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After lunch, the three of them walked out of the cafeteria.
Not side by side, since there was Bao Wei, and the entrance wasn't wide enough.
Zhou Baowei happily patted his belly and then nodded towards the convenience store opposite the cafeteria: "Let's go to the store and buy so more stuff."
"You ate so clean even the auntie doesn't need to wash your plate, you're still not full?" Lin Li joked.
With Zhou Baowei's utensils at the recycling station, even flies would slip.
"How could I be full?" Zhou Baowei shrugged, feeling a bit innocent, "I usually add a few bowls of rice, but this bibimbap doesn't co with extra sauce, and if I add more rice, I fear the taste will fade, preventing from experiencing the best flavor.
Plus, I thought I'd eat less today to lose weight, so I didn't add any rice. Now that I'm not full, isn't that normal?
"Trying to lose weight again?" Lin Li scoffed, "Bao Wei, you're so pudgy now, even Bluetooth headphones struggle to connect when worn on both ears! And yet you're going to the store to keep eating?"
"Hey Lin Li, your words sting like hell," Zhou Baowei touched his ears, and after comparing the width, couldn't help but laugh-curse, "I'm just buying a cucumber to nibble on, alright?"
"Alright, let's go."
Lin Li chuckled and led the way, planning to buy so snacks himself.
After picking out items, Lin Li was heading for the exit while Zhou Baowei was already checking out using his al card, and Bai Bufan was still shopping.
"Grilled sausage, three yuan, okay, next." The woman at the register entered the amount on the al card machine, confirming the deduction was successful, then signaled to Zhou Baowei.
Lin Li raised an eyebrow and went over to kick Zhou Baowei's butt.
"What are you doing, ouch~~," Zhou Baowei turned back questioning.
"You said you were buying a cucumber, what's this grilled sausage?" Lin Li shouted.
Zhou Baowei paused at the words, took a bite of the sausage in his hand, and then exclaid in surprise, "Oh my god, this is a grilled sausage!? Lin Li, wait! I'm red-green colorblind, I thought this was a cucumber, what a ss~ oh well, I've bitten it already, guess I'll settle for it today and make do."
Then he took another bite, enjoying it with delight.
"Damn."
Sotis people laugh helplessly.
"Whenever you find a reason to eat, Bao Wei, your intelligence skyrockets." Lin Li also finished checking out and walked out, laughing and cursing at Zhou Baowei:
"You better be careful, or your future girlfriend will spin a Little Red Riding Hood tale for you."
Before Zhou Baowei could respond, Lin Li caught a glimpse of a al card falling out of a girl's pocket unnoticed as she walked forward.
So Lin Li shouted out: "Hey classmate, you dropped your al card!"
The girl heard, turned back, saw the al card on the ground, and quickly picked it up, thanking Lin Li.
Sight has weight, and the polite smile Lin Li returned elicited a sudden heaviness he hadn't had before.
Lin Li then suddenly realized.
He had made a catastrophic mistake.
However, it could be corrected, no worries.
Just then, Bai Bufan finished shopping and walked out of the store.
As soon as he ca out, Lin Li approached, pulled out a mask from his pocket: "Bufan, put on a mask."
Without waiting for Bai Bufan to refuse or agree, Lin Li directly put the mask on Bai Bufan—reversed direction for hygiene purposes.
"Why wear a mask?" Bai Bufan touched the mask, it seed fine, a bit puzzled.
Lin Li remained silent, only placing a hat on Bai Bufan's head as well.
Then.
Stepped back.
A little more, needed, stepped back again.
That's enough, Lin Li nodded, took a deep breath, pointed at Bai Bufan in shock: "Holy f*ck! It's that dog who lied to us to get food at lunch! Damn! He's here now!"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Even soone as experienced as Bai Bufan was totally blank in this mont.
The only one blank.
Instantly around, many people looked over with unfriendly expressions at the announcent.
Rember, entering the cafeteria around the sa ti ans leaving around the sa ti.
Just now, when Lin Li shouted "Hey classmate, you dropped your al card," many eyes quickly darted towards him.
These people shared a common experience—they all had a brief encounter with Lin Li today.
And his "Hey classmate, you dropped your al card," suddenly made them feel younger—20 minutes younger, back to when that mysterious person tricked them like rookies.
As they all turned to seek the voice's owner, Lin Li belatedly realized he had made such an unforgivable mistake.
Luckily, he had altered his voice slightly when shouting, so it didn't exactly match his previous tone, preventing imdiate detection.
As many seasoned criminals know, one way to escape suspicion is to offer a scapegoat.
Precisely.
Bai Bufan.
So Lin Li stepped back further, thoroughly rging into the crowd, pointing at Bai Bufan, and loudly scorned: "Hey, damn, how can you be so nasty! Understand you're eager to eat! But why lie?!"
"?"
Hey damn, Lin Li, how can you be so nasty!
A stunned Bai Bufan felt incredulity, his finger repeatedly motioning between Lin Li and himself: "Wait? Lin Li? You? Not ?"
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