Capítulo 1382: Chapter 1382: The Most Scam System in History (Third Update)
“Do you naturally have a sharp tongue?” Zhang Fan gritted his teeth.
At this mont, he really wanted to punch this guy!
“Sorry, I learned it from you!”
The system’s response almost made Zhang Fan spit out a mouthful of blood!
MMP!
When was I ever sharp-tongued?
Was I?
Was I?
“Hehe! Don’t you have a little self-awareness? Think about it, if I didn’t learn from you, the big dummy, who else did I learn from?”
The system’s voice left Zhang Fan completely silent!
Big dummy!
Big dummy!
When did I beco a big dummy?
FUCK YOU!
“Okay, now tell what I should do!” Zhang Fan didn’t dare to confront the system anymore.
Really, dealing with sothing without a physical form that you can’t punch and randomly goes on strike, it’s just not worth it!
At that mont, a virtual electronic screen appeared in front of Zhang Fan!
Of course, only he could see this screen!
Joy: 0%!
Anger: 0%!
Sorrow: 0%!
Happiness: 0%!
Love: 0%!
Hate: 0%!
Emotion: 0%!
Grudge: 1%!
Looking at these strings of things, Zhang Fan was dumbfounded: “What is this?”
“Emotion Values! Only when you max these emotion values to 100% will I gain first-level permissions!
Back when my creators made , they were in a rush and didn’t have ti to embed a personality!
So, right now, I’m incomplete!
However, the core of the Void Spirit Clan requires a complete to unlock!
So, your first task now is helping complete my personality creation!
Otherwise, the Void Spirit System won’t awaken, and you’ll be stuck with these crappy features for life!”
Hearing this, Zhang Fan’s eyes sparkled.
Wow, these system features are all crappy?
Are you kidding ?
“Hmph, even a newborn baby of the Void Spirit Clan is a million tis stronger than you are now! Do you think these crappy features in the system will let you grow significantly?” the system said disdainfully.
Hearing this, Zhang Fan lost his composure.
“MMP, you’re totally cheating!” Zhang Fan cursed outright.
A newborn baby is a million tis stronger than him now?
Damn! Isn’t this cheating!
“Sorry, it’s a matter of talent!” the system replied.
Then, Zhang Fan asked, “How do I obtain Emotion Values?”
“Are you a fool? Naturally, by collecting emotions! For example, Killing Intent Points! That’s the ‘Grudge’ emotion! After collecting external emotions, you need to process them!
If the emotions are your own outburst, they’ll increase much faster!” said the system.
“My own outburst?” Zhang Fan asked suspiciously.
“Yes, after all, now that you and I are integrated, whatever you feel, I feel too! It’s much purer than collecting soone else’s emotions!”
Then, Zhang Fan pursed his lips: “It’s been over two years, and all the other emotions are at 0%! It seems hard to do it on my own!”
“So, quickly max out the ‘Grudge’ emotion, then I’ll unlock other emotion collectors for you!” the system said.
“Can’t you unlock them all at once? Wouldn’t that be much faster?” Zhang Fan asked.
“If I could unlock them simultaneously, why would I dawdle with you for so long? Are you a fool!” the system started using sharp words again!
Zhang Fan was also furious. Every sentence calling him a big dummy, damn it! Co out if you dare, and let’s duel!
“Why didn’t you give the emotion collection feature from the start?” Zhang Fan gritted his teeth!
“I had unlocked the ‘Love’ emotion collector for you, yet all you do is hit on girls! All you know is fooling around, what can I do? I’m really hopeless, okay!” the system said!
Imdiately, Zhang Fan was triggered: “That’s not fair, didn’t I date Ye Zi and the others! Why is there nothing!”
“The ‘Love’ emotion is quite unique because it also includes ‘Emotion’. Triggering it is difficult!
Isn’t there a saying in Huaxia culture ‘When life and death part us, yet we promise to be together! Holding hands with you, growing old with you!’
You’re still too young! You can’t touch this level yet!”
“I…” At that mont, Zhang Fan was left speechless!
“Can other emotions also be exchanged for Spiritual Value?” Zhang Fan suddenly asked.
After all, he was currently living off Spiritual Value!
Relying on tasks and playing protector to earn Spiritual Value was really too slow.
“Yes, they can! By the way, besides Emotion Values, there are Task Values! Task Values allow continual growth through task completion.
Task Values are important; task values are important; task values are important! I’ve said it three tis because it’s that crucial!” explained the system!
“Huh? There are Task Values too?” Zhang Fan imdiately rolled his eyes.
Task?
It seed he hadn’t even completed the first task yet.
First, there was too little Spiritual Value! And too many task loops!
Just doing it felt so tedious!
“Every completed task grants you corresponding task values; you must know that you only realize how much task value you get after finishing a task since it’s a type of hidden reward!
You’ve played so many gas, you know how precious hidden rewards can be, right?” the system stated!
Imdiately, Zhang Fan’s eyes lit up!
Of course, he knew that hidden items in gas were never garbage!
“So, keep it up! Big dummy! We have a long road ahead, and you don’t want to get crushed carelessly! Otherwise, I’ll have to sleep again.” Hearing this, a gleam flashed in Zhang Fan’s eyes.
“Hehe, look at now, so low in power. Why don’t you give so good stuff? Otherwise, if I die, you’ll have to sleep too! How lonely to sleep alone for hundreds of thousands of years!”
Mwahaha, if I can trick a bit of good stuff, it’ll be a windfall!
Like, for example, a Transformation Potion!
And maybe a Nine Revival Soul Pill!
A top-grade life-saver!
“With you looking so ugly, how can you have such beautiful thoughts! All system functions must be executed according to procedures! Want a hamr?” the system quipped!
Imdiately, Zhang Fan ground his teeth again!
MMP, insulting without cursing, huh?
“Wait a minute, didn’t you say earlier if I cursed you again, you wouldn’t give good stuff?” Zhang Fan suddenly rembered this.
“Hahaha, big dummy, I lied to you!”
“I damn…” Zhang Fan clenched his fists.
“Then what’s up with system maintenance?” Zhang Fan asked through gritted teeth!
“Ding, system is under maintenance, Zhang Fan big dummy cannot use… big dummy, what do you say!”
The chanical voice made Zhang Fan’s expression suddenly change!
Imdiately, Zhang Fan went wild: “Damn it! Co out, PKPKPKPKPK!”
MMP, this bastard, actually tricking ?
Damn it, I was totally fooled by this voice before.
“I won’t co out; bite !”
“MMP, dog system, black pen system, co out!”
“NONONO! I’m diving, goodbye, big dummy!”
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