"Haha."
In the living room, Lin Li laughed heartily.
However, it had nothing to do with Wang Ze's comnts.
——Damn it, the ntal progress bar went up.
This ti, after a brief pause, Lin Li suddenly realized the system's aning.
Screw "refine the soul," to translate: just ntally torture yourself.
That damned system.
But Lin Li shook his head, not too annoyed. Since it's like this, the task is even simpler.
...
At this mont, Yang Bangjie was privately ssaging Lin Li, the permissions dog, trying to complain:
"Yang Bangjie: A good person who does good all their life does one bad thing and reveals their true nature, while a bad person who does bad all their life does one good thing and is called a redeed soul, life…"
Damn, did you forget all the normal color images I contributed to the group?
First, they call a hero, then they ditch ?
"Yang Bangjie: Also, Lin Li, you wouldn't be unaware, right? Only the owner and admins can set highlights in the group, and you're an admin appointed by Wang Ze."
"Yang Bangjie: Don't you think you're the permissions dog? It can be seen, admins are just tools for the owner's settings, this is Wang Ze's obedience test for you!"
"Lin Li: Just let others be, and don't highlight anymore. Send that naked apron collection, I'm craving so Red Stone."
"Yang Bangjie: 'Image collection'"
"Yang Bangjie: Alright, so you want to gross others out too, good ambition, also, help lift the mute in the group."
After regaining freedom, Yang Bangjie howled a few monts in the group, then started scrolling TikTok.
Not long after, the ssage bar popped up, it was still Lin Li.
"Lin Li: Any more? Send sothing else."
"Little greedy cat." Yang Bangjie shook his head with a smile, opened QQ again, found so crap from a few group chats he joined, and sent it to Lin Li.
As an internet patrol dog, the biggest issue is phone storage. Adding too many groups, accidentally clicking a group chat can easily be tens or hundreds of MB.
But for everyone to eat the hot shit and see fresh color pictures, this small sacrifice is nothing.
"Lin Li: Any more?"
Just five minutes later, Lin Li's ssage ca again, leaving Yang Bangjie a bit stunned, but he kept moving and continued transferring:
"Yang Bangjie: 'Chat collection'"
"Yang Bangjie: 'Chat collection'"
Yang Bangjie continued to forward, but Lin Li already replied instantly:
"Lin Li: Bro, this batch isn't pure, doesn't feel stone enough, can you send stronger stuff?"
"Yang Bangjie: ?"
"Yang Bangjie: What the heck?"
"Lin Li: Seeing too much of this crap raises resistance, now my friends can't feel the thrill they once had, not as satisfying anymore. Bro, I need purer stuff."
"Yang Bangjie: …Alright, I'll look for it."
"Yang Bangjie: 'ssage collection,' how about this, Nanjing Sister Red, recent top-tier crap."
Lin Li didn't reply, probably starting to enjoy the Red Stone.
Yang Bangjie then sighed with relief.
But as soon as he opened TikTok—
"Lin Li: Finished watching, not bad, found so feeling again, any more?"
"Yang Bangjie: What's wrong with you and your friends?"
"Lin Li: Bro, stop yelling, hurry and find it, I'm begging you 'kneeling' 'kneeling'"
"Yang Bangjie: Don't rush, can't eat hot shit when in a hurry."
"Lin Li: Okay, bro."
But after two minutes, Yang Bangjie hadn't found anything worth forwarding.
Alas, Stone is so scarce when needed.
But soone couldn't wait any longer.
"Lin Li: Bro? Ready? My friend's impatient."
"Lin Li: Bro, where's the new stuff, hasn't arrived yet?"
"Lin Li: Bro, you there? I'm craving Red Stone."
"Lin Li: Bro, send another pile, I'm about to collapse, I beg you bro, I feel ants crawling on , my whole body shakes, almost can't breathe, please just send one more pile, just one more, I swear I'll never touch this stuff again, I just can't hold back…"
"Lin Li: If you send Red Stone, I'll satisfy whatever you want, isn't one ti enough… Please…"
Looking at this crap addict, Yang Bangjie took a deep breath, his mouth twitching slightly.
"Yang Bangjie: 'ssage collection'"
"Lin Li: Here? I'll eat!"
"Lin Li: ? Damn it! Why are they all my ssages I just sent you?"
"Yang Bangjie: Anyone who thinks these chat records aren't Stone is a god."
"Yang Bangjie: What? Don't eat what you lay? You're quite particular about this, an expert."
"Lin Li: ?"
...
The next day.
[Task Three completed.]
[You have received rewards: Physical Improvent: Body strength enhanced by 50%, Divine Sense enhanced by 50%; Concentration Powder *1; Red Refining Pill *1]
While heavily running on the street, Lin Li paused upon seeing this ssage, exhaling a puff of breath.
Effortlessly tearing open his coat, he packed the sandbags and iron blocks from his body and backpack into the "Qiankun Ring."
The task's completion speed wasn't slow, taking only half a day.
After all, the rewards were just that, not even a task with system currency, how hard could it be?
The two pills given are no longer sothing the Cultivation Realm novice Lin Li hasn't acquired before, but having been recorded in guides, he has long known them to be regular, basic pills.
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