Wang Ze: "(;☉_☉)?"
Really not?
After a brief silence—
"Damn! Lin Li, you’re heartless! You want to tear apart even the last shred of my dignity? Talk about a low blow! Birth! Damn, it’s a birth issue!" Wang Ze laughed in disbelief.
"Lin Li, can’t you hang out outside more often where there are lots of cars?"
Hearing this, Lin Li smiled.
"Wang Ze, I can already imagine the scene at your parent-teacher conference with either your dad or mom.
After they get your report card—
’Physics 7 points, Math 4 points... Biology 3 points, hey! The total score is pretty good, scoring in the 90s, thank goodness there’s hope for my son, just a bit subject-challenged’."
Lin Li pretended to hold a report card, slowly simulating it.
"Are you kidding ? I scored in the 90s for the overall score?" Wang Ze laughed and cursed, "That’s absurd, I always get about five or six hundred in total."
After all, there are ten subjects, and the total score is 1150 points.
Even if you stomp on all the answer sheets, you can score over a hundred.
As ti continued, more people started submitting their papers early, and the hallway gradually beca lively.
"Lin Li!"
"Hey! What’s up, my Sister Ding?" Lin Li responded while looking up at Ding Sihan, who was coming down the stairs, and asked.
"Finally free, do you have any plans this weekend?"
Ding Sihan stretched lazily, not tripping to her death under Lin Li’s expectant gaze, and asked Lin Li in front.
"This weekend? Saturday morning at eight I have the driving theory test, probably will finish it in less than ten minutes, otherwise I’m free." Lin Li replied.
The driving lessons were completed on Monday, and Coach Yu didn’t disappoint with the extra money, successfully getting a morning test slot.
"No problem, I’ll still be sleeping at that ti," Ding Sihan nodded and continued asking, "So Lin Li, any plans for this weekend? The tests are over, we should relax a bit."
Lin Li raised an eyebrow and replied, "Aren’t Bufan and Little Qiuqiu going ho this weekend?"
"I know, so it’s just the three of us hanging out, just checking if you had any plans." Ding Sihan nodded nonchalantly.
"Let think, this week... I did hear that next week there’s a market on Pinglu Road, with a night fair and so performances. It sounds quite fun. I was planning to ask if you all wanted to go next week weekend." Lin Li ntioned.
"Sounds interesting?" Ding Sihan’s eyes lit up.
"I think so too, so this weekend, we can try persuading Little Qiuqiu to stay on campus next week and give her phone to Old Jian." Lin Li nodded, sharing his suggestion.
"Possible... but let’s talk about next week’s plans later, what about this week?" Ding Sihan nodded and shook her head, shifting the topic back.
"Haven’t thought of anything for this week yet." Lin Li shook his head after pondering for a while.
"Useless." Ding Sihan looked disdainful and sighed, "Staying ho without knowing what to do..."
"Lin Li, you have to take responsibility for this!"
"Really?" Lin Li was stunned for a mont, questioning, "How am I responsible for that?"
"I could tolerate the dark if I hadn’t seen the light. After getting used to going out, staying at ho beca boring, and that’s your fault." Ding Sihan argued confidently.
Speechless, typical carbon-based life form thinking, truly exhausting!
"Regarding your logic, my comnt is—once upon a ti, Lin Li had a neighbor called Tie Sihan, who had a dog nad Bai Liuliu, one day Lin Li saw Tie Sihan walking the dog and he shouted—Old Tie walking Liuliu."
"..."
Ding Sihan laughed—when people are extrely speechless, they tend to laugh.
"Oh my gosh, that’s so funny." Ding Sihan made a face of disdain and scorn for the corny pun.
"If you’re really bored, should I recomnd so soap operas to kill ti?" Lin Li offered an idea.
"Sure, I might consider." A bit interested, Ding Sihan nodded.
"’My Struggle’, ’Schindler’s List’, ’The Diary of Anne Frank’, ’World War II Docuntary’, ’Persian Lessons’..." Lin Li listed them, "These are all famous soap operas with rave reviews."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"What kind of soap operas are these!"
"Berlin Brandenburg Gate kind," Lin Li raised one hand high, "West Sea!"
"Go away!" Ding Sihan shook her head speechlessly, leaned against the window at the stairway, glanced at the sunset outside, and casually spoke:
"If nothing else works... we can just randomly find a KTV to sing or a café for afternoon tea? Are you coming?"
"If you invite , I’ll co, no reason not to." Lin Li said indifferently.
"What if I don’t invite you?"
"If you don’t invite , I’ll still co, shalessly."
"What if Ying Bao doesn’t co?" Ding Sihan suddenly shifted the topic.
"Ding Sihan, are you also eyeing my body? In that case, I must report to the emperor that Consort Ding wants to have an affair with Imperial Physician Lin!" Hearing this, Lin Li imdiately hugged himself, backed into the corner, and looked at Ding Sihan warily:
"Xiaodingding, rember, once familial love turns it becos a 404 error! It’s impossible between a father and daughter, the consequences of close kinship marriage is Bai Bufan!"
"Damn, just thinking my kid could be like Bufan—" Lin Li initially looked terrified, but then suddenly turned cold, "Then I must investigate if my wife’s and Bai Bufan’s life paths have intersected."
"Hahaha, you’re nuts, Lin Li."
Ding Sihan didn’t fully understand how the conversation turned to this, dazed for a mont before laughing and cursing.
"So Xiaoding, you really want to go on a date with ? It’s not impossible; you know, I’m a pretty laid-back type, like a public bus, whoever pays gets a ride." Lin Li pondered while stroking his chin.
"At most, I’d be tempted by your body during New Year’s, look at you getting all smug." Ding Sihan disdainfully replied.
"Save those words for Zhou Baowei, they hold no power over ." Lin Li chuckled as he erged from the corner, stepping closer: "Search your heart, Ding Sihan, am I handso or not."
"Disgusting." Ding Sihan sneered.
Lin Li smiled and nodded: "Nice answer, if you said I was handso, I wouldn’t laugh."
"Huh? Why?" Ding Sihan was a bit puzzled.
Lin Li ran his hands through his hair on both sides, with a "you finally fell for it" look, then put on a serious face:
"Because when I don’t smile, I’m even more handso."
Ding Sihan: "?"
Old man, subway, cellphone.
Ding Sihan, Lin Li, Leo Flying Kick.
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