Lin Li naturally went over to stand by Chen Yu Ying.
She was cleaning the glass.
"Class President, how can you clean the glass like that?" Lin Li asked as he approached.
"Then how should I clean it?" Chen Yu Ying paused her work and looked back at Lin Li.
"Here, let show you." Lin Li reached out his hand.
Chen Yu Ying handed the cloth to Lin Li.
Then.
Lin Li: "Ladies, now follow , and raise your right hand in front~"
Chen Yu Ying: "?"
Lin Li put his feet together as if walking like a cat, with dreamy eyes, stuck out his tongue, placed a "lanhua finger" on his chest with one hand, held the cloth over his head with the other hand, and began to wiggle his neck and hips:
"Wipe the glass~ Wiping glass~ Wipe, wipe, wipe the glass~"
Faced with Lin Li's antics, Chen Yu Ying kept a small, stern face in silence.
But Ding Sihan on the podium was about to burst with laughter.
"Lin Li, what kind of glass wiping is that?"
Lin Li ignored her, lost in his own art.
To be honest, Lin Li's moves weren't too bad, if he were to perform on the streets of Chengdu, he'd probably get endless contacts.
After all, his ballet foundation and body control were evident, very coordinated.
Chen Tianming, who was wiping the fan, couldn't help but toss a coin on the floor and then began sweeping it.
F*ck, where did the sweeping coin co from?
So damn sweeping.
"Lin Li, if you keep wiping, the dirty water will drip on your head." Chen Yu Ying reminded him with so helplessness.
"No worries, my head's already dirty, I'll just go wash it in Wang Ze's dorm later." Lin Li was indifferent.
The reason for going to Wang Ze's dorm was that Bai Bufan's dorm was shared with Qin Zeyu.
"Class President, why don't you give it a try? You'd probably dance better." Having enjoyed his performance, Lin Li handed back the cloth.
"No way."
"True, there are too many people now, they don't deserve to see, let's dance when it's just the two of us, I don't want you dancing for others to see either." Lin Li nodded, thinking it made perfect sense.
"Not even privately," Chen Yu Ying seed to think the words weren't strong enough and added two more: "Absolutely not!"
"You didn't let touch your leg yesterday, but today I can, there's definitely a chance!"
Chen Yu Ying: "!"
Alas, Lin Li was punished by being ignored during the big clean-up.
Smilingly, Lin Li finished wiping the high-up glass for Chen Yu Ying, equipped himself with the title of [Demon Breath], and only then truly began the task.
Upon inspection, there was quite a bit, just in the corners of the classroom ceiling, Lin Li had two senses, estimating it to be small spiders or insects.
These spots were difficult to reach even with a long-handled broom, but Lin Li still had a way.
"Invisible Sword" possessed a toothpick, and like Nanny Rong he flew up to poke around, completing the task whether by extermination or expulsion, and the others in the classroom were almost entirely unaware.
"Hey! Seems like there's a bird egg here."
After busying himself for a while, Ding Sihan suddenly made a discovery while cleaning the podium table.
"If it were outside the air conditioner, okay, but under the multidia desk, there's an egg? Is that acceptable?" Lin Li, who was busy eradicating pests, glanced over at Ding Sihan.
"There really is one!" Ding Sihan confird, crouched down for a mont, then reappeared: "Lin Li, co over here, it's in the corner, I can't reach it."
Lin Li was cautious, fearing it was a female version of Qin Zeyu, but he went over cautiously.
Following Ding Sihan's directions, Lin Li indeed saw a small egg in the corner full of wires amidst papers and trash, resembling a quail egg with dark brown spots.
Lin Li rolled up his sleeves, squatted down, and stretched out his hand, finally reaching it at the edge of his limit.
After bringing it in front of his eyes, Lin Li nodded after a mont.
"What kind of egg is it?" Ding Sihan ca over, full of curiosity and expectation: "Has it been fertilized? Can we hatch it to be our class mascot?"
Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan: "Spanning colors."
Ding Sihan was puzzled: "What bird is spanning colors?"
Lin Li: "Star anise, cinnamon, pepper, clove, fennel."
Ding Sihan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Is it five-spice?
Lin Li disdainfully dumped the egg on the podium table: "Forget it, it's just a dropped quail egg snack, it's already starting to sll bad."
At the classroom door, Zhou Baowei poked his head in, locked on target, ca in anticipation, checked the situation, confird the information, hesitated, swallowed hard, let go reluctantly, left defeated, pounded his chest, and shed tiny pearls.
"If you want to hatch it you can try, given ti it might hatch maggots." Lin Li lifted his chin towards Ding Sihan.
"Ugh, you're so gross, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan nudged Lin Li with her knee—her shoe bottoms were wet, kicking would be dirty, Ding Sihan was considerate too.
Of course, according to Lin Li, daughters are ant to be cherished like snug little cotton-padded jackets.
Isn't that right, Uncle Chen?
Ding Sihan tossed the quail egg into the trash in disgust: "Who throws snacks in here, wasting my feelings."
Zhou Baowei: "Agreed."
Ding Sihan returned to the classroom, seeing Lin Li hadn't co down from the podium but started cleaning the top of the blackboard, she was puzzled: "Lin Li, why are you cleaning the top of the blackboard? They definitely won't check there."
Lin Li shot Ding Sihan a contemptuous look and shook his head:
"So people study for the sake of learning, so people study just to fool the teachers."
"So people do a big clean-up for a cleaner environnt, so people do it just to pass the inspection."
"Enough said, Dingzi, paths are different, we can't work together, you, hehe—"
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