Students actually use the teacher's magic against the teacher, truly turning the world upside down.
Of course, this kind of saying is wrong, it belongs to a compositional fallacy, where sothing true for parts or individuals is directly extended to the whole, which is certainly not necessarily correct.
To refute this kind of saying is very simple. Right now, the biology teacher has a straightforward and relatable way related to biology:
Ten people impregnate your mother, can you be born in a month?
Though it's a bit too vulgar, it's biologically correct but not appropriate for a teacher.
Furthermore, knowing Lin Li ant no harm, such rude comnts are better kept in mind for rewarding the leadership.
So, the biology teacher just chuckled and let go of the thought of extending the class:
"Oh, our grade's number one has spoken, even as a teacher, I can't dare not comply."
This is not entirely a joke, if Lin Li can maintain the top rank in the grade, comparing his stature in the eyes of school leadership versus that of ordinary teachers, it's hard to say who holds more sway.
"If Lin Li's biology score drops next ti, I'll dig up today's matter," after joking, the biology teacher waved with a smile:
"Next biology class, everyone use the bathroom early, we'll start from the preparatory bell to wrap up this class's tail. Now everyone go eat, I've written the howork on the blackboard, check it out in the afternoon."
"Oh oh—"
"Thank you, teacher, goodbye!"
"Shouldn't you be thanking ?"
Lin Li's question went unnoticed.
"But... there's no chance left now..." However, unlike others, Zhou Baowei wasn't particularly delighted.
"No, there's still a chance." But Lin Li stood up this mont, his voice and gaze filled with determination.
"Hm? Lin Li..."
Zhou Baowei's once dim eyes sparkled with a glimr of hope upon hearing Lin Li's words, looking at him expectantly, hoping he would create a miracle.
Zhou Baowei believes in miracles, miracles have happened to him before.
There was a ti when Zhou Baowei had only twenty yuan left, with six days until the next allowance. Trusting in miracles, he chose to buy a twenty yuan lottery ticket.
Who would have imagined, a miracle really occurred!
——Zhou Baowei didn't starve to death after six days!
No wonder "Starwandering Notes" says those who believe in miracles are themselves as remarkable as miracles.
Anyone else would have died early!
Certainly, after this, Zhou Baowei thoroughly understood the saying "the brighter the color, the more dangerous."
The lottery's bright color was dangerous, but freeloading without any color was safe.
However, not everyone agrees on this, for example, Bai Bufan who was freeloaded on for six days disagrees — he thought he was going to starve to death.
As for Lin Li, after discovering Zhou Baowei's intent, he later opted to eat outside, and Zhou Baowei didn't follow and thus avoided further trouble.
"Yes, I have a way," facing Zhou Baowei's expectant look, Lin Li quickly nodded, then his gaze swept to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei:
"But I need sothing to help, do you have a mask and a hat? Quick, quick, quick! Ti waits for no one!"
"I have a mask... I think there's also a hat in the back cabinet..."
Zhou Baowei first took out a box of masks from the drawer, handing it to Lin Li to grab for himself, then rummaged through the storage cabinet for a hat, sowhat excitedly: "Found it!"
"OK! Leave it to !" Lin Li grabbed the gear and dashed out the door.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei watched Lin Li's back, a bit confused.
Didn't understand the purpose of the mask and hat.
Then.
"Hey?! Whose al card fell on the ground?"
Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
Just now, the voice at the stairway, it sounded like Lin Li with a pitched voice?
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei exchanged glances, then rushed out of the classroom, arriving at the corridor to look down.
By now, the figure wearing a hat and mask was already outside the first-floor teaching building.
——"Hey! Student in front! Did soone drop a al card? That one at the back!"
——"That student, seems like a teacher is calling you from behind? Maybe you should go back and check?"
——"Wow! A hundred yuan! Who dropped it?"
——"Oh my gosh! Everyone look, two squirrels on the tree are mating! Eek~ So shy o(*////▽////*)q~"
Every ti Lin Li shouted forwards or in another direction, he'd quickly bow his head, then after a while, raise his head again, repeating this.
Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "..."
In front, Lin Li's tricks were remarkably effective.
Many people stopped and started feeling their pockets for their al cards, while others glanced back towards the teaching building, and a few curiously gathered under the tree, searching for the mating squirrels.
"Such strong control."
"In MOBA gas, if there was such group control, it'd be hard to lose team fights."
Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan had complex expressions.
anwhile, the crowd downstairs took a while to verify, then asked each other until realizing they were tricked, looking towards Lin Li's distant figure, they cursed angrily:
"Dammit! Liar!"
"You brat! Don't let us catch you! Or you won't get away with this!"
"Does anyone know who he is? Damn!"
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei exchanged a glance, both fighting to suppress their smiles.
In elevating himself and weakening others, Lin Li decisively chose the latter.
No wonder he 'wasted ti' preparing masks and hats before the action, it certainly needed a disguise...
"Hahaha—Bufan, who do you think researched Lin Li's antics, how is he so brilliant?"
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