"Let go of , let go of , big brother, big brother, why are you pinning my pant leg!"
"When a person dies, the sphincter muscles completely relax. I’m just trying to reduce the workload for our other colleagues. You’ve killed so many people, don’t tell you’re not aware of such basic knowledge?"
"..."
No matter how Zhen Haoren struggled, he was still pressed onto the specially made wheelchair by the doorway and then pushed outside.
"I beg you, let go."
"I still have so much left undone, I still want to live."
"I..."
...
Death Penalty Humanized Conversation Office
Staff: [General Surgeon]
Status: On duty
"Next, Fear."
Looking at Zhen Haoren being pushed in, [General Surgeon] in a white coat appeared very professional. After pushing Zhen Haoren in, the staff who brought him left the room, shut the door, leaving ti to the General Surgeon.
"I really can make contributions, give a chance, really, give a chance."
The General Surgeon, speaking to the hoarse-voiced Zhen Haoren:
"Alright, alright, I understand, I’m submitting your objection process right now."
Saying this, the General Surgeon opened the office software in his hand and began to submit the application—
"The forr Gluttonous Legislator cadre Fear has an objection to the death penalty, applying for reconsideration."
Seeing the General Surgeon’s phone interface, Zhen Haoren felt a glimr of hope and relaxed completely.
"You are really a good person, doctor, thank you, thank you."
"That’s what everyone says."
With a smile, the General Surgeon adjusted the gold-rimd glasses on his nose and began working:
"May I ask, are you satisfied with the severance al arranged by us this morning?"
Zhen Haoren:...
Seeing Zhen Haoren’s lack of response, the General Surgeon continued nonchalantly:
"Okay, then that ans satisfied. Next question: Have today’s staff shown you humane care?"
Zhen Haoren: "No! They were very rude!"
General Surgeon: "Mm-hmm, then that ans humane care is considered sufficient."
Zhen Haoren: ???
"Next question: Are you satisfied with my work?"
This ti, without waiting for Zhen Haoren’s response, the General Surgeon continued:
"Very satisfied. Alright, interview over, do you have any questions for ?"
Zhen Haoren: "No, doctor, no, I..."
General Surgeon: "If you don’t have any questions, I’ll call the next one."
Zhen Haoren: "Yes, yes, yes! I have a question! What’s the free dicine?"
General Surgeon: "Air."
Zhen Haoren: "No, injecting air is really painful at death...no, how can air count as dicine!"
General Surgeon: "But it’s free."
Zhen Haoren: "Well...well...what happens if the family doesn’t pay for the execution bullet?"
At this mont, Zhen Haoren just wanted to ask more questions and drag on until the General Surgeon’s ’objection application’ received a reply.
The General Surgeon opened the tablet in his hand and said:
"No worries, family paynt is just one of the paynt thods. We see you have a company under your na, I can now write a slip for you, so your company pays this amount."
Saying this, the General Surgeon tapped away on the tablet, and a slip popped out of the nearby printer—
"Death Penalty Bullet Reimbursent Slip"
Then, the General Surgeon opened the drawer, took out a stamp, huffed on its base a few tis, and stamped it—
"Special Stamp for Application of Ten Fatal Bullets"
"Look, I reimbursed ten bullets for you, each five bucks, fifty bucks altogether, usually enough to kill you."
Zhen Haoren:...
The General Surgeon said, began operating the tablet again, logging into Zhen Haoren’s personal information, and then...
...
"Congratulations Lord Wuchang, no overti, daily active users reached 20,000!"
Xiao Shuai stood at the podium, raising the champagne in his hand to his colleagues:
"Although the boss isn’t here today, the achievents we have today are all thanks to the boss. Let’s raise our glasses now, thanking the boss..."
Just as everyone was about to raise their glasses and drink heartily, everyone’s phones started to ring.
Soone glanced at their phone and shouted joyfully:
"It’s the boss sending a ssage in the group."
