"Miss Fang, could you... co to my house for a couple of days?"
Upon hearing this, Fang Yu raised an eyebrow. Her tone, which had initially started to rise, lowered again.
Realizing that Bai Bufan liked her more than she imagined, she beca even more smug.
"So eager? Want to be together and live together right away... Hmm... As long as you go and add my na to your property today, I might consider it."
"No, no, it's got nothing to do with being together," Lin Li shook his head, blushing with embarrassnt:
"Sis, here's the thing, one of my pigs got loose a few days ago, and my dad doesn't know yet. But once he finds out, he won't let off. So could you co stay at my place for a few days?"
Currently, Lin Li is Bai Bufan, so having a dad makes sense.
Fang Yu: "?"
"What did you say!?" Fang Yu scread, stunned, not believing what she just heard.
"There's a benefit, there's a benefit, you can eat the swill as you like, and the boars are yours to play with!" Lin Li hurriedly stressed, "I'm not asking you to help for free."
"Are you out of your mind!"
Fang Yu was fuming, grabbed the bag from the table, and hurled it at Lin Li, who caught it steadily and placed it aside.
Looking at the stewed-at-like Fang Yu in front of him, Lin Li's shyness faded, and he shrugged calmly:
"I already told you I'm not interested, not interested. What kind of fantasies are you having, Miss Fang? You're just... never mind."
Lin Li initially wanted Fang Yu to take a good hard look at herself.
But, firstly, he feared that she might actually do it and pee right there, as Bai Bufan has recorded so situations.
Secondly, he thought that even if she did pee, when she looked down, she'd only see her big belly, not the pee, and it would be pointless.
"Why are you barking like a dog here!"
"Plenty of people like ! I have over a dozen ex-boyfriends! What do you know, you la guy! You're the one who should be looking in a mirror!"
But Fang Yu already understood what Lin Li was trying to say, and she shouted even more angrily.
"Wow, you must be quite sothing," Lin Li gave a thumbs-up and started sarcastically, "Then why are you here at this dating event, sis?"
"You again! Because all my ex-boyfriends are from other provinces, and my family doesn't want to marry far away! Do you understand! You think I'm unwanted trash like you..."
Lin Li suddenly understood.
This number of ex-boyfriends might actually be true—online dating.
It's strange, really. People with nice voices, whether male or female, often have bigger bodies.
The Fang Yu in front of him truly fits the bill. Before her voice broke into a screech, her speaking voice wasn't unpleasant.
However, Lin Li now felt a bit sorry for her online boyfriends, those "handso guys."
This online "little loli baby" turned into a "little loli fortress" in reality. How can they handle eting her in person?
With this thought, Lin Li, ignoring Fang Yu's insults, asked with pure curiosity, "Sis, have you ever successfully t anyone in real life?"
This is beyond the point of 'turn off the lights and see if it's the sa.'
Now, Lin Li's mind was entirely on a dark water troop from Clash of Clans.
"Who's talking to you about that!" Fang Yu, seeing Lin Li's mischievous grin, was more furious, and because her real-life etings hadn't gone well, she was even angrier: "Laugh at your mom, you idiot bird!"
Lin Li obediently stopped laughing, then earnestly advised Fang Yu:
"Sis, I'm not trying to lecture you, but you really should lose so weight. Otherwise, the next ti you et soone in real life, happily holding your boyfriend's hand to eat pig's head at,
when the dish first cos out, with the steam affecting the view, your boyfriend might end up picking at your head with chopsticks. Wouldn't that be awkward?"
Fang Yu: "（;☉_☉）?"
After a few seconds of silence at her seat, Fang Yu erupted, trying to flip the table, but didn't succeed because Lin Li held it down.
So Fang Yu grabbed whatever she could and started throwing it at Lin Li, angrily cursing as she did:
"Deadbeat loser! Bai Bufan! You swamp-raised bastard! Do you really think you're so big shot!? Earning six grand and you think you're good enough to date? You look like you belong on the outskirts in a pigsty with sows! Forget it, nobody would want you even as a dog..."
When ordinary people scream, veins would bulge on their necks, but not Fang Yu's. It was all blocked by fat.
Fang Yu's wig slipped, crooked to one side, her 200-pound fra turning a matured liver color in her rage, her fat neck heaving with her panting.
Anyone who likes plump mature won would be thrilled now.
Lin Li, all smiles, easily caught everything Fang Yu threw and placed them aside steadily. Then, as soon as Fang Yu finished venting, he picked up his phone and put on a showy act, nodding and then solemnly said to Fang Yu:
"Miss Fang, the crematorium just called ; they said your mom stove-stuck and might need so compensation."
Fang Yu: "?!?"
"Bai Bufan, you son of a** you *** I'll f*** you***..."
It was incredibly unpleasant; Bai Bufan's genealogy was now reaching a new peak.
Actually, ever since Lin Li invited Fang Yu to stay at his house for a few days, people nearby had sensed Fang Yu's turmoil.
Back then, it was a small-scale scene. Now, everyone in the room had stopped their dating activities to watch this argunt.
Zeng Ziang twitched at the corner of his mouth.
Listening to the insults flying towards Bai Bufan, Zeng Ziang understood why Lin Li didn't use his real na.
Damn.
So, this was all anticipated?
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