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Now reading: Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment from The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism, a Fantasy novel by JudeTraore.

The pain hit like a freight train that had been hiding behind a curtain.

Every muscle in my body locked at the sa ti. My jaw clenched so hard I heard my teeth grind. My spine went rigid and sothing deep in my chest cavity compressed like a fist squeezing an engine block. The bones in my forearms burned. My quadriceps fired without permission, launching off the mattress and onto the floor where I landed on my hands and knees with a thud that I prayed to God didn’t carry through the walls to Sloane’s room.

The agility increase hit different from the others. Where Strength felt like soone shoving reinforced steel cables through my muscle fibers, Agility felt like my entire nervous system was being rewritten. My tendons shortened and lengthened in alternating waves. My ankles popped. My wrists rotated through ranges of motion they’d never attempted. My spine adjusted itself vertebra by vertebra in a cascade that rolled from my tailbone to the base of my skull like a wave of controlled detonations.

Dexterity was almost surgical. My fingers twitched individually, each one recalibrating its relationship with the others. My hand-eye coordination upgraded in a way I could feel happening in real ti. The gap between seeing sothing and reaching for it shrank to almost nothing.

Intelligence. That was the one that always scared . My brain expanded its processing capacity while I was conscious and aware of the expansion, which produced the specific sensation of being able to think about more things simultaneously while one of those things was my awareness of the process that was letting think about more things simultaneously. Recursive and awful and over in about four seconds that felt like forty.

Endurance ca last and hit the hardest. My cardiovascular system reworked itself from the ground up. My lungs deepened. My heart thickened. My blood vessels widened and strengthened and my recovery baseline, already absurd from Boundless Stamina, settled into sothing that felt like I could run a marathon and be ready for a second one by the ti I crossed the finish line.

Then it stopped.

I lay face-down on the hardwood floor with my cheek against the cool surface and my arms splayed out like I’d been dropped from a helicopter. My t-shirt was soaked through with sweat. A thin line of drool connected my lower lip to the floor.

Attractive.

I peeled myself up. Sat back on my heels. Flexed my hands open and closed.

Oh.

The difference between fifty and eighty was not incrental. It was categorical. I stood and the room felt smaller. Not because the dinsions had changed but because I could move through it faster and with more control. My feet found the floor with a sureness that hadn’t existed before. When I reached for the water bottle on my nightstand, my hand arrived before the thought finished forming.

I checked the screen.

STR: 80

AGI: 80

DEX: 80

INT: 80

END: 80

SP: 3,320

Eighty across the board. Clean. Balanced. Every attribute at the sa level, which ant no obvious weaknesses for an observant opponent to exploit and no specialized strengths that would force into a predictable style. The generalist build. The "I can do everything pretty well and nothing will kill imdiately" build.

Also known as the only build that makes sense when your abilities co from a slot machine and you never know what tool you’ll need next.

I rolled my shoulders. Bounced on my toes. The movent felt imdiate in a way that took half a second to register.

I threw a jab at empty air. My fist snapped out and returned to guard with a speed that would have been physically impossible two months ago when this whole insane process started.

Eighty Agility ant I was faster than any baseline human currently living.

Eighty Strength ant I could bench press a motorcycle without particular strain, assuming I ever needed to do sothing that specific and impractical.

Eighty Intelligence ant my brain was running sowhere in the neighborhood of sixty percent above maximum human processing speed.

Fast enough to handle combat data in real ti without the Oracle Feed’s help if the situation required it.

This was good.

This was very good, actually.

But it wasn’t what I’d co down here to test.

I pulled the Joyful Cloud from my inventory.

The weapon materialized in my right hand with a weight that surprised . Not heavy in the sense of burden. Dense.

The kind of weight that communicated quality without making any noise about it. Three sections of ivory-white material connected by golden chains that didn’t make a sound when they shifted.

Each segnt was about two feet long. The whole assembly collapsed into a compact rod that fit comfortably in one palm when I adjusted my grip. The gold caps on each end caught moonlight from the window and threw it back in warm, precise sparks.

The surface was cool to the touch. Smooth like river stone that had spent decades under running water.

The knowledge of how to use it was already there.

Not morized. Not learned through repetition or practice or any other normal process that involved putting in ti and effort. Installed.

When I shifted my grip, my wrists knew the angle before I consciously chose it. When I adjusted my stance, my feet found positions I’d never trained in. The weapon’s history lived in my hands the sa way Blitz lived in my legs now.

Not muscle mory earned through practice. Information uploaded directly into the nervous system by a System that did not believe in learning curves and had never pretended otherwise.

I gave the staff an experintal spin. The sections flowed. The chains whispered through the motion without catching or snagging. My right hand guided the rotation while my left moved into position for the catch without telling it to.

Perfect.

Too perfect, technically, but I’d stopped questioning the System’s thods sowhere around the point where it gave Oracle Feed and expected to just deal with having a voice in my head that occasionally offered color comntary on my life choices.

I needed space. More space than my bedroom offered, which was saying sothing given the size of the guest room in a Creston Hills estate.

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