This voice instantly excited everyone; how long, how long since the boss ssaged.
Everyone thought the boss might have died!
But now, finally, the boss appeared in the work group!
All rumors are dispelled!
Without the boss, everyone achieved such results, if the boss were there...
However, when they saw the boss’s ssage and picture in the group, everyone’s brows knitted tightly.
"Death Penalty Bullet Reimbursent Slip"?
Transfer fifty bucks, purchase bullets?
Soone spoke:
"Recently, Valve City did a lot of online fraud, I think this boss’s account might be hacked, we should just ignore it."
"But the boss’s information wouldn’t be good."
"..."
Saying this, everyone’s gaze shifted to the company’s finance departnt.
The finance departnt gave a reassuring gesture and then madly tapped at the phone screen before hitting send:
"Boss, please allow us to reject your reimbursent request! According to company regulations, reimbursent must be backed by valid invoices, this slip isn’t an invoice, it doesn’t et our company’s reimbursent conditions."
...
Death Penalty Humanized Conversation Office
General Surgeon: "Your reimbursent request was rejected by your staff, so we’ll opt for injecting air."
Zhen Haoren: "No, I still have a brother, my brother, your Corpse Interpreter, ask him!"
General Surgeon: "He’s on the plane now, no signal, asking is pointless. Any other questions?"
Zhen Haoren: "Doctor, has the objection received a reply yet?"
The General Surgeon glanced at his phone, showed the interface to Zhen Haoren:
"This objection application needs to go through many processes. Look, the first step, Logistics Team leader’s opinion isn’t there yet, many processes need to be passed, many leaders need to review, then a eting must be held to discuss, usually takes three to five working days, leaders are very busy..."
Hearing the General Surgeon’s words, Zhen Haoren’s face turned completely dark.
Three to five working days!
He was supposed to die by twelve noon!
He wanted to slam the table, but his hands were bound.
"Are you kidding, are you playing with !!!"
General Surgeon: "Ah, you found out, really boring, you figured it out so quickly."
The General Surgeron’s gentle smile restrained, he leaned forward, staring directly into Zhen Haoren’s eyes:
"Our humaneness is for those whom you, people like you, tortured to death, humane for them, hmm...it’s a bit twisted, but it’s fine, you’ve been deprived of any rights anyway.
By the way, remind you, maintain your present anger, when you die later, I hope you maintain this state! I like it very much."
Saying this, the General Surgeon rolled up his sleeve and flicked it in front of Zhen Haoren.
"Alright, next one!"
Zhen Haoren, suddenly agitated, shouted towards the staff entering the room:
"Grab him! He’s under Furious Legislator!"
However, no one paid any attention.
Everyone was used to it; before death, people liked to speak nonsense.
The General Surgeon watched Zhen Haoren struggle, in despair, rage, yelling and leaving, shook his head:
"Gluttonous Legislator’s n are all brainless fools, why go breaking the law?"
Saying that, the General Surgeon continued going through the list in his hand, began to call nas.
...
noon.
City Managent Team.
At the stadium.
Host 846290, seeing the ti is about right, walked onto the stage to begin her work:
"Ladies and gentlen, good afternoon to everyone. Today, the weather is lovely with clouds everywhere, and in this...
Now, please allow to introduce the guests attending today’s event...
Mayor of Ke Chen City, welco!
Deputy Mayor of Ke Chen City, welco!
Director of Ergency Managent Bureau of Ke Chen City, welco!
...
Now, let’s invite our Ke Chen City Mayor to give a speech."
In the scattered applause, the Ke Chen City Mayor, holding a sheet of paper, took to the stage, first sweeping his gaze over the crowd, then instinctively pressing his hand down.
Hmm...
Not much applause.
These Extraordinary individuals really don’t cooperate.
But that’s okay...
Can’t beat them, then endure.
"First, let’s give a round of applause to thank the friends who are testing the law with their bodies. They, later, will use their lives to compose the supernatural order of our Ke Chen City..."
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