My golden finger has a problem!
My golden finger has a big problem!
Being single is one thing!
But being a single dog?!
Look at the description of the displayed buff effect——
1. Single crowd.
2. Dog crowd.
3. Dogs owned by single people.
The textual description is really accurate.
Anyone who sees it would understand it imdiately...
What the heck!
How could there be such a spirit root!
But...
What if?
Who doesn’t like faster cultivation speed?
Give it a try?
...
"Teacher, there’s an Ultraman!"
"Wow! Ultraman, it’s Ultraman Tiga!"
"It’s not night yet, and we’re already dreaming! Kids who want to watch Ultraman can go ho and watch it. Today, let’s continue learning addition..."
Lin Hao let an incarnation wearing the [Ultraman Tiga Robe] fly to the rooftop of the tallest building of a certain kindergarten.
This is where Lin Hao believes most single people gather.
At this kindergarten, Lin Hao wants to try cultivating himself.
After his Divine Thought scanned an area of a hundred ters and confird safety...
Lin Hao’s main body and incarnation began cultivating simultaneously.
Half an hour later, Lin Hao and his incarnation opened their eyes at the sa ti.
After synchronizing their thoughts, Lin Hao and his incarnation found that their cultivation speeds were about the sa.
It seems that staying in so-called single crowds to boost the cultivation speed was indeed incorrect.
As if such a ridiculous buff thod exists...
The main body hasn’t put down the half-price milk tea cup, while the incarnation, feeling bored, unfurled Divine Thought to sense the vitality of the children...
"You’re my good friend! Let’s go jump rope."
"No, he wants to play Cat’s Cradle with !"
"He’s my good friend! We promised to play basketball together!"
"Stop arguing, we’re all good friends."
"..."
Lin Hao & Incarnation: What a mistake.
It seems one must be careful in choosing where to find single crowds.
But places with lots of dogs are easy to find.
Let’s try again.
Lin Hao put down the half-price milk tea cup, picked it back up, and employed [One Energy Transforms into Two Pristine Ones].
This ti, the incarnation stayed at the City Managent Team’s guesthouse, while Lin Hao took a cab to Ke Chen City Stray Dog Shelter...
...
"Woof, woof, woof!"
"Woof, woof, woof!"
"Woof, woof, woof!"
No joke, this place indeed had a ton of dogs.
Especially after the Extraordinary Universal School’s [Dog Trainer] caused quite a scene in Ke Chen City——
A city version of the "Extraordinary Mad Dog Rampage."
Ke Chen City had no choice but to shelter stray dogs!
"Hello, sir, are you here to adopt a dog?"
Seeing soone arriving, a person in a red vest quickly approached Lin Hao.
"Can I just have a look around?" Lin Hao responded.
"Absolutely, absolutely, every dog here has been vaccinated and received basic training, they’re all very friendly."
After smiling at Lin Hao, the red vest trotted to greet another visitor.
"Do any of the puppies catch your eye? They’re all very good...
So of the dogs may have slight physical disabilities, but they are all inherently gentle, they all hope to have a ho...
Like the dogs that have recently attacked people, they are in the minority..."
"..."
It seems if Lin Hao’s lower-grade firewood-attribute single dog spirit root really has a buff effect, this place surely works...
So many dogs here, can’t all be like overworked employees turned dogs, can they?
But it seems there’s nowhere to cultivate here...
Oh...
There is a place!
To the n’s restroom.
[To try accelerating cultivation speed, future Immortal Venerable Lin Hao swallowed pride and entered the latrine to cultivate]
Hey hey hey...
Though it’s a restroom, no need to write such a flavorso log entry!
This restroom is quite clean.
Look, there’s even a mobile "Cultural Creativity Red Flag" at the entrance.
Inside, there’s no sll at all, very clean and tidy.
At the entrance of the stalls, there’s a notice——
Common Zone.
Accessible Zone.
Constipation Zone...
No joke, everything is considered carefully.
Lin Hao entered the Constipation Zone, pulled a folding table from the Storage Bag, set it up, and sat cross-legged on it.
After slightly cultivating for ten minutes, Lin Hao opened his eyes...
This cultivation speed!
Clearly twice as fast as when in the kindergarten and City Managent Team!
The buff effect of the single dog spirit root isn’t just talk, it’s real...
This place, gotta co often!
But coming daily would be weird.
Lin Hao left the restroom and wandered around the center for a while, eventually approaching a red vest.
"Hello, my family won’t let keep dogs, but I really love dogs. Can I donate money here? I’d like to co here to see the dogs sotis whenever possible."
"Sure, sure, our center is financially tight, most of the ti we rely on donations from kind people to sustain."
"I’ll donate money next month when I get paid!"
"No worries, no rush, donating isn’t compulsory!"
...
Leaving Ke Chen City Stray Dog Shelter, hearing the "Woof, woof, woof" behind——
[Lin Hao listens to the constant barking, knowing he’s being cheered on!]
[Lin Hao only needs to provide a certain amount of Spirit Stones monthly to enjoy the Spirit Gathering Array (Dog Edition) resources]
It seems this place has been determined as the "Spirit Gathering Array" by the log.
However, the Array Foundation Stone...
is the Puppy Patrol, after all.
If breaking through the Foundation Establishnt Stage hadn’t cost Lin Hao a lot recently, Lin Hao... his incarnation might have moved in imdiately.
Cultivate tirelessly day and night.
Even at the early Foundation Establishnt Stage, it’s just the beginning!
Now, the incarnation’s voice anxiously echoed in Lin Hao’s consciousness——
"Main body, let’s borrow money from Li Chuchu!"
"Borrow so, and pay back next month!"
"It’s not like we can’t pay it back!"
"I want to join the Puppy Patrol for cultivation now!"
"If you’re worried about emotional debt, just offer support later!"
"With our lifespan, helping until death won’t be a big problem!"
"I need to cultivate! The Cultivation Realm is so dangerous!"
"..."
Though the incarnation’s idea seed sowhat reasonable, Lin Hao...
didn’t want to owe emotional debt. Today’s performance at the amusent park already clearly signaled to the other party.
Hoping they could take the hint~
Just be a good boss, a good partner, while Lin Hao...
continues shaking his milk tea.
Now that the [Dog Trainer] has been caught, believe , Ke Chen City’s market will soon be bustling again.
By then, the Foundation Establishnt Stage Milk Tea Master will make a coback...
And surely, he will again bring a little bit of shock to the Ke Chen City milk tea scene!
Of course, the sales will surely get even prettier!
...
On the other hand, the toad glasses-suited man caught by the City Managent Team was sitting...
in the interrogation room.
"Hi, you see our attitude; we’re rather friendly, hoping you can tell us about your organization."
"Rest assured, rest assured, your City Managent Team in Ke Chen City doesn’t need to be so tense, I’m not a bad guy."
"Whether you’re bad or not, we’ll investigate...
But, we have certain suspicions, otherwise, you’d be in the interrogation room instead of the questioning room...
Now, we just want to understand your background...
If you don’t tell us, we’ll post a missing person notice online."
In the questioning room, after a long silence, the toad glasses-suited man spoke:
"In any case, I’m not a mber of the Hidden Cultivation Association, their mbers are very well-hidden and wouldn’t get caught by official Extraordinary Organizations, the rest, write what you will...
Thank you."
"Alright, understood, continue, why did you co to Ke Chen City..."
The conversation that followed was smooth, like running tap water, couldn’t stop, couldn’t stop at all...
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