"Oh oh, see you in an hour." Shanqing Daoist grinned and nodded at Lin Li.
Then, he turned his gaze back to the computer, opened Steam, and laughed, saying, "Lin Li, Grandpa feels like I’ve gotten the hang of it, I can try computer gas now.
This... D, A, R, K... I still can’t quite pronounce it, but it’s the casual relaxation ga ’Dark Souls’ you recomnded, right? OK! Just when I’m tired from studying, I’ll play this to relax!"
Not getting a response, Shanqing Daoist turned around.
Lin Li was gone.
Huh? Didn’t he say there were still three minutes? Why did he just leave?
...
Returning ho.
Lin Li was thinking about how not to get beaten the next ti he went to the Cultivation Realm.
Hopefully, Shanqing Daoist can successfully relax.
Lin Li made a list of things that Shanqing Daoist hoped he would bring next ti, things that needed to be prepared in advance, and placed an order now.
After buying so stuff on his phone, Lin Li exited Taobao and opened WeChat.
"Lin Li: Coach Yu, can we practice driving tomorrow?"
"Yu Jian’an: Sure, morning or afternoon?"
"Lin Li: Either is fine."
"Yu Jian’an: Then co in the morning, there are more girls in the morning."
"Lin Li: ... Coach, I have a girlfriend."
"Yu Jian’an: No problem, no problem, it’s all the sa. So, morning?"
"Lin Li: Okay."
"Yu Jian’an: OK, see you tomorrow."
Gaining an extra six hours of waking ti in a day, Lin Li was already drowsy, grabbed the teddy bear’s hand, patted its head, and went straight to sleep.
...
Xiren Driving School.
Lin Li’s mouth twitched slightly.
When Yu Jian’an appeared, Lin Li stepped forward, lowered his voice, and asked through gritted teeth, "Coach, are the ’girls’ you ntioned those aunties?"
Honestly, Lin Li wasn’t interested in the ’more girls’ that Yu Jian’an talked about, but he was curious to see what it was about.
He ca, saw, and was stunned.
The youngest of these girls was probably a whole zodiac cycle older than Lin Li.
Being three years older might bring you gold, but being thirteen years older just brings apologies!
Yu Jian’an scratched his head when he heard this and chuckled, "Because I told them there’d be a handso guy in the morning, that’s why they agreed to co and practice driving."
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
Damn it!
So it’s not that I’m a fisherman; I’m the bait!
"And aren’t they all quite charming," Yu Jian’an laughed as he patted Lin Li’s shoulder, "Haven’t you heard? Won, the older they get, the more charm they have, like aged wine, exuding an enticing fragrance.
Eighteen-year-old girls are youthful, thirty-six-year-old girls are doubly youthful! Fifty-four-year-old girls are two-star youthful."
Lin Li: "..."
It’s like getting hit right in the face—by an avalanche.
Just wait until so evil person intentionally gives you only eighteen-year-old girls, preventing you from achieving two-star youth, then you’ll behave.
Even though I really want to say, who the heck listens to such BS.
But Lin Li felt that having a great mory could sotis be a burden—because he really had heard this from Bai Bufan’s mouth, during National Day.
Bai Bufan was acting, but the coach seed genuine.
I suggest a thorough investigation to check if he’s using his coach status to give students an unfair advantage.
"Just kidding, to lighten the mood," seeing Lin Li’s expression grow increasingly bizarre, Yu Jian’an smiled, "Co on, let’s go practice driving. If you really need girls of similar age, I can introduce so to you later."
"No need."
The two of them arrived at the practice car.
Yu Jian’an: "... Lin Li, why are you sitting in the passenger seat?"
Lin Li only realized he had habitually sat in the passenger seat.
"I don’t have a driver’s license, I can’t drive." But Lin Li didn’t like speaking plainly, so he seriously made up nonsense.
Yu Jian’an: "..."
Lin Li moved to the driver’s seat and did a facial recognition scan.
Yu Jian’an then got in, sitting in the passenger seat, and began to help Lin Li familiarize himself with the basics of the vehicle:
"In Test Two, the first thing to check is the seat belt and mirrors—"
But before he could finish, he saw Lin Li had already completed all the preparatory work for driving, fluidly starting the car.
Having done all this, Lin Li looked at Yu Jian’an and calmly said, "Coach, fasten your seatbelt, I’m about to set off."
Yu Jian’an: "?"
Why did it feel like I am the student here?
"Awk-, awkward..." For a mont, Yu Jian’an didn’t even know what to say.
Once Yu Jian’an had fastened his seatbelt, Lin Li stepped on the accelerator and set off.
The worry that Yu Jian’an had didn’t materialize. Moving in an open space, the vehicle drove very smoothly.
Not at all like a beginner.
"Lin Li, have you driven a car before?" Yu Jian’an asked.
"Yeah, I drive often." Lin Li nodded, keeping his eyes on the road.
"I thought you only studied the theory, where have you driven... Is it legal? Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone." Yu Jian’an lowered his voice to ask.
The reason he asked about legality was that in so countries, you can test for a driver’s license at sixteen; maybe Lin Li had driven abroad before.
"QQ, WeChat, Tieba, not exactly legal, it’s a gray area of the law, but it’s allowed to be spread." Lin Li also asked in a hushed tone.
Yu Jian’an: "?"
"What kind of driving is this?!"
Indeed, it’s not very legal.
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Tearing up.
"I’m asking if it’s a car or not." Lin Li chuckled.
Yu Jian’an felt it difficult to hold his composure, scratched his head, and found that the vehicle had already moved into the practice track. Yet, Lin Li was still very steady, seemingly needing little guidance.
"You’re so experienced at driving... I’ve received your tuition fee, so I have to teach you sothing. How about I teach you how to choose a car?" Yu Jian’an thought and said.
Lin Li didn’t understand why Yu Jian’an brought this up suddenly and gave him a puzzled look.
He wasn’t planning on buying a car.
"Lin Li, nowadays, many young people only have eyes for the car’s headlights, they think bigger headlights an better, the trunk and such don’t matter, but as soone with experience, I’m telling you, it’s not like that at all.
For a car, the trunk is really important. A big trunk absorbs shocks, you can safely step on the accelerator to the end, greatly increasing driving pleasure.
And the headlights, they’re just for novelty, when the car ages and they turn yellow, headlights flickering back and forth aren’t so attractive..."
Yu Jian’an began speaking slowly.
Lin Li: "?"
What the hell, are you running over with your words?
What kind of car are you talking about?!
"Coach, you said it best, how should one choose a car!" Lin Li chuckled.
No wonder Yu Jian’an can be a coach; he’s really good at driving.
"Really, it’s a piece of advice from experience." Yu Jian’an patted his chest. "A trunk is much more important than headlights, really."
"Ah, why not both." Lin Li said nonchalantly.
"You can’t have your cake and eat it too, Lin Li; it’s an adult’s reality you need to experience early." Yu Jian’an looked at this naive kid and smiled.
"Coach." Lin Li also smiled.
"Hmm?"
"I have forty million."
"... Hmm? Forty million what, play money?" Yu Jian’an asked hopefully.
"RMB."
Yu Jian’an: "..."
The car fell into silence, except for the continuous beeping sound as Lin Li was reversing into a parking space.
The car stopped steadily, and suddenly, Yu Jian’an opened the door.
—"Are you serious? I’m still living at a flea market, gonna jump!!"
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