping’s back, slightly annoyed and dissatisfied.
Chen Zhongping chuckled awkwardly.
He ca to his senses and realized that what he just said was a bit extre.
But, well, seeing Lin Li, his worries heightened to the max.
This isn’t just any hooligan; this is Lin Li!
Last ti he saw this guy, he had taken his daughter out for a whole day of play. The ti before that, it was his daughter who took Lin Li out for nearly four days.
The forr was Lin Li’s fault, the latter even more so, damn Lin Li’s fault, utterly unforgivable.
And seeing Lin Li sitting at the ultrasound room door with no other adults around, just holding a test report, clearly not here with family, assuming he got soone pregnant seems totally objective and reasonable, right?
It was too reasonable.
Just with a tiny bit of subjective emotion mixed in.
And Lin Li stood up and walked together with Bai Bufan towards Chen Yu Ying and others.
"Why the hell were you clutching your stomach? And with the class monitor’s dad shouting like that, everyone thought you were a pregnant woman I brought along!"
Having already explained a bit of the situation to Bai Bufan, Lin Li lowered his voice and gritted his teeth.
"What the hell? How can you bla ?" Bai Bufan’s voice dropped even lower, looking sowhat distorted due to his extre frustration, "I’m hungry, okay? I was just about to say ’I’m so hungry, when are you done so we can go have breakfast’!"
Isn’t it normal to rub my stomach when I’m hungry? Who’d have thought they’d mistake for a pregnant woman?
And do I look like a pregnant woman? Am I even capable of that? Or is it sothing you did? Are these won crazy? Could they really be that stupid for three years after having a baby?"
Bai Bufan felt genuinely wronged.
"Even a gunship could account for gender differences; who dares assu you’re not a pregnant woman." Lin Li sighed.
The two of them had already reached Chen Yu Ying and the others, and they all headed toward the corridor seats on the other side of the T-junction.
Continuing the conversation here was inappropriate and blocking the way.
"Hello, uncle, is this... auntie?" First greeting Chen Zhongping, Lin Li then glanced at the slightly visibly pregnant woman before looking at Chen Yu Ying and tentatively asked.
"Not my mom, it’s my aunt." Chen Yu Ying explained.
"Oh, aunt, hello." Lin Li and Bai Bufan greeted her upon hearing this.
So aunt ant she is Chen Zhongping’s sister, and since they’d already called Chen Zhongping uncle, calling her auntie wouldn’t be appropriate, hence calling her aunt.
"Hello." Chen Shan nodded, curiously asking, "Are you Yingying’s classmates?"
"Yes." Lin Li nodded.
"Why are you here?" Chen Yu Ying curiously asked.
Lin Li, upon hearing this, didn’t look at Chen Yu Ying but instead showed Chen Zhongping the test report in his hand, pointing at the words Lin Li on it:
"Uncle, I’m here for a routine check-up, the one who needs an ultrasound later is . I didn’t get anyone else pregnant, really didn’t."
He spoke clearly and sincerely.
Chen Zhongping: "..."
Why is this kid so straightforward.
"Ahem, got it, sorry, I misunderstood a bit earlier." But Chen Zhongping is not unreasonable, he imdiately apologized.
However, knowing the truth made him feel a bit regretful.
Although learning this ’truth’ was disappointing and a bit enraging, it did co with a small thrill—finally could get rid of this kid!
He was literally ready to share this good news with Teacher Xue.
You know, for a horoom teacher, a class is like a Chinese horror film, more dreaded than having one less student is having one more student.
Especially when that student is one that the class manages to create due to their "skills", it’s truly a terrifying event that can make both the horoom teacher and school leadership lose sleep at night.
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