After speaking, Lin Li stroked Bai Bufan's head:
"Bufan, I'll treat you to breakfast today."
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan couldn't hold back. He looked up angrily at Lin Li: "Woof woof! Thanks, brother!"
"Damn it! I'm the one who got scolded, why is Bufan getting treated?" Zhou Baowei, who was burying his head in breakfast, raised his head indignantly upon hearing this, rushed over and took a bite out of Bai Bufan's breakfast: "Half of this breakfast belongs to !"
"Bad piggy! Bad piggy! Damn it, Bao Wei, shut up! I eat halal, how can I eat sothing you've already eaten?"
"Wait! I didn't an for you to take it all—"
In the midst of the commotion, Bai Bufan finally managed to retrieve his breakfast.
Battle-damaged version.
"Why do you keep staring at ?" Noticing Lin Li's gaze, Bai Bufan turned his head to et it.
Lin Li appeared utterly bored: "Bufan, I'm so bored, it feels like there's nothing to look forward to."
"Ugh, freaking Monday is like this, if you really can't take it, go to the bathroom and take a break." Considering it's Monday, Bai Bufan thinks Lin Li's mood is normal.
Lin Li didn't respond.
He just leaned his face against his hand, gazing out the window.
Indeed, he seed really bored. Bai Bufan shrugged and continued eating breakfast.
Lin Li watched for a while, and just as the morning self-study was about to begin, he suddenly turned around excitedly and patted Bai Bufan's shoulder: "Bufan, how about finding so fun?"
Bai Bufan spat his breakfast back into the bowl, imdiately entering alert mode, and along with his breakfast, dashed to the back storage cabinet.
What "Bufan, how about finding so fun," Bai Bufan only heard "Bufan, how about I turn you into fun"!
Seeing Bai Bufan's reactive posture, Lin Li felt slightly hurt, and then gestured for him to co close:
"Hear out before reacting, it's just an identity swap ga."
"What, go ahead then." Bai Bufan remained cautious.
"From now on, for an entire morning, whoever's na is called, the other has to stand up, cross their arms, and look at the person with their nose while saying 'I am XXX, co at if there's a problem.'
Including if a teacher calls the na—like when asking questions in class.
But to prevent both of us from suffering equally, once the ga starts, no guiding actions are allowed, otherwise it doesn't count, everything is up to fate, it's better than a monotonous Monday in my opinion."
"No guiding?" Bai Bufan furrowed his brow, rubbing his chin, staring at Lin Li, starting to think.
This sounds like there's no trickery, but it's unlikely there's none.
This gaplay... Bai Bufan thinks being called by his buddies is actually inconsequential, the key risk and fun point is getting called by a teacher.
But without guidance, to be honest, the probability of teachers calling his na during class is much higher than them calling Lin Li's na.
There's a slight advantage.
Moreover, today is Chinese morning reading, and last week he didn't morize well, if the self-study is taken for checking morization, there's a high chance he will be called...
"But there can't be a chain reaction, right? Like if a teacher calls my na, after you stand up, the teacher will ask 'Lin Li, what are you doing', then I would have to stand up, isn't this mutual destruction, just one dying early, the other late?"
Having already agreed internally, Bai Bufan was still perfecting the rules.
"Okay, when called, the ga is paused." Lin Li then nodded thoughtfully, his whole deanor showing he didn't care about anything, just looking for sothing to do.
"What if soone doesn't dare to stand up?" Bai Bufan felt confident and began to get ready.
"100 yuan, for guiding behavior also penalized 100 yuan and doesn't count, whoever cheats will suffer erectile dysfunction in this lifeti," Lin Li nodded.
"Deal!"
"Start now?"
"OK." Bai Bufan nodded, hugging his arms, leaning on the chair: "Since we can't guide, I suggest we don't talk at all, eventually a teacher will call our nas."
"Deal." Lin Li found it feasible.
The two of them shut their mouths in tacit agreent.
"Bufan, did you do your practice questions, let copy." Zhou Baowei turned his head.
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
Lin Li snapped up, threw his notebook to Zhou Baowei: "I am Bai Bufan, co at if there's a problem!"
Zhou Baowei looked at the two idiots, not knowing what was going on, but respecting them.
Lin Li sat back down, exchanged a look with Bai Bufan, and nodded.
This was just an appetizer.
...
Soon, the morning self-study bell rang, and the Chinese class representative walked to the podium with a textbook.
Bai Bufan looked expectantly towards the door, hoping for Binbin's arrival, more eagerly hoping Binbin would call Lin Li's na.
Soon, the teacher appeared.
Xue Jian.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Hey, what the heck, how could it be Xue Jian?
After scanning the classroom, Xue Jian looked towards the corner of the classroom.
Which was the area where he sat, but it seed the direction was more toward his left.
Bai Bufan's eyes gradually widened, pupils shrinking.
Wait—
"Lin Li, co out for a mont." The shout in Bai Bufan's heart Xue Jian didn't hear, he gestured towards Lin Li to co over.
"..."
Silence.
Then.
Bai Bufan chanically turned his head, only to see Lin Li's earlier display of boredom and idleness had completely vanished, remaining now only a face that laughed with a dented expression akin to "Grand Blue" or "I'm The Boss".
Bu Hao! Fell for it!
"Damn! You! Mother! Of! Lin! Li!" Bai Bufan roared furiously, lowering his voice.
Lin Li grinned fiercely: "One! Hundred! Yuan!"
"..."
Bai Bufan stood up swiftly, expressionless, looking at Xue Jian: "I am Lin Li, co at if there's sothing!"
Xue Jian: "?"
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