Chen Tianming sighed, "My evaluation is that a hair salon is the only legal casino on the mainland."
"I support this. Last ti, I said to thin out the sides but leave the middle alone. Damn it, they ssed it up." Bai Bufan agreed with this point.
Chen Tianming continued to sigh, "I asked them to style it like Lin Li's, but I wasn't satisfied after they did it, so I washed it back to normal and redid it casually."
"And they didn't charge extra the second ti, which shows they were aware of it too."
"What did they style it to look like?" Lin Li was curious now.
"You'll see." Chen Tianming took out his phone.
Lin Li and the other two gathered around.
"Why are you showing us your grandma's photo? Show us the hairstyle the barber gave you!" Lin Li frowned and looked at Chen Tianming with confusion.
"But honestly, Tianming, your grandma is quite fashionable." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
"Indeed, if your grandma were to dance in the square, she would srize a bunch of old n." Wang Ze nodded in agreent.
Chen Tianming, being the grandma himself: "..."
These rascals—they're obviously doing it on purpose.
Chen Tianming smiled, "To be honest, Lin Li, Bufan, Wang Ze, I feel you three must be very kind-hearted."
"Oh, why do you say that?"
Although they knew it was most likely going to be an insult, the Red Stone Kings couldn't resist.
"Because everyone has both an annoying side and a kind side, but seeing you guys, it's clear you're incredibly annoying." Chen Tianming chuckled.
"Ohohohoh—" A group of masochists, cheering for Chen Tianming despite the insults.
"Let's just say that hair salon is a bit trashy, they couldn't find a style that suits you," Lin Li patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder, "but still, it's not too bad, at least the outco was positive."
"It's not all bad, the location is quite good. Step outside the door, and you can jump into the river."
——Since they were willing to wash my hair for free the second ti, Chen Tianming felt it was necessary to say a fair word for them.
"That's really nice, but Bufan and I should get going. Good luck with your confession with Wang Ze." Lin Li stood up with Bai Bufan and said with a smile.
"Thanks for your kind words." Chen Tianming and Wang Ze smiled.
"I'd wrap the good words for you if I could. I used a $4.9 discount cup from Pinduoduo yesterday, and the effect was imdiate. Today the chicken's particularly spirited, but as for borrowing it, I'd rather keep it for future use."
Chen Tianming, Wang Ze: "?"
Then Chen Tianming imdiately returned to his dorm room—no specific reason, just couldn't stay in a space alone with Wang Ze.
...
At the school gate.
"Oh my, Lin Li~~"
Qu Wanqiu was already there, and upon seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan coming over, she started with a sarcastic tone.
"Enough with the 'oh my', just say if I'm handso or not." Lin Li lifted the collar of his shirt and adjusted imaginary glasses.
"Just average." Qu Wanqiu responded stubbornly.
Lin Li sighed, pulled Bai Bufan over, and pressed their cheeks together: "How about now?"
"Wow, handso." Qu Wanqiu's eyes lit up, nodding.
Lin Li (shy):
"(✿◡‿◡)"
Bai Bufan (calm):
"(.・＿・.)ﾉ▄︻┻┳═一"
"As expected, flowers always need green leaves." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan.
"Hey, damn, you two are so an!!"
Bai Bufan never thought he could be hurt like this.
He wanted to start a Bai Bufan protection organization!
"No worries, baby, don't you know, the ugly duckling grows up not to be an ugly duckling but an ugly big duck. Though it's still not pretty, it can make money, so the future is promising."
Lin Li gently added fuel to the fire.
Bai Bufan raised his middle finger and then coldly started to counterattack: "Lin Li, have you ever played chess?"
"Of course, I have. What's the saying?" Lin Li curiously asked.
"Then you should know, there's always 'generals' surrounding the 'commander', and they can never leave their range," Bai Bufan sneered,
"The wisdom of the ancestors is telling us that the handso will always get ssed with, and there's no escaping it for a lifeti, not even by two at once!"
"You're dood, you've got Wang Ze."
Lin Li, Qu Wanqiu: "...(;☉_☉)?"
Qu Wanqiu scratched her head, "Was it 'generals'? All these years, was my chess set always wrong?"
Wait! Bai Bufan, don't you play chess with letters involved!
Lin Li then realized his butt might be in slight pain.
With two, I really can't take it.
Since they already hailed a cab while walking over, the car arrived quickly.
Bai Bufan smoothly sat in the shotgun seat, the first to perish in an accident, teary-eyed, Bruce is the best.
"Xiao Jiujiu, urge Dingzi to co down." Lin Li said to Qu Wanqiu after getting in the back seat.
"Okay."
"Driver, just like the order, pick soone up first, then head to Pinglu Street." Bai Bufan told the driver.
"Alright, got it." The driver nodded.
"Thank you, driver." Bai Bufan said politely.
"Young people are still polite," The driver nodded again in satisfaction, then with a speechless expression, he started to complain to Bai Bufan,
"Kid, let tell you, several of the passengers I've picked up before inexplicably gave bad ratings after getting off, causing my star ratings to drop."
"That's terrible, don't worry, driver, I'll definitely give you a five-star review later." Bai Bufan patted his chest and nodded to the driver.
Bro!
The driver bead with joy at his words, "Young man, you may not look outstanding, but you have a good heart! Thanks anyway, by the way, what are you doing this weekend, going to cram school?"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Lin Li, Qu Wanqiu: "(´･ω･)!"
"...Ha, haha, no, I'm just going out to have so fun." Bai Bufan forced a smile and replied awkwardly.
Lin Li and Qu Wanqiu exchanged a glance and tactfully lowered their heads, trying not to laugh.
Driver, oh driver.
Is there a possibility that the several passengers you picked up before giving bad reviews after getting off wasn't inexplicably?
Bai Bufan, already not wanting to talk to the driver anymore, lowered his head to look at his phone.
"Lin Li: Guess what just happened in the car? @Chen Yu Ying @Ding Sihan"
Bai Bufan: "..."
Damn it, I don't even want to look at my phone anymore.
The school wasn't too far from Ding Sihan's house, so it didn't take long for the car to reach there.
"Ahhhhh Lin Li!"
As Ding Sihan got in the car from Qu Wanqiu's side and heard her battle cry, Lin Li instantly felt at ease.
"You even did your hair?" Ding Sihan clicked his tongue.
"Of course." Lin Li proudly folded his arms, "Oi, Dingzi, don't open the window on your side, if the wind sses up my hair, I'll ss up your spine."
"So leisurely, looks like you're fully prepared, huh?" Ding Sihan, who wasn't angry at the threat, stopped opening the window and turned to ask with a smile.
"There's nothing to be anxious about, everything will fall into place naturally. I didn't plan to make it too flashy anyway." Lin Li replied with a smile.
"Is there anything else we can help with?" Bai Bufan turned around from the front seat to ask.
"Just find a chance to disappear yourself tonight," Lin Li scoffed, "What can a waste like you even help with?"
"I have chewing gum," Bai Bufan took gum out of his pocket, "to keep your mouth clean. Want so?"
"Uh... Give two pieces, thanks."
This guy, he may not look amazing, but he has quite a good heart!
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