Li Zashu: "..."
The room fell into a brief silence.
After a few seconds, Li Zashu's gaze towards Lin Li changed, from disdain to seriousness, even carrying a hint of... respect for a senior.
He lowered his voice, leaned in, and asked, "Bro, can I ask, how can you get it in without being noticed?"
Even the king has people he wants to harm.
Lin Li smiled slightly and shared everything he knew:
"It's simple. If it's your deskmate, just deliberately drop your pen by his feet before running laps, and when you bend down to pick it up, slip the pebble into his shoe.
If it's during the run, then prepare more pebbles, and as you run, flick them. Perseverance pays off, you'll hit the target eventually, and with practice, your hit rate will only increase."
Li Zashu listened with sparkling eyes, nodding repeatedly, looking at Lin Li with a few more degrees of admiration as if he was a towering mountain.
But actually, it wasn't Lin Li who thought of this.
It was Bai Bufan from a certain sword tomb in the trenches. After getting caught by Lin Li doing this, he shared this ultimate skill with him.
Later, the two even signed a mutual non-aggression pact over this and allied to harass others.
However, as of today, Lin Li has beco a Cultivator and has no interest in doing this—the tactics have evolved.
Now Lin Li only needs to infuse a pebble with the "Invisible Sword" and then control it to fly into soone's shoe during the run, just waiting for the mont when the opponent's face changes, their running posture starts to distort, and they try to kick the pebble to the front.
The aning of cultivation is fully demonstrated at this mont.
Therefore, after being victimized multiple tis, Bai Bufan seriously suspected that Lin Li violated the pact, but he had no evidence, so far still suspicious.
But this trick doesn't work on everyone.
It slid off Zhou Baowei several tis, perhaps because his soles are too thick, Bao Wei didn't even know a pebble got in.
Of course, it might also be that the pebble got crushed into powder, sacrificing itself.
Sotis Lin Li wonders if he put a pencil lead in Bao Wei's shoe, could it beco a diamond after a few days, a way to make money. Unfortunately, Bao Wei doesn't cooperate.
Having morized all of Lin Li's tricks, Li Zashu nodded, eyebrows twitching slightly, took a step back, as if the relationship that was originally drawing closer beca distant again: "This isn't the strength I want."
But it wasn't as decisive as before, Little Sasuke sat down by the desk, picked up a test paper, and asked Lin Li:
"You still need to pass the test of academic strength."
Lin Li shrugged indifferently, walked behind him.
This week he had already asked Wu Huizhen about Li Pingxing's study progress in advance and took so ti to prepare a lesson.
The knowledge of seventh grade is no pressure for him.
"What's the solution to 2x 1 = 5?"
"2."
Seventh grade is still teaching simple linear equations. Hearing such questions, Lin Li felt a bit out of place.
"What is 3(x - 2)= 12 without parentheses?"
"3x - 6."
"For the equation about x, ax 5=3x b, the solution is x=2, what's the relationship between a and b?"
However, Lin Li didn't answer this question; he frowned.
Not because the difficulty increased, but because he noticed, every ti he said an answer, this kid would write sothing on the test paper.
Could it be...
Lin Li leaned forward.
The entire test paper was almost blank, with only two multiple-choice questions answered—the ones Li Zashu just asked.
Lin Li's mouth slightly twitched: "Sasuke, are you cheating off my howork answers?"
This kid is a real talent.
Upon hearing this, Li Zashu lowered his voice and clenched his fist a bit unwillingly: "To think you detected my intentions within three questions, you guy, you've reached the threshold of 'Dust Secret', maybe qualified to fight alongside ..."
"As long as I'm qualified," ignoring this child's chuunibyou and all kinds of incomprehensible settings, Lin Li patted Li Zashu's back, raised his chin and said:
"Alright, you can start doing this howork first, if you really can't do it, just skip it.
Then bring your school bag, let see your recent howork and test papers."
Seeing Sasuke and the baby dragon finally sit down obediently, Lin Li also got down to business.
The reason for asking for the school bag and test papers is naturally to know which areas Li Zashu is weak in and not well grasped, so he can provide targeted guidance.
After all, it's a system task, although it doesn't emphasize words like 'doing one's best', if he doesn't treat this seriously, it definitely wouldn't be considered 'sincere'.
Taking the bag over, Lin Li started looking at the test papers.
"..."
"..."
After not looking for long, Lin Li's eyes widened: "[○･｀Д´･○]!"
Then he slightly twitched the corners of his mouth.
At this mont, he was looking at Li Zashu's essay question on a Chinese test paper—
Read the following materials, and write an essay based on the requirents:
"I once crossed mountains and seas, and also crossed crowded human seas."— "Ordinary Road"
"Mosquito flowers, though as small as grains of rice, also strive to bloom like peonies."— "Moss"
"Life is not only what's right in front of us, but also poetry and the fields far away."— "Life is Not Only What's in Front of Us"
What do the above materials make you think and associate with? Please write an article.
And Li Zashu's essay was:
"Mother's Love"
Rember that it was a rainy night, I had just finished reading "Ordinary Road", "Moss", "Life is Not Only What's in Front of Us" at ho and suddenly had a fever, so my mom took to the hospital in the heavy rain that night...
This is really hard to keep a straight face.
Lin Li flipped through a few other Chinese test papers with essays by Li Zashu.
Very good, it's all the sa.
This isn't just using a template recklessly, it's force-fitting one.
Moreover, why are these materials still being used by today's middle school students?
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