"Newton and Gauss were born before ~ Were they early birds or avoiding my brilliance~"
"King Qin Ying Zheng was born a thousand years earlier~ Was it fear or kings can't et~"
Saturday, 8 AM, Lin Li humd "God's Rap" and headed downstairs to the neighborhood with his worn-out clothes.
This rap indeed shattered Lin Li's admiration for the predecessors.
Indeed, everyone praises Gauss as an absolute mathematical genius, "unprecedented even up to this day," but what he took a whole night to solve, Lin Li could resolve instantly with a Gauss formula.
Clearly superior, it's obvious who the real shockwave is.
With a smug mood, Lin Li arrived at the community open space, where the materials he previously purchased were still intact.
They were the cent, gravel, trowel, plaster knife, mixing tub, and other items bought earlier this week.
Even if they were delivered upstairs, it would take effort to bring them down, so Lin Li directly had the courier leave them downstairs.
The security in the old neighborhood is not great, but also decent, so none of the items were lost.
This morning's plan was simple: to progress the "earth" task, and it felt like it could be completed this weekend.
Using the plaster knife, Lin Li made a cut on the cent and gravel bags, watching the dust on the knife, he raised an eyebrow.
To do a good job, one must first sharpen his tools.
Next, everyone could guess what Lin Li would do.
Yes, that's right, Lin Li grabbed the plaster knife and started saring it on his body and face.
——In his previous elent-completion experience, Lin Li learned that this task was highly formalistic. When eating spicy food, being stubborn, and firmly rejecting bribery, both dramatically increased task completion efficiency.
Hence, before really getting to work, making oneself dusty seed like a high-intensity person, and resolutely claiming not tired during completion also helped increase efficiency.
The system was still too businesslike.
And perhaps dressing up like "earth" was part of system recognition too; the mission progressed slowly during the saring process.
This further boosted Lin Li's confidence.
When the marginal benefits beca imperceptible, Lin Li had already turned into a dust person.
Then Lin Li took out his phone to find thods and techniques for mixing cent and gravel, ready to start working.
Chen Yu Ying woke up fairly early today, having replied to his morning greeting and sent a few ssages.
In the WeChat list, Yan Aosong's na was still on the initial interface, visible without needing to scroll.
To break through Yu Ying's pinned chats and group chats, Yan Aosong naturally had his capital.
——His wife.
Last night's misunderstanding was finally resolved, although it took quite a bit of ti.
Lin Li didn't really understand why, despite everyone telling Uncle Yan's wife the truth, she just refused to believe it?
Worried that Uncle Yan might suddenly die in his car after yesterday, Lin Li called again.
Once connected, he explained truthfully about being the "Black Silk Hero" and shared sayings like "So belong to the night, so belong to the black silk, the night belongs to everyone, but black silk belongs only to ," with Uncle Yan's wife...
Then he got cursed as "crazy."
Yan Aosong was about to cry, quickly telling his wife, "This is all true, Lin Li's saying is true."
Then he got scolded, "You're still defending him; Yan Aosong, you just go with Lin Li and take the kid, call him mommy!"
Lin Li, of course, refused; he doesn't want a male mommy.
But he didn't know what Uncle Yan's child was nad; Lin Li hoped whether boy or girl, they'd be useful to society—how about calling him Yan She?
Or maybe Yan Fla Sumr's Many Flavors.
Lin Li has always been a genius in naming.
Anyway, when realizing he and Yan Aosong couldn't convince Uncle Yan's wife, another participant, the pri culprit Yangliang also joined the battle.
Of course, "pri" was Lin Li's evaluation, as he thought if Uncle Yang hadn't pointlessly taken out his black silk, subsequent events wouldn't have unfolded.
And when another Demon Suppression Envoy also swore by his reputation that Lin Li and Yan Aosong were truthful, Yan Aosong's wife finally cald down.
Afterwards, her worldview slightly crumbled.
This is true.
This is true?!
Can this really be true???
Inquiries and reiterations were endless, Lin Li spoke until his throat was dry, so he didn't understand how his wild aunt's mind worked.
Isn't this quite normal? If soone told Lin Li this situation, he felt he'd believe it imdiately and inquire about joining the authoritative action.
Afterwards, what happened next, Lin Li didn't know because the call ended.
But Yan Aosong ssaged after midnight:
"Uncle's side has talked it through, no more issues, you can co over to my uncle's house for a al soday; your aunt wants to et you."
Three minutes later.
"Lin Li, better not bring black silk."
Another three minutes later.
"Lin Li, better not talk when at my house."
Three more minutes later.
"Lin Li, better not be available."
In the morning, Lin Li who was initially quite touched when reading the ssage stopped smiling after reading the latter parts.
Severely suspecting the first ssage was jointly sent by Uncle and Aunt Yan, while the rest were ticulously considered by Uncle Yan.
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