"Bai Bufan: @Wang Ze, you don’t know shit, you haven’t even touched the essence. n are yang, won are yin. Yang energy rises, yin energy descends. So using a man’s mouth to touch a woman’s foot is a representation of yin-yang harmony, the manifestation of Daoist principles."
"Zhang Haoyang: Well said, Mr. Bai’s words resonate deeply with ."
"Zhang Haoyang: Sigh, there are really a lot of cockroaches in my classroom, but not many porridge critics that I know."
"Yang Bangjie: ’Lewd pics’"
The boys’ group chat in Class 4 of Senior Year One is like this, full of shaful chat logs and pictures.
No one in the group would dare to open this chat in public. They would first look around, lower their phone brightness, and then open it.
"Lin Li: @Everyone, this group is getting more and more chaotic, gentlen, let’s discuss sothing academic, like an epiphany I had when I was tutoring."
"Lin Li: (A B) C=A (B C)"
"Wang Ze: ? Isn’t this the associative law of addition?"
"Zhang Haoyang: Wang Ze, you’re so smart to know that."
"Wang Ze: Dumbass."
"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, so what were you going to say?"
"Lin Li: Still don’t get it? Let give you an example: (Yang Guo Little Dragon Girl) Yin Zhiping=Yang Guo (Little Dragon Girl Yin Zhiping). Now, has any smart kid figured it out?"
"Wang Ze: ?"
"Zhou Baowei: ?"
"Bai Bufan: ?"
"Lin Li: ?"
Unable to resist, Lin Li tapped a 1, because 1 was just that alluring.
"Yang Bangjie: ’Lewd pics’"
Lin Li couldn’t resist saving the picture; this lewd pic was just so standard, so alluring.
"Bai Bufan: Are you suggesting... the associative law of addition is essentially NTR??"
"Lin Li: Exactly, leave it to you, Bufan. A teachable kid."
"Bai Bufan: Whoa damn! No wonder I don’t like math, the case is solved. How can we pure love warriors handle such a chaotic subject?"
A series of 1s followed.
"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, it’s already this late, you’re not still tutoring, are you? Are you ho yet?"
"Lin Li: Just got to my building, but no need to wait for . When I get back, I might not play Delta, just another search, fight, and retreat ga."
"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, what ga? Tarkov? Dark Zone Breakthrough? Or so new ga? Is it fun? Recomnd it?"
"Lin Li: The precursor of search, fight, and retreat, Forbidden Manga Heaven, fun, recomnded, but don’t overdo it."
"Wang Ze: (;☉_☉)?!"
"Wang Ze: What the hell kind of search, fight, and retreat is this?"
"Wang Ze: Whoa damn! This really is search, fight, and retreat!"
Wang Ze seed to be on so beast pills, contradicting himself with two ssages in a row.
"Bai Bufan: @Lin Li, call when you play. I’m now lying on Bao Wei’s bed, rounding it off that counts as a trio. We’ll escort Bao Wei’s bed, everything we earn goes to it."
"Lin Li: OK."
"Zhou Baowei: ? What do you an by escorting my bed? What do you an all the stuff goes to it?"
"Bai Bufan: ’The Beast Senpai’ ugh ugh ah ah."
"Zhou Baowei: Bufan, you know, just now my window fogged up, so I wrote your whole family’s nas, and then when the fog cleared, your whole family disappeared @Bai Bufan."
"Bai Bufan: Is your language this filthy? Bao Wei, you really have been blinded by lard!"
"Lin Li: Don’t fight, don’t fight."
"Yang Bangjie: ’Lewd pics collection’"
Lin Li decided to diate.
"’Yang Bangjie’ was muted by ’Lin Li’ for ten minutes."
"Lin Li retracted a group ssage."
"Bai Bufan: Did you damn forward it to yourself before muting and retracting? Hogging it all?"
"Bai Bufan: @Lin Li, Lin Li, you know, just now my window fogged up, so I wrote your whole family’s nas..."
"Zhou Baowei: @Lin Li, Lin Li, you know..."
"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, Lin Li, you know..."
"..."
The essence of humans once again beca an echo chamber.
This ti I’ll skip the 1, already at the doorstep, Lin Li put the phone back in her pocket, took out the keys, smiled, and kept his achievents and reputation secret.
Truly a master of diation, effortlessly stopping Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei from fighting.
What does it matter to bear such infamy? Right or wrong, leave it to the future to say, beseech the heavens to discern loyalty and treachery!
Although it’s already past ten, for Lin Li, it’s still early. After quickly washing up, Lin Li manifested the "Fire Separation Sword Nourishing Gourd," letting pure Spiritual Qi fill the bedroom, then sat cross-legged and imrsed himself in cultivation once more.
...
In the pitch-black bedroom, Lin Li suddenly opened his eyes, gleaming brightly.
The Spiritual Qi that was previously gently surrounding him suddenly beca more agitated, like stirred by an invisible vortex, stirring up air currents that fluttered his hair and clothes.
"Soon."
An indescribable feeling of excitent still lingered in his heart, as if separated by a thin veil.
Still eager, Lin Li’s gaze fell on the "Certificate of Celestial Being" on his wrist. Without hesitation, with a thought, the "Certificate of Celestial Being" shattered and disappeared from his wrist.
The familiar feeling of "Celestial Being" returned to his body.
With only an hour, unwilling to waste ti, Lin Li imdiately closed his eyes and continued to operate the Foundation Establishnt Dharma thod given to him by Shanqing Daoist and Deng Wen in his heart.
Just now, Lin Li, who was slowly advancing his Foundation Establishnt progress, triggered the "Certificate of Celestial Being," and this trigger lasted over fifty minutes, almost reaching the trigger limit.
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