"Are you two university students?" A passerby, after finishing his task, looked at the two of them curiously.
Then Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who were looking down at their phones to pass the ti, turned their heads upon hearing the voice.
"No, bro, we're high school students," Bai Bufan replied.
The person ca alone, and during the performance, they exchanged a few words, so they were 'acquainted.'
"Wow, that's even better." The man shook his head upon hearing this, showing a nostalgic expression, then looked again at Bai Bufan: "These matchmaking agencies and stuff, it's better not to rely on them if you can help it. Ideally, one should never need these things in a lifeti."
"I envy you guys. Speaking from experience, let give you so heartfelt advice."
"If there's a chance, you must fall in love in school, especially in university, and ideally have a love that lasts a lifeti."
"After graduating university and starting work, you'll find that your social circle is likely just a fixed few from your work environnt, making it almost impossible to et new girls. After a while, you'll find yourself resorting to blind dates."
The man sighed, seemingly advising Lin Li and Bai Bufan, but he was also speaking to himself.
As for Lin Li and Bai Bufan, listening to this 'experienced' person's words, they felt little resonance.
After all, putting blind dates aside, even society and university seed distant to them.
One cannot simultaneously possess one's youth and the insights into it, how can one nostalgically reflect on youth while in it.
"And once you resort to blind dates, so-called true love is almost out of reach, and the only pressure you feel is the obligation to marry. You'll never know what kind of freaks, demons, and monsters you'll encounter."
The man's urge to share surged as he continued speaking warmly.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan got interested imdiately: "Bro, tell us details, have you encountered any oddballs?"
"Too many, too many."
"Last ti I t a woman, she only wanted soone from the Northeast, made laugh angrily." The man shook his head, showing disdain.
Is this guy regionally biased?
Lin Li blinked: "Bro, that doesn't seem too bad, having a preference for a certain region is quite common, isn't it?"
In so places, dating soone from the next village is considered marrying far away, and for families, it's a gamble and a distant marriage.
However, the man closed his eyes:
"No, I later found out, she didn't an the Northeast as we know it, she simply wanted soone from Heilongjiang, Jilin, or Liaoning."
"Damn, a herding black dog."
"And she claid to be all about pure love. What pure love? If her crotch had a password, anyone from the Caucasus could unlock it without a key."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
What the hell kind of racism is this!
So she really just wants Heilongjiang to penetrate Liaoning?
Wow, that's truly a hell of a stereotype!
Upon hearing this, Lin Li reached out to pat this guy on the shoulder, thought for a mont, and then advised:
"Bro, take it easy, buying foreign products is sotis inevitable.
You see, our Eastern saint is Confucius, the Western saint is Jesus.
But, Confucius has only one orifice, while Jesus has two. Not only does Jesus have Confucius in him, but he has Zhuangzi behind him, whereas Confucius doesn't have Jesus in him.
In terms of saints, we've completely lost.
Even though we don't want it, sotis we have to admit others are just better, one is worth several of ours... we can only keep working hard, there's still a long way to go."
Lin Li spoke in a low voice with so self-deprecation.
Bai Bufan, the man: "(;☉_☉)?"
What the hell kind of orifice are you talking about here?
Looks like we have to admit defeat.
The man couldn't help but laugh twice, then nodded, moving past his recent anger to continue his rant:
"The requirents for blind dates are still very high.
You've probably heard about houses and cars by now, so there's no need to emphasize it here, you probably think it's normal.
Now education has depreciated, so educational discrimination has beco widespread as well, but honestly, if you have a high education level and look down on those with lower levels, I can understand that.
But for soone with a junior college education to look down on with a regular bachelor's degree, I can't fathom it. She even said one must start with a master's degree to be worthy of her, seriously unbelievable."
Beyond the goddess inequality lies a goddess equation, makes sense.
"I can relate to that," Bai Bufan started joking, "I told others before that my girlfriend is still in primary school, and her academic record just says kindergarten, a bunch of people cursed for being a beast and asked when I'd die, the educational discrimination is just too severe."
Lin Li, the man: "(;☉_☉)?"
What the hell kind of educational discrimination is this?
They're just discriminating against you personally, aren't they?
The originally willing to share man couldn't help but laugh again, falling silent afterward.
He felt that if he kept sharing, these two kids might still make another cody out of it.
"...In short, what I'm saying is, the majority of people in the world are normal, but once you resort to blind dating, as you age, the chance of eting abnormal people increases drastically until you look around and everywhere you see is freaks."
The man concluded.
"Moreover, the present environnt is very bad. The originally murky water has beco even more chaotic." At this point, the smile that had been teased out of the man vanished, and he grew sowhat angry.
"Is it because we have reached an ideal world now?" Bai Bufan asked.
"It has nothing to do with the world, I'm just talking about our Xiling." The man waved his hand.
"Our Xiling has reached an ideal world too?" Lin Li asked in shock, how co he had never heard of this situation?
"No!"
"Sigh, you are students, you wouldn't know."
"A few months ago, there was a cleanup operation around here in Xiling targeting brothels, almost all of Xiling's chicken farms were wiped out in that operation."
"Up to now, the energy hasn't completely recovered, and few have reopened."
"But, ha, after a month of the cleanup, the matchmaking agencies I subscribed to suddenly got a lot of 'high-quality' resources!"
"A bunch of young, beautiful girls flooded into the blind date market, hoping to find soone to marry."
"If not for my quick thinking, I'd probably be a cuckold now!"
The man's expression turned complex.
"Damn it! The more I think, the angrier I get!"
"I have no idea who the old fonte who leaked all the information was; such operations must have a mole, they must have felt great being a spy, probably got loads of bonuses, and what about the rest of us?"
"Not only were our usual channels for fulfilling needs gone, but the blind dating market beca even more full of demons and monsters! It's unforgivable! Bastards!"
"Those who reported it are truly damned! Better not let see them! Motherf***ers! Really! Better not let see! I'll destroy them!"
The man grit his teeth, speaking as he patted Bai Bufan's shoulder and began to apply more force.
As for the people involved in the encounter.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan now sat up straight and proper in their small chairs, looking serious.
They glanced at each other slightly, then imdiately turned away, looking straight ahead, focused.
Can't make eye contact, can't make eye contact, surely will burst out laughing if we make eye contact now.
We don't know at all, we aren't involved with the whistleblower, has nothing to do with us, hehe.
As Lin Li laughed in his heart, his expression suddenly froze.
[Encountered a fellow Daoist, accidentally received a ssage, learned that the once-vanquished Hehuan Demon, the seduction demon you once defeated and cleared out, seems to have infiltrated the Red Dust Marriage Pavilion, disguising as a virtuous woman, seeking a Dao partner, continuing to harm ordinary cultivators.
Subduing demons and devils is your responsibility, and coincidentally, your heart also desires to escape loneliness and find a Dao companion, both publicly and privately, this calamity must be acknowledged! Why not take action and investigate the truth!]
[Task Triggered!]
[Task One: Enter the Marriage Pavilion, experience at least three red dust experiences (0/3).]
[Task Reward: Physical Improvent: Charisma resistance increased by 100%, Spiritual Qi absorption rate increased by 200%; Random Ability *1; System Currency *100.]
Lin Li: ᓖ뮤?
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