On the way ho, Lin Li felt like he was laughing all the way to the grave.
Though if Li Binbin knew how he was using the idiom, he would definitely make him stand at the back during Chinese class.
But who cares, this way he can show just how happy he really is.
Lin Li just wants to laugh all the way to the grave!
No wonder he uses skincare products worth tens or even hundreds every night to maintain his face, it’s really comfortable to pinch.
However, Lin Li now wonders if there’s poppy seed added to the skincare products, otherwise why would he beco addicted after pinching just twice.
Haha, in comparison.
Bai Bufan using a napkin worth a few cents every night to wipe his backside, Lin Li is too disgusted to even comnt, gross!
Even a dog wouldn’t bother, anyway Lin Li won’t.
Don’t flaunt in front of anymore, you’re an eyesore, I’ll hit you every ti I see you.
Got ho, went upstairs.
Lin Li moved the mouse, the laptop screen lit up, after a day and night of uninterrupted downloads, the waiting download queue had significantly shortened.
Because he had listed the most important items at the front, they’re all downloaded now, not planning to keep Shanqing Daoist waiting too long—though it’s probably been less than half an hour over there.
But Lin Li decided to make a trip to the Cultivation Realm tonight.
This week there’s still one more chance to use 20 system currency to go, once during the week, and once on the weekend, it’s quite reasonable.
Therefore, Lin Li shut down the computer and began tidying up and preparing things.
When the food delivery arrived, Lin Li took the items to the bathroom.
A flash of white light.
[6.29.59]
An additional half-hour was added.
"Young friend, you finally returned?"
Lin Li hadn’t even clearly seen the scene before him, when Shanqing Daoist’s expectant and joyful voice ca over.
He must have been keeping an eye on the spot he left from.
Placing the supplies he had brought on the ground, Lin Li nodded and smiled, saying: "Yes, Grandpa Shanqing, I’m back, I shouldn’t have been gone long right?"
"Not long, less than half an hour," Shanqing Daoist nodded, then shook his head with a sigh:
"Young friend’s Innate Divine Power is extrely profound, not to ntion I tried following you out, the causality originally entangled with you that could be used for calculations earlier, has now been completely cleansed."
"Let’s consider it as the Divine Power protecting ,"
Lin Li politely gave a vague response, because he didn’t want to discuss the topic further, he imdiately changed the subject: "That’s not too important, Grandpa, don’t you want to see what I brought for you?"
"Of course, I’m just reluctant to show eagerness too overtly, it’s a bit embarrassing for my old face, trying to hold back for so dignity."
Shanqing Daoist moved beside Lin Li, curiously examining the pile of items around Lin Li, occasionally unable to resist touching, while laughing pleasantly in response.
"Grandpa, try this first, a Couch Potato Happiness al, while it’s hot!"
Lin Li handed the freshly fetched, still sealed food delivery bag to Shanqing Daoist.
"After you finish this, this bag here, is also snacks I prepared for you, all edible."
Shanqing Daoist carefully tore open the seal, retrieving the steaming hot food inside.
Looking at the text on the packaging, because it’s in simplified Chinese, after seriously discerning it he recited it:
"Huā, Lá, Sī."
Lin Li: "?"
Didn’t I order Tass T-ing, how did it beco Huā Lá Sī?
Lin Li stepped forward for a look, the bag indeed had a big "W" on it.
Probably the food delivery guy confused the order, never mind, make do and eat it.
It’s impossible to waste an opportunity, return to reality to contact the delivery guy now.
It’s okay.
Anyway, it’s not eating.
Moreover, if Shanqing Daoist gets diarrhea after eating this, Lin Li would question the true power level of this world.
Actually, Huā Lá Sī does have so good products, if a brand’s food could really serve as a reliable laxative to summon diarrhea warriors, it would have shut down long ago.
Of course, although not bashing, it’s important to rember that a fad brand must have real rit, if you eat it without diarrhea, consider your gut fortunate.
Shanqing Daoist took out the individually wrapped items inside, curiously opening them, the food delivery package was indeed excellent, hamburger, honey-baked wings, fried wings, chicken nuggets, cola.
No need for Lin Li to teach how to insert the straw into the lid because he doesn’t need it.
Shanqing Daoist waved his hand, and these foods floated up on their own, including the cola, which turned into a brown bubbly gurgling water ball, slowly flew into his mouth.
Cultivators are indeed extraordinary, even eating is so advanced, Lin Li cast an envious glance.
Coach, I want to learn this.
"Hmm~" As the cola entered his mouth, the refreshing experience made Shanqing Daoist raise an eyebrow, savor it with closed eyes before swallowing, nodding: "A nice beverage."
But the next mont, Shanqing Daoist’s expression suddenly beca stern, he pinched a finger and ford a gesture, then smirked disdainfully:
"This water dared try to resonate with my chest cavity, hoping to move the Immortal-created entity? Wishful thinking!"
Lin Li simply smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Shanqing Daoist wasn’t doubting the cola’s quality; the old man was simply too lonely, now playing with himself.
The progress bar in the task panel rising slowly is proof enough, Shanqing Daoist is indeed pleased right now.
He’s probably a playful elder by nature, likely having been the most miserable among the trio over the century.
Besides, even burping is under control, it seems there’s no possibility of diarrhea.
Suddenly feeling it’s a pity.
A grand diarrhea scene would be so rare.
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