Chen Tianming: "Why don’t you ask ?"
Qin Zeyu: "Haha, you’re sitting at the sa table with , why should I ask you."
Chen Tianming flipped the bird.
"? I already bought a snake fruit over the weekend, no need to buy another." Wang Ze replied proudly, he was well prepared.
"What you bought over the weekend, be careful it might have spoiled after a few days." Qin Zeyu said with so expectation in his eyes, "When Senior Sister Qian gets the apple and shows it to her classmates, oh, if it’s rotten, wouldn’t you be dood?"
"Heh, don’t worry, how could I make such a mistake? Actually, I check it every day; I just confird this morning, and it’s in extrely good condition," Wang Ze said contentedly, having thought it through:
"Before I deliver it tomorrow, I’ll confirm it one last ti. If by any chance it’s spoiled, then I’ll just buy another from the small shop."
"Alright, I guess you’re well prepared."
As everyone turned their gaze toward him, Lin Li shrugged indifferently and said, "I also already have a plan."
Qin Zeyu clicked his tongue twice, even more envious.
Then, Qin Zeyu suddenly paused, and after a mont of hesitation, he turned to Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, is that apple stored in the dorm?"
"Yes, why?" Wang Ze nodded, puzzled as to why Qin Zeyu suddenly asked this.
Qin Zeyu frowned and slowly presented a possibility: "Bao Wei left early because he was in a hurry to use the bathroom at noon... Haoyang chose instant noodles for lunch... If Bao Wei, feeling bored after using the bathroom, decided to visit the neighboring dorm..."
Before Qin Zeyu finished speaking, Wang Ze’s face beside Lin Li completely changed.
—"Oh no! My Immortal Pill!!!"
Damn, to check the condition of the apple, I left it unwrapped, "Brothers, have so courtesy," if Zhou Baowei really eats it!!
Oh no!
It’s ant for Qian Ying!
No being a little glutton! Bao—Wei—!
Watching Wang Ze sprint out of the small shop at lightning speed, Qin Zeyu smiled with satisfaction.
This feels refreshing.
Haha, being single is great, you never have such worries; Wang Ze must envy as a single dog right now.
Qin Zeyu looked at Lin Li.
Click, Lin Li seems invincible, his defenses are multi-dinsional, there’s no flaw, boring.
After thinking for a while, Qin Zeyu shook his head helplessly, ignoring Chen Tianming, whom he thought was not at his table, and walked towards the remaining Bai Bufan:
"Bufan, looks like it’s just the two of us relying on each other. How about we buy an apple and exchange them tomorrow, and say it’s from a girl to save so face."
However, as Qin Zeyu approached with an apple, Bai Bufan suddenly scread and backed away, clutching his head: "Get it away, get it away, ahhhh, I’m going to be a doctor in the future, I can’t bear to see apples ahhhh—"
Sotis it’s really helpless studying in Class Four of the first year, you never know what storyline your classmates will unfold next.
Right now, Qin Zeyu’s expression just froze there.
After a mont, he silently chose to give a middle finger.
This Bufan, not the life of a doctor, but has the illness of a doctor, right?
However, a fun fact, eating a doctor a day can keep doctors away better than an apple a day.
Unfortunately, not many people in the world understand this truth; you rarely see news about soone eating a doctor.
"Bufan, are you sure you want to be a doctor?" Watching Qin Zeyu put the apple back, Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan and asked with a smile.
"What’s wrong?" Bai Bufan stopped roaring and looked at Lin Li cautiously.
Lin Li smiled slightly: "Don’t make a rash decision, let compare so things for you first."
"Compare what?"
Lin Li: "Studying dicine and doing ’chicken’ (slang for prostitution)."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"You can compare those?"
Lin Li smiled slightly and began:
"Doing ’chicken,’ starts at 500 a night, studying dicine, only 20 a night, oh right, if you intern at a tight-spot big hospital, you even have to pay."
"Doing ’chicken,’ if you don’t want to do it, you don’t have to, but studying dicine, even if you don’t want to do it, you still have to."
"Doing ’chicken,’ once you send the client away, they’re gone, but studying dicine, after sending the patient away, you still have to write their dical record."
"Doing ’chicken,’ half an hour of work—encountering guests like Zeyu and Tianming, might not even take that long, two minutes tops, but studying dicine, more than seven or eight hours a night."
"Doing ’chicken,’ directly sleep after the night shift, but studying dicine, after the night shift, you still have to answer questions like ’Doctor, can the patient who wants to eat the strawberry-flavored jelly?’ and ’Doctor, my grandpa seems to have been diagnosed with happy pulse, what to do’ this kind of bullsh*t.
Even after being tortured like this, you can’t ask them ’You guys sick in the middle of the night or what,’ because they really are sick, and will surely reply ’Indeed.’
"Admittedly, doing ’chicken’ has the risk of infectious disease, but does studying dicine not have any?"
"Finally, both studying dicine and doing ’chicken’ have a high probability of ending up in jail, but doing ’chicken’ is civil, lighter, studying dicine is mostly criminal, more serious."
After speaking, Lin Li maintained a serene smile, looking at Bai Bufan:
"Anyway, I’ve said enough, the rest you figure out yourself."
Bai Bufan: "..."
Sweating buckets, dude.
No wonder Brother Shu Ren chose to quit dicine and pursue literature.
This studying dicine can’t even save the people, let alone save oneself.
"Zeyu, go grab a couple of apples." Seeing Qin Zeyu return, Bai Bufan said resolutely.
Qin Zeyu was taken aback: "You’re not going to be a doctor anymore?"
Bai Bufan angrily replied: "Screw being a doctor, I might as well be a screw."
Qin Zeyu: "(;☉_☉)?"
Watching the laughing Lin Li and Chen Tianming, damn, what did I miss.
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