Creating such an evil creature as Lin Li, Bai Bufan felt that God must be the Evil God.
Looked at Ding Zhen, feeling like Jesus needed a thimble for support.
"You bastard, Lin Li, when it cos to not being human, the only ones who could rival you in this world are Xi'Er and his West Sea group."
Bai Bufan imagined the process of skinning, and couldn't help but laugh and curse.
"Xi'Er? Not enough." Lin Li heard this, his expression disdainful, waved his forefinger back and forth: "Bufan, what you said is definitely wrong. You need to know a piece of knowledge, a random soldier from France is four tis more brutal than Xi'Er's mindless n."
"Oh? How so?" Bai Bufan was eager to know.
"Xi'Er's salute is a 45-degree raise with one hand, while the French military salute is a 90-degree raise with two hands. Isn't this a simple math problem? Four spicy crakes can't compare to one Frenchman, it's obvious."
Lin Li shrugged.
As a top student with a math score of 150, he got it in a second.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Huh?
"Oh my, it's true! Are French soldiers that strong? Then their World War II record must be glorious, right?" Bai Bufan admiredly perford a French salute, started bouncing around.
This \\0/ motion made Lin Li laugh, logically, the Sun worshippers are not only the sa as French soldiers, but they can jump better, and the whole nation is like this, they are more formidable.
One has to be loyal.
The two of them were standing at the market stall entrance, loose chatting, and any casual sentence could lead to death penalty level debate if leaked to a sealed nation.
When the three girls finished shopping and ca out, Lin Li asked, "Shall we buy so food?"
Their plan for today was to not have a formal lunch, as there was already plenty to eat at the dayti market, and there would be a batch of evening snack carts coming, so today was all about wandering and eating.
It was close to noon now, Lin Li who got up early was almost done digesting, while Bufan who got up late hadn't eaten anything at all.
"Sure." The girls nodded.
"I want to eat that grilled giant squid." Bai Bufan pointed to a stall not far away where white smoke was rising.
"Then let's go, if you want to eat it, everyone will surely eat with you."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan indulgently, the most spoiling gaze.
Absolutely not because Lin Li also wanted to eat.
"Hello, what would you like to order?"
Business was decent, the stall owner and possibly his apprentice or employee were grilling, noticed the five approaching, took a mont to lift their head to ask before continuing to work.
"Do you three each want one, or what?" Lin Li turned to ask the girls.
Ding Sihan watched the items and nu prices for a while, chatted with Qu Wanqiu and Chen Yu Ying, shook her head:
"No need, for us three, one squid to share is enough, then let's get a tofu and shrimp paste, if you two also want to eat, grab a spoon and a skewer, everyone together."
"Okay," knowing they weren't saving money but saving room to eat other things, Lin Li didn't persuade, turned to repeat the order to the stall owner:
"Boss, three squid, one grilled tofu and one grilled shrimp paste, then could you please cut one squid into small pieces with a spatula after grilling and box them?"
"Of course, no problem, 65 in total, just tell once you've paid."
Market prices are a bit high, but acceptable.
After the previous custors' food was done, the stall owner cleared the grill, poured the base seasoning, and looked up to ask:
"Anything you don't like, such as scallion, coriander, and onion, or do you want it spicy?"
"We eat scallion and coriander, one squid no spice, ask them about the rest."
Having shared many als before, he knew their preferences long ago, so Bai Bufan answered imdiately.
Bai Bufan couldn't handle much spice.
He had previously told Lin Li his classic theory, which was that convincing soone to eat spicy is like convincing soone to be gay, no matter if they end up liking it or not, the next day their butt will hurt.
"Lung Mist." So Lin Li didn't persuade, just dismissed him with disdain.
"Boss, he's not a weakling, his should be extra spicy, rember, it has to be extre, anything less and he won't eat it, haha." Bai Bufan being cursed didn't argue, just calmly told the stall owner.
From an identity perspective, extra spicy also suits Lin Li the psychopath.
So Chen Yu Ying nodded slightly from behind, showing her agreent.
"The rest should be mildly spicy." Ding Sihan chid in.
Bai Bufan could eat a bit of spice, so even if it's mildly spicy, he could still eat if he wanted to later.
"Alright!"
Information received, the squid was placed on the grill, instantly sizzling with the sound of oil, waves of white smoke drifting up.
"But, young man, do you really want it that spicy? My chili sauce is secret, with a high cap, I have to let you know, don't end up unable to handle it."
The stall owner asked Lin Li, feeling the need to emphasize.
"Ah? Is that so, then dium spice is fine, extre is not necessary." Lin Li backed off quickly.
What a joke, being able to eat spice and being able to eat extre spice are two different things, if the stall owner says so, it's even more off the table.
"Alright." The boss nodded, grilling everything separately into three portions.
"The grilled enoki mushrooms seem pretty fragrant too, do you guys want so?" Ding Sihan looking at what the apprentice was grilling, asked again.
Ding Sihan has always been like this, wants to eat everything, wants to order everything, but most of what's ordered ends up in others' stomachs.
But going out with such a friend is reassuring, just let her decide what to eat, rarely miss the mark, and if it does miss, just curse her thoroughly.
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